The Power of Positive Thinking to Reverse Aging!

[darkbeaver]

I have been useing a chicken **** poltice under my ball cap for months now. I can not say for sure if the D3 and the cannabis have contributed but there is definite regeneration of hair. It is thickening and comes out my natural youthful colour. I have reversed the premature aging of my head. Ladies it is almost long enough to run your fingers through.

 

[lone wolf]

I have been useing a chicken **** poltice under my ball cap for months now. I can not say for sure if the D3 and the cannabis have contributed but there is definite regeneration of hair. It is thickening and comes out my natural youthful colour. I have reversed the premature aging of my head.

8O Maybe I should leave the fishin' hat at home? It seems to catch a lot of seagull stuffin' (especially if the grandson smuggles bread aboard)

 

[petros]

Sure the road is narrow petros. But for a sufficient amount of fee, the Great Televangelist will reserve a seat in the Heaven for you.

The road is narrow except for those who follow the televangelist. I think televangelists have group reservations in Heaven, which they dole out to their supporters.

It used to be Catholic ray tube but then reformists came along and well I think you can piece it together from there.

Well almost. It's first use was to be used to tap into the other dimensions so they could show themselves but the guy (Vladimir Zworykin)just shelved it for like 15 years. I think he was trying to talk to his wife or something like that.

HOLY **** maybe it does work?

 

[darkbeaver]

8O Maybe I should leave the fishin' hat at home? It seems to catch a lot of seagull stuffin' (especially if the grandson smuggles bread aboard)

The poltice has to be specially prepared from the 100% organic dung of brown chickens of egg layin age. You are free to experiment with random bird droppings if you like, but that is hardly the scientific breakthrough treatment I'm offering for only 29.99$ per month in a six month treatment. The poltice will be delivered frozen to your home by courier. Hows it going LW?

 

[SirJosephPorter]

SJP, you can think positively about negative things, in which case positive thought could and frequently does hurt many people. Many think of TWOT as positive for the world when the facts are decidedly different. Positive thought does not have to result in positive action. I know you already knew this but if Colpy is reading this thread it will be news to him eh.

Perhaps you are right. However, positive thoughts are better for one's mental health than negative thoughts.

It always helps to look on the positive aspects of life. I remember an amusing incident. We know quite a few Indians, and once one of them came to invite us for the wedding of their son. She told me that they were reluctant at first to give their blessing to the wedding, since they are from Punjab and the girl is from Bengal (and hence her language, culture etc. are totally different).

I told her, look at the positive side, at least he is marrying an Indian, and not a white girl. I further told her that even if he was marrying a white girl, one must still look at the positive side; at least he was marrying a girl, and not a boy. She was amused by my remark.

But it pays to look at the positive side of any situation, it is just better for ones’ mental health.

 

[JLM]

SJP, you can think positively about negative things, in which case positive thought could and frequently does hurt many people. Many think of TWOT as positive for the world when the facts are decidedly different. Positive thought does not have to result in positive action. I know you already knew this but if Colpy is reading this thread it will be news to him eh.

What the hell is TWOT? Is it fit for use in polite society?

 

[countryboy]

Perhaps you are right. However, positive thoughts are better for one's mental health than negative thoughts.

It always helps to look on the positive aspects of life. I remember an amusing incident. We know quite a few Indians, and once one of them came to invite us for the wedding of their son. She told me that they were reluctant at first to give their blessing to the wedding, since they are from Punjab and the girl is from Bengal (and hence her language, culture etc. are totally different).

I told her, look at the positive side, at least he is marrying an Indian, and not a white girl. I further told her that even if he was marrying a white girl, one must still look at the positive side; at least he was marrying a girl, and not a boy. She was amused by my remark.

But it pays to look at the positive side of any situation, it is just better for ones’ mental health.

Holeee Kee-rap! Two, count 'em, TWO insensitive, politically incorrect remarks in the very same post!

"...at least he is marrying an Indian, and not a white girl."

and then followed up with...

"...at least he was marrying a girl, and not a boy."

Remarks that sound as if they came straight out of the mouth of a racist/homophobe. I never thought I'd see the day when you would have the nerve to utter such things, especially here in public.

I'm shocked, speechless, and mortified. Is this the REAL SirJP?

 

[countryboy]

What the hell is TWOT? Is it fit for use in polite society?

At first, I thought the vowel was incorrect. :-|

 

[Spade]

Another surefire way to grow younger!
YouTube - The Curious Case of Benjamin Button - Trailer 1

 

[AnnaG]

Holeee Kee-rap! Two, count 'em, TWO insensitive, politically incorrect remarks in the very same post!

"...at least he is marrying an Indian, and not a white girl."

and then followed up with...

"...at least he was marrying a girl, and not a boy."

Remarks that sound as if they came straight out of the mouth of a racist/homophobe. I never thought I'd see the day when you would have the nerve to utter such things, especially here in public.

I'm shocked, speechless, and mortified. Is this the REAL SirJP?

EMBB syndrome.

(Engaged Mouth Before Brain).

 

[VanIsle]

Oh for Heaven's sake, VanIsle. Don't you understand sarcasm (and ridicule) when you see it? Or are you being sarcastic here? doesn't sound that way to me.

Don't you take that attitude with me! If it doesn't sound that way then why bring it up? Just once - re-read what you wrote and you will have to agree with me. You did not think over what you were saying and for HEAVEN'S sake, you still aren't thinking it over. Now - do this :lol:

 

[VanIsle]

Holeee Kee-rap! Two, count 'em, TWO insensitive, politically incorrect remarks in the very same post!

"...at least he is marrying an Indian, and not a white girl."

and then followed up with...

"...at least he was marrying a girl, and not a boy."

Remarks that sound as if they came straight out of the mouth of a racist/homophobe. I never thought I'd see the day when you would have the nerve to utter such things, especially here in public.

I'm shocked, speechless, and mortified. Is this the REAL SirJP?

No - I don't think you should be shocked etc. CB. I believe that he is simply saying that they (because of their culture) would be happier without a mixed marriage (white and indian) and should therefore be happy that he was staying within his own race rather than marrying white. SJP is not against mixed marriages. I know that Cliff says we are all people and there is no such thing as a mixed marriage. Well, that's just not true. Try telling that to the mean little buggers that tease the kids of a mixed marriage. Not that they don't find other things to tease other kids about. My own great grandparents were - white male, native indian female. Mixed marriage and I know that to a certain degree, my Mom suffered because of it.
Am I wrong in stating that it is sinful for East Indians to be gay? Do they not go to a lot of trouble to hide it? Once again, SJP is a strong advocate of the gay/lesbian society so once again, I have to believe that he said what he said out of a belief that the groom's parents would be much happier with the outcome. I have known SJP for years now and he has never changed his stance on either of those comments. He may not have explained himself well but it doesn't change the reality of his belief's.

 

[VanIsle]

What the hell is TWOT? Is it fit for use in polite society?

FYI:
Theological Wordbook of the Old Testament - TWOT

Publisher: Moody Publishers

 

[JLM]

Don't you take that attitude with me! If it doesn't sound that way then why bring it up? Just once - re-read what you wrote and you will have to agree with me. You did not think over what you were saying and for HEAVEN'S sake, you still aren't thinking it over. Now - do this :lol:

Ooooooooooh Oooooooooh, there isn't a little foot and mouth happening is there?
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

[JLM]

FYI:
Theological Wordbook of the Old Testament - TWOT

Publisher: Moody Publishers

What's the matter with me? I should have been able to come up with that on my own- bloody Alzheimers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

[TenPenny]

I further told her that even if he was marrying a white girl, one must still look at the positive side; at least he was marrying a girl, and not a boy. She was amused by my remark.

I see that others picked up on that statement.

I think it's funny.

 

[JLM]

I see that others picked up on that statement.

I think it's funny.

Sometimes casual remarks have the downside of showing a person's true colours that all the disclaiming in the world can't erase.

 

[darkbeaver]

What the hell is TWOT? Is it fit for use in polite society?

The War On Terror. I know you've heard of it.

 

[countryboy]

No - I don't think you should be shocked etc. CB. I believe that he is simply saying that they (because of their culture) would be happier without a mixed marriage (white and indian) and should therefore be happy that he was staying within his own race rather than marrying white. SJP is not against mixed marriages. I know that Cliff says we are all people and there is no such thing as a mixed marriage. Well, that's just not true. Try telling that to the mean little buggers that tease the kids of a mixed marriage. Not that they don't find other things to tease other kids about. My own great grandparents were - white male, native indian female. Mixed marriage and I know that to a certain degree, my Mom suffered because of it.
Am I wrong in stating that it is sinful for East Indians to be gay? Do they not go to a lot of trouble to hide it? Once again, SJP is a strong advocate of the gay/lesbian society so once again, I have to believe that he said what he said out of a belief that the groom's parents would be much happier with the outcome. I have known SJP for years now and he has never changed his stance on either of those comments. He may not have explained himself well but it doesn't change the reality of his belief's.

Thanks, VI. However, some of us don't know SirJP as well as you do so we are left to relying on what he wrote to form an opinion of what he "meant to say."

 

[darkbeaver]

Perhaps you are right. However, positive thoughts are better for one's mental health than negative thoughts.

It always helps to look on the positive aspects of life. I remember an amusing incident. We know quite a few Indians, and once one of them came to invite us for the wedding of their son. She told me that they were reluctant at first to give their blessing to the wedding, since they are from Punjab and the girl is from Bengal (and hence her language, culture etc. are totally different).

I told her, look at the positive side, at least he is marrying an Indian, and not a white girl. I further told her that even if he was marrying a white girl, one must still look at the positive side; at least he was marrying a girl, and not a boy. She was amused by my remark.

But it pays to look at the positive side of any situation, it is just better for ones’ mental health.

Yes that is the commonly understood myth, however it is true that when one wishes to correct some observed disharmony a realization and identification of the imbalanced aspect wanting adjustment must begin with apreciation of the negative.
Ones mental health is not served by misconceptions of a separation of negative and positive because what is provided by equal portions of both is balance and harmony. I know you will agree with this reasoning because you have no choice.:smile: