Was Jesus a Socialist?

earth_as_one

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Jesus was obviously a Nazi,
"perfect aryan specimen"

Jesus is a white guy with brown hair and blue eyes because of the Roman art industry. Statute makers had a surplus of Zeus busts when the empire switched faiths. Statute makers, who were capitalists, helped smooth the Roman conversion from Paganism to Christianity by changing Zeus to JeZeus.

I'm speculating, but I'd bet Jesus had dark skin and curly hair... His recent ancestors having recently fled Egypt, although judging from common imagery, you'd think the holy lands were near Scandinavia.
 

petros

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Jesus is a white guy with brown hair and blue eyes because of the Roman art industry.
This was this image that sealed the deal for the inconic image of Jesus


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Jesus is a white guy with brown hair and blue eyes because of the Roman art industry. Statute makers had a surplus of Zeus busts when the empire switched faiths. Statute makers, who were capitalists, helped smooth the Roman conversion from Paganism to Christianity by changing Zeus to JeZeus.

I'm speculating, but I'd bet Jesus had dark skin and curly hair... His recent ancestors having recently fled Egypt, although judging from common imagery, you'd think the holy lands were near Scandinavia.

I believe a marginal historical revisionist faction had attempted to cast Jesus as being a descendent of Celtic (Gual) slaves, but in reality; we know from looking at modern day Celtic people (i.e. Irish) and even historical literature, that the Gauls were never a tall, blond-haired and blue eyed people.

You are correct that this was just creative imagery to create an imposing (yet beautiful) looking figure.
 

petros

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I believe a marginal historical revisionist faction had attempted to cast Jesus as being a descendent of Celtic (Gual) slaves, but in reality; we know from looking at modern day Celtic people (i.e. Irish) and even historical literature, that the Gauls were never a tall, blond-haired and blue eyed people.

You are correct that this was just creative imagery to create an imposing (yet beautiful) looking figure.
His teeth were too good to be from the Isles.
 

petros

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it will be easier for a camel to fit through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven
See my post on how the Pharasees (JEWdeans) turned God's laws into man's law and attached a monetary aspect ilike fines and "paying your debt to the elitist society" and robbed the Israelites blind while kissing Caeser's ass tongue deep.
 

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Jesus was an anarchist. He said the path is narrow. Life is a personal journey. Every one of us must find our own way home. He railed against the capitalists and the self righteous.

Salvation into heaven CANNOT be a path. "Lest any man boast" (Ephesians 2:9). God made it INCREDIBLY EASIER than following a path, he made salvation and eternal life a door, Jesus said "I am the door" (John 10:7). And Jesus was neither capitalist, communist, or a socialist. He lived his life on a much higher spiritual plane. Like I already told you, he looked to his heavenly Father for provision. The kingdom of God's economy is above any other method or philosophy you can think of.

How much did Jesus charge for the wine and bread then? What was the price of admission to attend one of his sermons? Were these things free for the benefit of society, and therefore socialism???? His actions and teachings certainly doesn't sound like the actions of a free market capitalist.

I'm assuming you see the contradiction between your beliefs????:icon_smile:

Again, Jesus didn't need to capitalize on miracles because first, that would detract the glory God deserves for performing such a miracle. And second Jesus got ANYTHING he needed whether it be MONEY, a place to stay, protection, sustenance, etc from God the Father - NOT SELLING MIRACLES AS MAGIC TRICKS. "I and my Father are one." (John 10:30) and he goes further "All things have been committed to me by my Father. No one knows who the Son is except the Father, and no one knows who the Father is except the Son and those to whom the Son chooses to reveal him." (Luke 10:22) And there's countless more pieces of evidence that completely annihilates your assertion that Jesus was a socialist. How does this exclude him from being a socialist? Because you can certainly be a socialist and believe in God, but socialism doesn't rely on God's resources for provision and therefore Jesus, who did rely on God's resources and not the resources of man, doesn't meet the criteria to be defined as a socialist.

Having you guys tell me who Jesus Christ is amounts to a sad attempt to put on a play. I'm the one in a living relationship with Jesus Christ, he lives in me John 14:20, he chose me John 15:16, and he made me right with God the Father Romans 5:19. On top of that, I get to live the same life Christ did and rely on God's provision Phil. 4:19, and not worry about the world's crappy economy. So, like I said, having YOU guys tell me who Christ is would be like me telling you who your mother or father was.

You have no case against Christ and I doubt I will reply further, especially since I owned this thread(for him)and if you wish to continue then I seriously suggest we open the steel cage.
 

earth_as_one

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I'm not sure what you think a socialist is, but many well known socialists, were also Christians:
Christian socialism - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Tommy Douglas was Canada's most prominent socialist. He successfully fought for socialist government policies like medicare and the Canada Pension Plan. He was also a Baptist minister.

So if Jesus didn't charge for his miracles or sermons, then how did he feed himself? Where did he sleep? Did he rely on the charity of others?

I suggest you raise this issue with your local minister. Their answer might surprise you...
 

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I'm not sure what you think a socialist is, but many well known socialists, were also Christians:
Christian socialism - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Tommy Douglas was Canada's most prominent socialist. He successfully fought for socialist government policies like medicare and the Canada Pension Plan. He was also a Baptist minister.

So if Jesus didn't charge for his miracles or sermons, then how did he feed himself? Where did he sleep? Did he rely on the charity of others?

I suggest you raise this issue with your local minister. Their answer might surprise you...

Doesn't it say in the Bible what the going rate was for carpenters and whether or not he was a Union carpenter?