I read the National Enquirer about as often as you watch FOX News, so I am honest enough not to form a biased and ignorant opinion about it and I am reluctant to believe all the hearsay.
The issue isn't about Fox News launching a channel targeting that sector of the Canadian audience who'd vote Harper/Day while being stuck on all the bitter parts of the Old Testament and who will interpret "Sun TV" to mean "Son-of-God TV with hot-head op/ed rantings of warmness-and-light"...
It's about how they're pushing to be granted a Category 1 "Must Carry" license, and the chairman of the CRTC is correct to say it doesn't qualify for a Cat 1.
Speaking of National Inquirer... they can't hold a candle to these guys
Weekly World News|The World’s Only Reliable News!
Sadly, they are no longer in hard-copy print, but they're still online.
Now... if *they* were to launch an op/ed news-channel, *that* would be entertaining, and you know what one of their first Headlines would be?
"Canadians Must Watch Weekly World News"
Drop-line...
"Bat Boy Demands Category 1 Broadcast License to Bring Light to North-of Arctic Circle Eskimos Lost in Darkness Half the Time"
From Weekly World News... Ed Anger: "Health Care Makes Me Sick"
"I finally figured out the whole point of that long stupid meeting the Teleprompter Kid had about health care!
"It was nothing to do with getting them all to agree on how to turn hospitals into DMVs.
"Nope, their plan was to bore half the country to death and give the other half heart attacks, so we’d all be dead anyhow and wouldn’t need doctors!
"Boy, that Communist in Chief sure is touchy. A few times, I’m pretty sure I saw the computer parts in his head blowing a fuse!
"The CIA must be kicking themselves for not buying better parts to build their Obama robot – where did they get them from? Toyota?
"Yeah, I told you for years those Japs would get their revenge on us for nuking them, and it is finally happening. Those clever Japs have been putting crappy parts in those dinky cars they send us, so we’ll all die and they can take over America!
"Toyota is working with Obama to kill us all! It’s all over the TV, people! How much more proof do you want?
"Only your old pal Ed Anger has the guts to tell you what’s really happening to our once great nation!
"I’ve been waiting for the government to come for me for fifty damn years, but I guess they don’t have the guts! I’ve got it all worked out: when the black helicopters land on my front yard, I just have to roll my oxygen tank down the driveway, then shoot it up with my handy double barrelled Mossberg!
"Ka-boom!!
"Old Ed doesn’t need any fancy private planes to get back at the Feds. No sir: give me a good old American shotgun – and let the bastards come to me"