Fuk All

[Goober]

Dear Goober,
Because I have been busy at home and work, I have not been posting on the boards on a regular basis. However, I do drop by to see what others are offering. And, I can say without equivocation, that "Gentleman All" and his sister "Sweet" are well known; they are used to support arguments and feign credibility.
All my best,
Cousin Spade

I was as well busy as hell - renos and trees - etc - Hope your summer was great.
All the best.

I was also wondering about Less than Fuk All – seems I overlooked a few in that family tree – Something I will ponder over some good home made beers – Makes pondering more enjoyable.

 

[bobnoorduyn]

Damn, I must have been away for a bit, I've never been accused of knowing Fuk All, but I've been call Yuk Foo quite a number of times, maybe its because of my dislexia, I dunno, my name's McFee :scratch:

 

[Machjo]

I don't know Fuk All.

Ditto.

 

[karrie]

Karrie– every night a little Vitamin B – good for the soul.

I hear it's wonderful for keeping the mood level, when taken in small doses. :smile:

 

[Goober]

I hear it's wonderful for keeping the mood level, when taken in small doses. :smile:

3-5 is sufficient over a period of time - Do not drive though.

 

[AnnaG]

I don't know a Fuk All. Sounds like maybe Chinese Arab mix. I did see a restaurant one time owned by a Fuk Hi, though.

 

[taxslave]

Karrie– every night a little Vitamin B – good for the soul.

My preference is vitamin O - now that is good for the soul.

Better to know fuk all than fuk nothing.

 

[petros]

Well Goobs, knowing fuk all is far better than being full of s hit. If some people weren't so full of s hit they'd fall through their own arseholse and hang by the neck.

 

[Brat]

I don't know Fuk All, but I do know Jack Schitt!

 

[Goober]

Well Goobs, knowing fuk all is far better than being full of s hit. If some people weren't so full of s hit they'd fall through their own arseholse and hang by the neck.

That is an excellent line - Letting you know I will use it at work -

 

[JLM]

Mind If I (or you) change the title of this Thread?

I don't know what to....but something Else please?

I had this very strict teacher one time Ron, who marked the answers wrong if they were misspelled. Her theory was if you've misspelled the word you haven't written the word...............would that theory fly here?

 

[Goober]

I had this very strict teacher one time Ron, who marked the answers wrong if they were misspelled. Her theory was if you've misspelled the word you haven't written the word...............would that theory fly here?

JLM

If I spelled it correctly it would show as 4* - the meaning would be lost -Another way of looking at it would be as the C is silent it can also be invisible -

 

[Cliffy]

Goober,

"God is great -Beer is good - People are crazy"

You truly are an enlightened being!;-)

 

[Liberalman]

You also know Jack

 

[TenPenny]

Back when I was in university, one of our classmates, who was from Malaysia, got tired of being given a hard time by one of the guys, and he shouted out:

'you treat me like I know fuk nothing, but I tell you, I know fuk ALL!!!'

 

[CDNBear]

Quite a few years ago, I was working in a factory under construction and had the pleasure of over hearing a conversation...err...argument between two people working for an electrical contractor, with limited English skills. One obviously from East Asia, the other, obviously Asian.

It transpired, very much like this...

Asian...

"You no bend pipe like that!"

East Asian...

"Yes you bend pipe like that, I know, I bend pipe all life!"

Asian...

"You no bend pipe all you life. You bend noodle with mouth, you know fuk nothing."

East Asian...

"I know fuk nothing?"

Asian...

"Yes you fuk know nothing!"

East Asian...

"I fuk know nothing? You fuk know nothing!"

Asian...

"I no know fuk nothing! You know fuk nothing! I know fuk all!"

Needless to say, I laughed until I peed.

 

[Goober]

Goober,

"God is great -Beer is good - People are crazy"

You truly are an enlightened being!;-)

Cliffy
Come for a C&W song that i like.

 

[Cliffy]

You also know Jack

Jack is not an enlightened being though.;-)

 

[Goober]

Jack is not an enlightened being though.;-)

Cliffy my friend-
(In case this has been troubling you.)
The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss for a
response when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt." Now you can intellectually handle the situation.

Jack is the son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the
fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt Inc.
They had one son, Jack. In turn Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins: Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.
However, after being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
Noe Schitt later remarried Ted Sherlock and, because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name.
She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son of nervous disposition, ChickenSchitt.
Two others of the 6 children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the
Schitt-Happens wedding. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
So now when someone says, "you don't know Jack Schitt," you can
correct them.

 

[El Barto]

I don't know Fuk All, but I do know Jack Schitt!

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