Thank you America

lone wolf

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Kid deserves his butt-kicking on an industrial scale. Imagine: Letting some offshore gripe be used as inspiration for that which Wynne's peculiar version of governance provides in spades : Dis-satisfaction, destitution, disillusionment and hopelessness
 

Curious Cdn

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The FBI monitors everything that all of us do. That isn't a problem as long as their definition of "bad* corresponds with yours or mine. That is not a given. The US is far from stable, right now and the FBI definition of "bad guy foreigner" could change in an evening, depending on who takes power down there. Ultimstely, we have zip/zot/zero control over our lives.
 

Locutus

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The FBI monitors everything that all of us do. That isn't a problem as long as their definition of "bad* corresponds with yours or mine. That is not a given. The US is far from stable, right now and the FBI definition of "bad guy foreigner" could change in an evening, depending on who takes power down there. Ultimstely, we have zip/zot/zero control over our lives.

good.


fukk you FBI and tell your mom to stop calling me.
 

DaSleeper

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Liberals seem to have no problem condemning the westboro baptist church for example, but fail miserably when it comes to controversial imams in mosques
 

Angstrom

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Liberals seem to have no problem condemning the westboro baptist church for example, but fail miserably when it comes to controversial imams in mosques

They fear the stigma of being called racist beyond anything else.
 

Murphy

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As we all know, maples are native to Mexico, which makes them an interesting introduction to the Pocahontas story. When Donald Trump was told by Mexican singing heartthrob, Topo Gigio, that maples were not a true American tree, he divorced his wife Marla.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygwV51_QjC4

The day he was told, 'the Donald' flew into a rage.

He got on the phone with the president of Mexico and accused him of stealing the trees, saying, "Hey, you people steal everything else! And you know what? I want the hubcaps back, that you stole off my 1975 Chrysler Cordoba!"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vsg97bxuJnc

That's why he insists that Mexico pay for the wall to be built between the two countries, should he become president. He's just being petty. Wanna piss him off? Address him as 'El Presidente'. That gets his wanger shaking!

Anyway, back to the real story. According to historians, John Smith, the English explorer (great, great, great uncle to Captain Spaulding, the African explorer), and part-time resident of Jamestown, was mapping the New World, when, around Christmas of 1607, he got lost. According to Indian legend, Smith thought he was in Virginia, but was actually in Ohio. Smith was captured by natives there, the Cleveland Indians, NOT the Black Panthers, as has been written in some history books.

The Cleveland Indians were feeling the Christmas spirits, and traded Smith to Powhatan, chief of the Powhatans, who, as the story goes, thought he got a great deal, until he found out that Smith couldn't play lacrosse. Smith wasn't good for much, except, it was rumoured, that he was well endowed. They were going to cancel his contract, but just as the chief was about to cut him, the chief's daughter, Pocahontas, threw herself on top of him. The two pressed into each other, their young, taught bodies straining against the thin buckskin both were wearing...

Smith, being a bit of a Puritan, blushed, and declared, "Thy breasts feel like fine Corinthian leather!" which made Chief Powhatan laugh.

He spared Smith and told him to leave. Smith mounted his horse and rode into the sunset.

Or something like that.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhHx3nrzX64
 

davesmom

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Ontario's stately old sugar maples and elms all disappeared. I think the Liberal Government traded them to some other place for something they wanted.
 

Curious Cdn

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Ontario's stately old sugar maples and elms all disappeared. I think the Liberal Government traded them to some other place for something they wanted.

The maples are still around but our springs, are too warm too early to produce much syrup, anymore. We blame global warming. The denizens of Calgary's oil towers blame the Liberal Premier in Ontario, 'cause they know that the world is actually getting coler.
 

Cliffy

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petros

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If I followed you around this fall, gained the location and ripped your crop from you, would you be upset? Would you call the cops?