Vicar hospitalised with potato up his bum
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For all the good it done him, he may as well have..........................He did?
Nevermind...:roll:
We mustn't covet our neighbor's potatoes.....I'd be extremely leery of having corn on the cob at his house
Hey!.......It could have been a watermelon......
I don't believe the story about the guy falling on the potato either:roll:
Reminds of the joke of the big fat naked woman with flies swarming around her while she was eating a watermelon, but there is no courteous way of telling it so I won't.
I guess this potato could be called a dick tater.
LOL It's been circumcised and everything!
A vicar claims a potato got stuck up his bottom after he fell on to the vegetable while hanging curtains in the nude.
The clergyman, in his 50s, told medical staff at Sheffield's Northern General Hospital that the accident was definitely not due to a sex game.
He had to undergo surgery to extract the spud from his backside, according to The Sun.
A&E nurse Trudi Watson told the paper: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in he kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.
"But it's not for me to question his story."
She went on to reveal other objects removed from people's derriére, including a cucumber, a Russian doll and a carnation.
'It was a million to one shot, doc, million to one.'
Ummmm? Doesn't he know bananas work better, peeled of course.
So they asked the good Vicar:
No **** of a lie, but we had a fellow look like that in the drive-through last night. Lots of "Thanks Bro!" and "Lots of Hot Sauce, dude!", but no "Darn those potato wedges!", unfortunately.8O
LOL! And you know this how?:lol: