Texas Professor proposes disability benefits for Ugly people

damngrumpy

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If the money was good enough I would volunteer to be considered ugly and let the payments
begin. I have often thought left handed people should get some kind of payment, All the
rules such as door opening and so on favour the right handed people and that is not fair.
Now consider if I could be left handed and ugly I could double dip and get paid even more.
Maybe people who get tired should be given a payment as well. I could collect for being
left handed, tired and ugly. If the government could add enough conditions to be aflicked
with one could actually get rich.

What the hell is this person smoking? How ready and available is the medicine he's taking?