Dear Jack
By Charles Adler
Monday, February 2, 2009
Dear Jack,
We've been friends for a long time and friends really ought to tell friends the truth. So
since nobody else has told you, I think it's time for me to step up and get it done.
Jack, when you and Gilles Duceppe were first putting this coup together, you felt you
had a strong hand because the Liberals had such a weak one. After the fall election,
Harper had 46 percent of the seats in the Commons. He was within a whisker of a
majority, and Stephane Dion, a marshmallow at the best of times, had just been roasted
by voters. His part ended up with only 25 percent of the seats. Between Duceppe’s
separatists in the sticks of Quebec, and your crew Jack, you had more seats than Dion.
Power abhors a vacuum. Everyone knows the game. You approached Dion with a plan
to get him one last kick at the can. He was never going anywhere on his own but if you
and Duceppe got together with him, between the three of you, you'd have something you
could call a coalition. Never mind that nobody voted for that. You could always finesse
that with the willingness of many members of the media whose hatred for Harper would
blind them of three obvious facts:
1) Nobody in the country thought Stephane Dion should be prime minister.
2) Nobody in the country thought we could have a stable central government which owed
its allegiance to the bastard child of the Parti Quebecois - which owes its allegiance to
people who want to blow a hole right through the heart of Canada. And;
3) Since no political party ran on the idea of a coalition, and nobody voted for a coalition,
nobody thought it was a good idea to have a government based on something nobody
voted for or wanted, even though your media friends at the CBC did think this whole thing
was a lot of fun. Mr. Mansbridge said the other day during one of his At Issue Panel
Discussions, that he and others in the media were really missing all the fun they were having
before Christmas when you, Gilles and Stephane were talking about seducing the Governor
General into the idea of going along with your scam, what I called the Three Stooges of
Coupscam.
Now Jack, outside of these three facts that made it impossible to get your coaltion contraption
to take flight, there were some other things said during the bad sales job which you keep on
wanting to say, and it's time I think to put a final cork in the bottle. You keep talking about how
the Harper Tories only got 38 percent of the popular vote. And so therefore, 62 percent voted
for change. Wrong Jack. Those 62 percent didn't vote for change. They voted for Liberals and
Greens and Separatists and your team. Nobody voted for a coalition. I'm starting to think that
the 38 percent the Conservatives got isn't what's getting under your skin, Jack. It's the 18 percent
of the vote that you got. Sorry to break it to you, but no matter how often you say you are
applying for the job of the prime minister, fewer than one in five voters actually take you seriously.
I am starting to think that what also bothers you is how efficient the Tories are compared to your
crew. They got 38 percent of the vote, but 46 percent of the seats. And while you got 18 percent
of the vote, you only got 12 percent of the seats. It must bug you Jack, that the Tories are competitive
virtually everywhere in the country except in two cities, while you are really competitive only in the
poverty pockets. I can see it with my own eyes Jack. I travel through one of those pockets every day.
Your representative there is hardly ever there. And he doesn't need to be. A monkey could win that
riding representing the NDP. It's dirt poor and safe. If this country was poor as you pretend it is,
your vote would be far more efficient. But it's primarily a middle class country and that's why your
party is just a rump, a protest movement.
You talk about Canada adopting a different system of government like those mature democracies.
Now the most mature Democracy in Europe is the United Kingdom. Guess where we got our system
from, Jack. Remember it was the Queen’s representative in Canada - who in your fantasies - was
going to go along with your crackerjack of a coalition. The Queen's representative. We have the same
system as Europe's most mature democracy. Now I am going to submit to you Jack that the most
important aspect of any demoracy is the maturity of its leaders. Maturity, meaning adult, meaning being
able to handle the truth responsibly. I am going to ask you to be mature and please accept what I’m
about to tell you like an adult. The biggest democracy in that Mature Continent called Europe is
Germany. Know why Germany has a democracy? Because Canadian soldiers gave their lives to
liberate Germany from a man who was willing to turn them all into slaves. I'm always reminding you
that good, decent Canadians in this country tell me that if it wasn't for what Canada and its allies did,
Germany would have stayed a dictatorship for a thousand years or longer and who knows what kind
of damage would have been done to its people and people all over the world. So Jack, I want you to
take this like a man. Canada isn't just a wonderful democracy with no need for your scams and schemes
and coalition dreams. Canada is actually one of the reasons why great big countries like Germany have a
democracy. Show a little pride Jack in what this country represents to other countries before you start
down this road of how we should be like those others. Jack, you also talk so fondly of what the
Americans have just done in putting Obama into power. Jack, if you look closely at what Obama stands
for you'll find out he is way to the right of you. Whether its economics like free trade, social issues like
gay marriage, foreign policy issues like the support of Israel - Obama is far closer to Stephen Harper than
he is to you. And Jack, before you go too far down that road of envy, how much media do you think
you’d get by being the leader of a third or fourth party in the U.S.?
Why don't you ask Ralph Nader or Bob Barr how much media attention they got in the final three months
of their election campaign? Bob Who you ask? In the U.S. - you would be Jack Who.
One final thing Jack, while you're thinking of hopefully abandoning this rhetoric about those mature
democracies who are better than we are or the American democracy that is supposedly smarter than
we are, change change change, please stop embarrassing yourself in trying to delegitamize the Conservative
victory by saying that 62 percent voted for change. Keep doing that and somebody is bound to look at
how few points you put on the board in your own riding. Even though none of your opponents had anywhere
near the kind of media attention that you have had, even though not one of them is a house hold name, their
coalition vote - if you will – would beat you. You got 20 thousand votes in Toronto Danforth. But the
coalition vote total of your opponents came out to 25 thousand. Twenty-five thousand for them. Twenty
thousand for you. Did the people of your riding vote for getting rid of you, Jack? Were they voting for
change? Hey, I could run the numbers up the flag pole in your lovely wife's riding. But I don't want to
make this too personal, nor too cruel. I think you get the point Jack.
The moral of this story Jack is simple. The system you are attacking actually works really well for you and
your wife and other members of your party which don't sell change at all, or hope for that matter. You sell
hopelessness. You run the country down, by riding the backs of those who are down and out and ultimately
only your core support comes from those who are down and out and feeling rather hopeless. Change isn't
what they are voting for, Jack. Unfortunately, they are the ones who have given up on change and you are
just moving in to take advantage, just like you moved into Stephane Dion's life once he was out of luck and
hope and money. Yes, the system works well for you Jack and so does this country that affords a minority
party like yours far more media attention and money than most marginals get in other parts of the world.
Jack, by now I hope you understand that the reason why the coalition scam didn't work is precisely because
we are a mature democracy. And finally Jack, I want you to know that the reason things are the way they
are for you - and you are on the outside looking in with your coalition idea - is because this is a mature
democracy. Mature decisions have been made by people with more maturity than you currently possess.
Canada is a Mature democracy and despite all the kicks it gets from you and your friends in low places, not
all of them at the CBC, this is a great country where changes do happen for those who don't spend most of
their lives running down the country they love and its institutions they respect, like their military, their mounties
and their National Anthem. Call us crazy if you want to, Jack. We love our country just the way it is. And, if
we don't have a system that makes it easy for you to have a seat at the cabinet table, well, we'll just have to
suck it up and live with it.
That's what mature people do in a democracy called Canada.
Posted by: Charles Adler
Source: CJOB 68: Manitoba's Information Superstation
By Charles Adler
Monday, February 2, 2009
Dear Jack,
We've been friends for a long time and friends really ought to tell friends the truth. So
since nobody else has told you, I think it's time for me to step up and get it done.
Jack, when you and Gilles Duceppe were first putting this coup together, you felt you
had a strong hand because the Liberals had such a weak one. After the fall election,
Harper had 46 percent of the seats in the Commons. He was within a whisker of a
majority, and Stephane Dion, a marshmallow at the best of times, had just been roasted
by voters. His part ended up with only 25 percent of the seats. Between Duceppe’s
separatists in the sticks of Quebec, and your crew Jack, you had more seats than Dion.
Power abhors a vacuum. Everyone knows the game. You approached Dion with a plan
to get him one last kick at the can. He was never going anywhere on his own but if you
and Duceppe got together with him, between the three of you, you'd have something you
could call a coalition. Never mind that nobody voted for that. You could always finesse
that with the willingness of many members of the media whose hatred for Harper would
blind them of three obvious facts:
1) Nobody in the country thought Stephane Dion should be prime minister.
2) Nobody in the country thought we could have a stable central government which owed
its allegiance to the bastard child of the Parti Quebecois - which owes its allegiance to
people who want to blow a hole right through the heart of Canada. And;
3) Since no political party ran on the idea of a coalition, and nobody voted for a coalition,
nobody thought it was a good idea to have a government based on something nobody
voted for or wanted, even though your media friends at the CBC did think this whole thing
was a lot of fun. Mr. Mansbridge said the other day during one of his At Issue Panel
Discussions, that he and others in the media were really missing all the fun they were having
before Christmas when you, Gilles and Stephane were talking about seducing the Governor
General into the idea of going along with your scam, what I called the Three Stooges of
Coupscam.
Now Jack, outside of these three facts that made it impossible to get your coaltion contraption
to take flight, there were some other things said during the bad sales job which you keep on
wanting to say, and it's time I think to put a final cork in the bottle. You keep talking about how
the Harper Tories only got 38 percent of the popular vote. And so therefore, 62 percent voted
for change. Wrong Jack. Those 62 percent didn't vote for change. They voted for Liberals and
Greens and Separatists and your team. Nobody voted for a coalition. I'm starting to think that
the 38 percent the Conservatives got isn't what's getting under your skin, Jack. It's the 18 percent
of the vote that you got. Sorry to break it to you, but no matter how often you say you are
applying for the job of the prime minister, fewer than one in five voters actually take you seriously.
I am starting to think that what also bothers you is how efficient the Tories are compared to your
crew. They got 38 percent of the vote, but 46 percent of the seats. And while you got 18 percent
of the vote, you only got 12 percent of the seats. It must bug you Jack, that the Tories are competitive
virtually everywhere in the country except in two cities, while you are really competitive only in the
poverty pockets. I can see it with my own eyes Jack. I travel through one of those pockets every day.
Your representative there is hardly ever there. And he doesn't need to be. A monkey could win that
riding representing the NDP. It's dirt poor and safe. If this country was poor as you pretend it is,
your vote would be far more efficient. But it's primarily a middle class country and that's why your
party is just a rump, a protest movement.
You talk about Canada adopting a different system of government like those mature democracies.
Now the most mature Democracy in Europe is the United Kingdom. Guess where we got our system
from, Jack. Remember it was the Queen’s representative in Canada - who in your fantasies - was
going to go along with your crackerjack of a coalition. The Queen's representative. We have the same
system as Europe's most mature democracy. Now I am going to submit to you Jack that the most
important aspect of any demoracy is the maturity of its leaders. Maturity, meaning adult, meaning being
able to handle the truth responsibly. I am going to ask you to be mature and please accept what I’m
about to tell you like an adult. The biggest democracy in that Mature Continent called Europe is
Germany. Know why Germany has a democracy? Because Canadian soldiers gave their lives to
liberate Germany from a man who was willing to turn them all into slaves. I'm always reminding you
that good, decent Canadians in this country tell me that if it wasn't for what Canada and its allies did,
Germany would have stayed a dictatorship for a thousand years or longer and who knows what kind
of damage would have been done to its people and people all over the world. So Jack, I want you to
take this like a man. Canada isn't just a wonderful democracy with no need for your scams and schemes
and coalition dreams. Canada is actually one of the reasons why great big countries like Germany have a
democracy. Show a little pride Jack in what this country represents to other countries before you start
down this road of how we should be like those others. Jack, you also talk so fondly of what the
Americans have just done in putting Obama into power. Jack, if you look closely at what Obama stands
for you'll find out he is way to the right of you. Whether its economics like free trade, social issues like
gay marriage, foreign policy issues like the support of Israel - Obama is far closer to Stephen Harper than
he is to you. And Jack, before you go too far down that road of envy, how much media do you think
you’d get by being the leader of a third or fourth party in the U.S.?
Why don't you ask Ralph Nader or Bob Barr how much media attention they got in the final three months
of their election campaign? Bob Who you ask? In the U.S. - you would be Jack Who.
One final thing Jack, while you're thinking of hopefully abandoning this rhetoric about those mature
democracies who are better than we are or the American democracy that is supposedly smarter than
we are, change change change, please stop embarrassing yourself in trying to delegitamize the Conservative
victory by saying that 62 percent voted for change. Keep doing that and somebody is bound to look at
how few points you put on the board in your own riding. Even though none of your opponents had anywhere
near the kind of media attention that you have had, even though not one of them is a house hold name, their
coalition vote - if you will – would beat you. You got 20 thousand votes in Toronto Danforth. But the
coalition vote total of your opponents came out to 25 thousand. Twenty-five thousand for them. Twenty
thousand for you. Did the people of your riding vote for getting rid of you, Jack? Were they voting for
change? Hey, I could run the numbers up the flag pole in your lovely wife's riding. But I don't want to
make this too personal, nor too cruel. I think you get the point Jack.
The moral of this story Jack is simple. The system you are attacking actually works really well for you and
your wife and other members of your party which don't sell change at all, or hope for that matter. You sell
hopelessness. You run the country down, by riding the backs of those who are down and out and ultimately
only your core support comes from those who are down and out and feeling rather hopeless. Change isn't
what they are voting for, Jack. Unfortunately, they are the ones who have given up on change and you are
just moving in to take advantage, just like you moved into Stephane Dion's life once he was out of luck and
hope and money. Yes, the system works well for you Jack and so does this country that affords a minority
party like yours far more media attention and money than most marginals get in other parts of the world.
Jack, by now I hope you understand that the reason why the coalition scam didn't work is precisely because
we are a mature democracy. And finally Jack, I want you to know that the reason things are the way they
are for you - and you are on the outside looking in with your coalition idea - is because this is a mature
democracy. Mature decisions have been made by people with more maturity than you currently possess.
Canada is a Mature democracy and despite all the kicks it gets from you and your friends in low places, not
all of them at the CBC, this is a great country where changes do happen for those who don't spend most of
their lives running down the country they love and its institutions they respect, like their military, their mounties
and their National Anthem. Call us crazy if you want to, Jack. We love our country just the way it is. And, if
we don't have a system that makes it easy for you to have a seat at the cabinet table, well, we'll just have to
suck it up and live with it.
That's what mature people do in a democracy called Canada.
Posted by: Charles Adler
Source: CJOB 68: Manitoba's Information Superstation