You'd best start with a Johnson not a johnson.
ROTFLMAO
1 point for Petros
You'd best start with a Johnson not a johnson.
Are you going to dress like someone who can crawl up the shiit pipe of an oceanliner or are you going to dress like someone who shops at Gay Mart or Homo Depot?neoprene pirate clothing?
Are you going to dress like someone who can crawl up the shiit pipe of an oceanliner or are you going to dress like someone who shops at Gay Mart or Homo Depot?
Pirates have hijacked a Danish sailboat with four adults and three children aboard as they were crossing the Indian Ocean, Denmark's government said Monday.
Most hostages captured in the pirate-infested waters off East Africa are professional sailors, not families. Pirates are not known to have captured children before.
The Danish Foreign Ministry said the ship sent a distress signal on Thursday. On board was a Danish couple, their three children — aged 12 to 16 — and two adult crew members, also Danes.
Yep.Somali pirates have extended their range east and south after increased naval patrols in the Gulf of Aden. They hold more than 660 hostages and some 30 vessels. If a vessel's owner is unable to pay the multimillion dollar ransoms the pirates demand, they may keep it and use it to stalk other vessels until they run out of supplies or break down.
Gatling guns are so much more fun. Every ship should have at least four to cover all contingencies.Ram them.... Dhows, Zodiacs and tupperware don't stand up well to a thousand tons of bow
As soon as the shipping unions and companies allow the their members to take training in the use of the .50 machine gun, and all countries allow armed merchant ships to enter their territorial waters.Better still when are unarmed ships going to stop sailing in those waters knowing the pirates
are there waiting. If there are going to be ships passing through there they should be armed
or escorted by armed vessels. If people continue to sail in dangerous waters without taking
precaution they should expect to encounter difficulties. At the same time, we have allowed
nations to be taken over by crazy people and we do nothing about it from a United Nations
standpoint. As long as we allow the nut cases to rule or worse allow a vacuum of order to
exist we can expect this to continue. Oh of course, to do something about it would cost
someone some money and God help us if we actually spend money trying to fix a problem
we should never have let get out of control in the first place.
We can expect this to go on until we have the collective will to do something about it that is
how long.
The point is most of the companies should employ those who know how to use such weapons
and put them aboard as much fire power as needed. Any country that does not want these
commerical vessels in their waters does not want their ports to have a commercial enterprise.
It is time to take control of the situation. The sea lanes are to vast an area to be able to patrol
every square mile. We do need to center on the problem though and find some solution to the
problem.
The point is most of the companies should employ those who know how to use such weapons
and put them aboard as much fire power as needed. Any country that does not want these
commerical vessels in their waters does not want their ports to have a commercial enterprise.
It is time to take control of the situation. The sea lanes are to vast an area to be able to patrol
every square mile. We do need to center on the problem though and find some solution to the
problem.
The point is most of the companies should employ those who know how to use such weapons
and put them aboard as much fire power as needed. Any country that does not want these
commerical vessels in their waters does not want their ports to have a commercial enterprise.
It is time to take control of the situation. The sea lanes are to vast an area to be able to patrol
every square mile. We do need to center on the problem though and find some solution to the
problem.
Yep.
Just stay out of their waters........which soon will consist of anything wet south of the Suez Canal.
Arm ships.
Destroy land bases.
Retake captured vessels.
Punish those that pay ransom.
Kill pirates.
That is the ONLY way to solve the problem.