Why I'm Selling My Virginity

Colpy

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Hey Colpy, you look pretty good at 3.8 million. ;-)

Is that all it takes???:lol:

Seriously, who wants a virgin anyway???????

Especially a 22 year old vrgin. If you got through the teenage years plus three without getting horny enough to bother, and it (obviously in this case) isn't a matter of moral principles, I ain't interested.

And even more serious, the twit in question is doing a Master's in Marriage and Family Therapy??????

Oh GOOD!
 

VanIsle

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What I find funny is her using sex as a means of power, control and profit is also accepting arbitrary norms, she thinks she's rebelling against. The only thing new about her scam is the amount of money she plans to collect.
She only gets to do it once (collect on her virginity). Hope that no other sport has uh - stripped her of her virginity and she is selling something she may not have to sell.
 

Dexter Sinister

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I think it's funny people actually believe she's a virgin.
Yeah, I was wondering about that too. Unless she has a somewhat unusual hymen, virginity is pretty hard to prove, especially if she was at all athletic in her youth. A normal hymen's pretty fragile. If I were rich and dumb enough to fork over $millions for the dubious privilege of being her first, I'd certainly want some assurances beyond just her word on it that I was getting what I paid for.

I also find it funny that someone able to offer $3.8 million for it isn't smart enough to understand how trivial it is, and what a poor quality experience it's likely to be. The word pervert comes to mind. A lady with no experience, and to be a virgin at her age apparently not much interest either... I'm thinking, log with a knot hole. No thanks.
 

Francis2004

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I also find it funny that someone able to offer $3.8 million for it isn't smart enough to understand how trivial it is, and what a poor quality experience it's likely to be. The word pervert comes to mind. A lady with no experience, and to be a virgin at her age apparently not much interest either... I'm thinking, log with a knot hole. No thanks.

If you afford to bid $3.8 million, it is assume you can darn well afford to lose it.. As to being a pervert at that kinda cash he can afford the logo.

Or most likely a gentleman who wants her to preserve her virginity.. HA HA HA
 

karrie

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I've seen women do much more distasteful things for money than this lady is about to do. Tyra springs to mind (naturally since she's front and center in the article). She may not lay down on her back for her money (that we know of directly anyway), but she most certainly doesn't own her own body either. Her show is a revolting display, and frankly, I think I'd rather watch the young woman lose her supposed virginity than have to put up with an hour of Tyra prostituting herself and a whole new batch of young women.

Let this fluff tell herself whatever lies she's built up in her head to try to set herself apart from street hookers. In the end, the price is the only difference. Both have the right, the capability, and it's none of my damn business unless they're leaving condoms on my lawn.
 

missile

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Another cynic once said "All women are *****s,only the price differs".Why can't men try to sell their virginity? I bet some of the older cougars would pay dearly for some of that.
 

Colpy

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Another cynic once said "All women are *****s,only the price differs".Why can't men try to sell their virginity? I bet some of the older cougars would pay dearly for some of that.

That would be an expensive 7 seconds!

3.8 million?

500,00 a stroke?

:)
 

Said1

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Can't argue with that. Anthropologically there are advantages to her method. Can she be said to be makeing the same choice most every woman does with the only difference possibly being the form and ammount? Is it really a novel act or only a novel approach?

No doubt, a novel approach, to a timeless practice. The rational actors that we supposedly are, some one, at some point, realized that sex could be much more beneficial to both parties if there was an exchange involved and of course, consensual.
 

Nuggler

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Confusedus say: "Viginitry rike baroon; one plick, arr gone."

Pretty expensive prick, eh wot!! 8O


Two Polish guys are discussing one of the guy’s upcoming wedding . . . “I’m not sure if my future bride is a virgin or not,” he said.
His buddy replies, “Oh, there’s an easy test for that. All you need is some red paint, some blue paint and a shovel. You paint one of your balls red and the other blue. On your honeymoon, if she laughs and says, ‘Those are the funniest balls I’ve ever seen!’ you hit her with the shovel!




Killing for peace is like ****ing for virginity.
 
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SirJosephPorter

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I for one congratulate her on her entrepreneurship and originality. All the best to her, I hope she collects her millions.

If she successfully collects, I am sure other women (and perhaps men as well?) would put up their virginity for auction. However, the first one always commands the highest price; I don’t think anybody will be able to top this.

I also find it funny that someone able to offer $3.8 million for it isn't smart enough to understand how trivial it is, and what a poor quality experience it's likely to be.

Dexter, I can only assume that he is a billionaire, and that 3.8 million $ is like 10 or 15 $ to you or I. We wouldn’t mind spending 10 or 15$ on something frivolous, and I assume he feels the same way, it is a novelty for him (I assume it is him, and not her). If somebody has that kind of discretionary money to spend, why not? This is no different from buying an expensive yacht, a Rolls or a mansion.
 

darkbeaver

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No doubt, a novel approach, to a timeless practice. The rational actors that we supposedly are, some one, at some point, realized that sex could be much more beneficial to both parties if there was an exchange involved and of course, consensual.

I will provide the rabbits which are necessary to support the metabolic realization of the progeny that will carry my seed forward (hopefully) and me with it. How about it is it a deal? Do you have a nice cave picked out close to the rock pit and the rabitt warrens? We'll negotiate the three million rabbitts. Can you think of anything which could improve my hunting?
Of course that was a hypothetical suggestion for illustrational purposes, I can no longer carry women into caves for such purposes, nor do I have to having already distributed the vessels of my continuation by previous church sanctioned means.:lol:
 
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