Texas Professor proposes disability benefits for Ugly people

Locutus

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And the insanity continues...


BEING good-looking is useful in so many ways.

In addition to whatever personal pleasure it gives you, being attractive also helps you earn more money, find a higher-earning spouse (and one who looks better, too!) and get better deals on mortgages. Each of these facts has been demonstrated over the past 20 years by many economists and other researchers. The effects are not small: one study showed that an American worker who was among the bottom one-seventh in looks, as assessed by randomly chosen observers, earned 10 to 15 percent less per year than a similar worker whose looks were assessed in the top one-third — a lifetime difference, in a typical case, of about $230,000.

Beauty is as much an issue for men as for women. While extensive research shows that women’s looks have bigger impacts in the market for mates, another large group of studies demonstrates that men’s looks have bigger impacts on the job.
Why this disparate treatment of looks in so many areas of life? It’s a matter of simple prejudice. Most of us, regardless of our professed attitudes, prefer as customers to buy from better-looking salespeople, as jurors to listen to better-looking attorneys, as voters to be led by better-looking politicians, as students to learn from better-looking professors. This is not a matter of evil employers’ refusing to hire the ugly: in our roles as workers, customers and potential lovers we are all responsible for these effects.

How could we remedy this injustice? With all the gains to being good-looking, you would think that more people would get plastic surgery or makeovers to improve their looks. Many of us do all those things, but as studies have shown, such refinements make only small differences in our beauty. All that spending may make us feel better, but it doesn’t help us much in getting a better job or a more desirable mate.

A more radical solution may be needed: why not offer legal protections to the ugly, as we do with racial, ethnic and religious minorities, women and handicapped individuals?





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http://www.nytimes.com/2011/08/28/opinion/sunday/ugly-you-may-have-a-case.html?_r=2&hp
 

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And the insanity continues...


BEING good-looking is useful in so many ways.

In addition to whatever personal pleasure it gives you, being attractive also helps you earn more money, find a higher-earning spouse (and one who looks better, too!) and get better deals on mortgages. Each of these facts has been demonstrated over the past 20 years by many economists and other researchers. The effects are not small: one study showed that an American worker who was among the bottom one-seventh in looks, as assessed by randomly chosen observers, earned 10 to 15 percent less per year than a similar worker whose looks were assessed in the top one-third — a lifetime difference, in a typical case, of about $230,000.

Beauty is as much an issue for men as for women. While extensive research shows that women’s looks have bigger impacts in the market for mates, another large group of studies demonstrates that men’s looks have bigger impacts on the job.
Why this disparate treatment of looks in so many areas of life? It’s a matter of simple prejudice. Most of us, regardless of our professed attitudes, prefer as customers to buy from better-looking salespeople, as jurors to listen to better-looking attorneys, as voters to be led by better-looking politicians, as students to learn from better-looking professors. This is not a matter of evil employers’ refusing to hire the ugly: in our roles as workers, customers and potential lovers we are all responsible for these effects.

How could we remedy this injustice? With all the gains to being good-looking, you would think that more people would get plastic surgery or makeovers to improve their looks. Many of us do all those things, but as studies have shown, such refinements make only small differences in our beauty. All that spending may make us feel better, but it doesn’t help us much in getting a better job or a more desirable mate.

A more radical solution may be needed: why not offer legal protections to the ugly, as we do with racial, ethnic and religious minorities, women and handicapped individuals?





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http://www.nytimes.com/2011/08/28/opinion/sunday/ugly-you-may-have-a-case.html?_r=2&hp

I say import him, run him for leadership of the NDP.

It worked so well for the Liberals and Ignatieff.......lol

How will the state determine who is ugly and who is attractive?

Party pooper.

Why the Committee to Establish Relative Attractiveness, of course.
 

Corduroy

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Party pooper.

Why the Committee to Establish Relative Attractiveness, of course.

I assume you'd have to apply to be recognized as ugly. It would be hard for the government go out and do like an ugliness census. And no doubt people will do studies on who was and who wasn't deemed ugly, maybe point to a racial imbalance in the statistics and accuse the CERA of racial bias.

Or maybe point out which part of Canada has the most Federally Certified Ugly people in the country and readjust equalization accordingly. "Have" provinces of attractive people (BC obviously) would export a quota of beauties to "have not" provinces (like Ontario).
 

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Somehow, in my mind, I can't help but connect this thinking to the Dalhousie professor who just quit yesterday because he couldn't get a parking pass.

At one time, universities were seats of higher learning. Now, I just don't know what they do.
 

SLM

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Somehow, in my mind, I can't help but connect this thinking to the Dalhousie professor who just quit yesterday because he couldn't get a parking pass.

At one time, universities were seats of higher learning. Now, I just don't know what they do.

I used to have respect for the "learned professor"....until I met some. Boy, what a let down that was.
 

Corduroy

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Somehow, in my mind, I can't help but connect this thinking to the Dalhousie professor who just quit yesterday because he couldn't get a parking pass.

At one time, universities were seats of higher learning. Now, I just don't know what they do.

I think it's just an image of what universities should be projected on a fictitious past. There's never really been a time when the university as an institution was devoid of absurdity.
 

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Somehow, in my mind, I can't help but connect this thinking to the Dalhousie professor who just quit yesterday because he couldn't get a parking pass.

At one time, universities were seats of higher learning. Now, I just don't know what they do.

I don't know either Ten. They are so insulated. At Harvard, the faculty (professors) were given a choice to forgo their raises one year so they could avoid laying off staff (the workers).... or simply take their raise.

They chose to take their raises... and Harvard had layoffs.

Compassion, common sense... in the end it means nothing to them. Just like that idiot, racist Harvard Prof. that got his pal in the Whitehouse in a bit of hot water. I bet that Cambridge Police Officer enjoyed his beer in the Rose Garden!



I think it's just an image of what universities should be projected on a fictitious past. There's never really been a time when the university as an institution was devoid of absurdity.

You could be right. I would like to think that there was a time when Profs. were normal.
 

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I think it's just an image of what universities should be projected on a fictitious past. There's never really been a time when the university as an institution was devoid of absurdity.


That's probably true; I remember as a young kid meeting several U of T profs who were friends of my grandmother; they'd make the summer trip in a usually crapped out van of some kind, and they were quite honestly some of the weirdest people I have ever met. Completely devoid of any common sense or mechanical aptitude.
 

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That's probably true; I remember as a young kid meeting several U of T profs who were friends of my grandmother; they'd make the summer trip in a usually crapped out van of some kind, and they were quite honestly some of the weirdest people I have ever met. Completely devoid of any common sense or mechanical aptitude.

Tenure... that's how they can reman imbeciles... forever.
 

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And the insanity continues...


BEING good-looking is useful in so many ways.

In addition to whatever personal pleasure it gives you, being attractive also helps you earn more money, find a higher-earning spouse (and one who looks better, too!) and get better deals on mortgages. Each of these facts has been demonstrated over the past 20 years by many economists and other researchers. The effects are not small: one study showed that an American worker who was among the bottom one-seventh in looks, as assessed by randomly chosen observers, earned 10 to 15 percent less per year than a similar worker whose looks were assessed in the top one-third — a lifetime difference, in a typical case, of about $230,000.

Beauty is as much an issue for men as for women. While extensive research shows that women’s looks have bigger impacts in the market for mates, another large group of studies demonstrates that men’s looks have bigger impacts on the job.
Why this disparate treatment of looks in so many areas of life? It’s a matter of simple prejudice. Most of us, regardless of our professed attitudes, prefer as customers to buy from better-looking salespeople, as jurors to listen to better-looking attorneys, as voters to be led by better-looking politicians, as students to learn from better-looking professors. This is not a matter of evil employers’ refusing to hire the ugly: in our roles as workers, customers and potential lovers we are all responsible for these effects.

How could we remedy this injustice? With all the gains to being good-looking, you would think that more people would get plastic surgery or makeovers to improve their looks. Many of us do all those things, but as studies have shown, such refinements make only small differences in our beauty. All that spending may make us feel better, but it doesn’t help us much in getting a better job or a more desirable mate.

A more radical solution may be needed: why not offer legal protections to the ugly, as we do with racial, ethnic and religious minorities, women and handicapped individuals?





more...


http://www.nytimes.com/2011/08/28/opinion/sunday/ugly-you-may-have-a-case.html?_r=2&hp

Ok - I am not only UGLY I am dammed ugly - so round it up to 400 K - Now send me my money.
 

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As soon as someone gets their snout in the government trough they start looking for ways to double dip. There is a simple cure for ugly. Just wait till 2 am.
 

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As soon as someone gets their snout in the government trough they start looking for ways to double dip. There is a simple cure for ugly. Just wait till 2 am.


So I get to keep my job as chicken gutter, (he who guts), and draw the ugly pension too? Great stuff.:laughing4:
 

shadowshiv

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Good. Now I have a way to get some extra cash! Who would have thought that being fugly would pay off?:)

Hurry up and make this happen!;)