David Suzuki: Climate change deniers are almost extinct

petros

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Hahahahahaha like barley sequestration. hahahahaha I'm sorry it really isn't polite to laugh but I am lmao.
It is hilarious isn't it but that's what Carbon Credits are all about.

Farming, conservation agriculture
and creating carbon credits

How does no-till farming create carbon credits?

In nature, animals take in oxygen and give off carbon dioxide. Plants take in carbon dioxide and give off oxygen. Carbon dioxide is plant food. All green plants need it to grow. These plants convert the carbon they retain into organic compounds that make up the plant. Most of the carbon that crops capture returns to the atmosphere as carbon dioxide when crops are harvested and consumed. Some carbon can be stored, or sequestered, in the soil as organic matter. Whether this carbon is stored or released depends on the choices made by each individual farmer.

When farmland is tilled by machinery the soil layers invert, air mixes in, and microbial activity increases dramatically. Organic matter breaks down much more rapidly, releasing carbon from the soil into the atmosphere. And, when the emissions from farm machinery are considered, the result is increased carbon dioxide levels in the atmosphere.

Producers who use no-till methods based on proven soil conservation techniques avoid the carbon dioxide emitting chain reaction.



That would be me. A carbon dioxide emitting chain reaction avoiding type of guy.

314kg per acre per year sequestered to be exact. I'm good for 2000+t a year. What is YOUR total?
 
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It is hilarious isn't it but that's what Carbon Credits are all about.

Farming, conservation agriculture
and creating carbon credits

How does no-till farming create carbon credits?

In nature, animals take in oxygen and give off carbon dioxide. Plants take in carbon dioxide and give off oxygen. Carbon dioxide is plant food. All green plants need it to grow. These plants convert the carbon they retain into organic compounds that make up the plant. Most of the carbon that crops capture returns to the atmosphere as carbon dioxide when crops are harvested and consumed. Some carbon can be stored, or sequestered, in the soil as organic matter. Whether this carbon is stored or released depends on the choices made by each individual farmer.

When farmland is tilled by machinery the soil layers invert, air mixes in, and microbial activity increases dramatically. Organic matter breaks down much more rapidly, releasing carbon from the soil into the atmosphere. And, when the emissions from farm machinery are considered, the result is increased carbon dioxide levels in the atmosphere.

Producers who use no-till methods based on proven soil conservation techniques avoid the carbon dioxide emitting chain reaction.

That would be me. A carbon dioxide emitting chain reaction avoiding type of guy.

Changing your story to reflect something you've learned, well, that is better than not learning at all. I'm impressed that you found something closely relevant to your earlier funny.
 

petros

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314kg per acre per year sequestered to be exact. I'm good for 2000+t a year. What is YOUR total?

HAHAHAHAHAHA....****ing wannabe.
 

Locutus

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In Australia, where it's already Wednesday, David Suzuki is yesterday:
(He) is not an elder or a sage of science. He is an environmental extremist, a relic of the 1970s. He may not wear the bandana and John Lennon glasses of his youth but inside still beats the heart of an anti-capitalist hippy.​
A piece of footage doing the rounds of social media this week shows a young Suzuki in 1972 sitting cross legged on the ground, describing humans as "maggots" that "defecate all over the environment".​
Almost half a century later, nothing much has changed.​
It's true. Maybe Canadian taxpayers should chip in to send the Socrates of the North abroad more often:
Suzuki's appearance on the ABC flagship program Q&A spelled the death of any credibility left in the fag end of the climate alarm movement.​
Read Miranda Devine's "David Suzuki drives me crazy" here, and more of her Daily Telegraph columns (she also writes for the Herald Sun) here.


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The nature of David Suzuki

Watching an unscripted David Suzuki in Australian media reveals how misinformed and out of touch he is. You would never see this in Canada.

Part two...The nature of David Suzuki

Blazing Cat Fur: David Suzuki exposed

The nature of David Suzuki : Prime time : SunNews Video Gallery
 

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Self-important, grandiose, ignorant douchebag is too light for this piece of work. I hope he dies soon.

what?
 

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In Australia, where it's already Wednesday, David Suzuki is yesterday:
(He) is not an elder or a sage of science. He is an environmental extremist, a relic of the 1970s. He may not wear the bandana and John Lennon glasses of his youth but inside still beats the heart of an anti-capitalist hippy.
A piece of footage doing the rounds of social media this week shows a young Suzuki in 1972 sitting cross legged on the ground, describing humans as "maggots" that "defecate all over the environment".
Almost half a century later, nothing much has changed.
It's true. Maybe Canadian taxpayers should chip in to send the Socrates of the North abroad more often:
Suzuki's appearance on the ABC flagship program Q&A spelled the death of any credibility left in the fag end of the climate alarm movement.
Read Miranda Devine's "David Suzuki drives me crazy" here, and more of her Daily Telegraph columns (she also writes for the Herald Sun) here.


23 skidoo, flivver - Small Dead Animals



via bcf:

The nature of David Suzuki

Watching an unscripted David Suzuki in Australian media reveals how misinformed and out of touch he is. You would never see this in Canada.

Part two...The nature of David Suzuki

Blazing Cat Fur: David Suzuki exposed

The nature of David Suzuki : Prime time : SunNews Video Gallery

I think yeast are a better analogy than maggots myself. The yeast are all sitting in a nice warm vat teeming with sugar. They, of course, pig outon the sugar and reproduce madly unitl they are teeming in the vat. Yeast fart CO2 and piss alcohol, so at some point things start to get uncomfortable. But the yeast colony continues reproducing as fast as they can to efficinetly and quickly use up all the sugar. Eventually they all expire in tehir own waste products. On the plus side, you're left with beer.

Self-important, grandiose, ignorant douchebag is too light for this piece of work. I hope he dies soon.

what?

He will die soon. We'll all die soon, in the grand scheme of things. His words will live on.
 

gerryh

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A thread was just posted about the worst predictions of the 1970's. I remember those predictions. I remember how they were touted as a definite will happen. The science was sound, there was not enough food for the world population and pollution was going to bring on a new ice age. 40 years later, it turns out they were all out to lunch. I wonder what the new "predictions" will be in 2050 and what excuses they will have concerning the predictions of 2010.
 

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A thread was just posted about the worst predictions of the 1970's. I remember those predictions. I remember how they were touted as a definite will happen. The science was sound, there was not enough food for the world population and pollution was going to bring on a new ice age. 40 years later, it turns out they were all out to lunch. I wonder what the new "predictions" will be in 2050 and what excuses they will have concerning the predictions of 2010.

We were supposed to have run out of oil right about now as well.
 

gerryh

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I seem to recall that Suzuki was thumping his chest about the world being plunged into a new ice age some years before he learned how much cash he could make off of AGW


In the 70's it was all about global cooling and the triggering of a new ice age. Pollution would increase cloud cover and cause the earth to cool.
 

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In the 70's it was all about global cooling and the triggering of a new ice age. Pollution would increase cloud cover and cause the earth to cool.


Although the theory wasn't realized, I can see the base logic behind it.

The 'theories' today are founded in such broad assumptions that they don't have any real merits to begin with

Cash is good. Especially the kind Revenue Canada doesn't know about.

Ole Davie declared the cash (maybe), but you get to keep most (if not all) of it when you filter everything through a charity.

Now that he's been drummed-out of his Foundation, he can't take advantage of the benefit