Mo, the Buddha and Hay-zeus
   
  Singing...
   
  Looking through a stethoscope
  Searching for Hay-zeus
  But I found a heart murmur instead
  So I whittled me a sticker
  Made of algum
  For his ticker
  But I drove it through a puppy instead
   
  Yet the puppy didn’t bleed
  ‘Cause he was sitting with Mohammed 
  Who was playing cards with several other dudes
  And the puppy started barking
  So Mohammed, he consumed it
  But the Buddha, he just thought it very rude
   
  “Mo, you just done did it,
  We wuz sittin’ all together, 
  ‘I’m feeling peckish,’ 
  Wuz a’swirlin in my head
   
  But you didn’t bother passin’ that puppy around
  So I’ll haveta eat a Christian instead.”
   
  “You can do that, Mr. Fats
  I got some soaking in a bowl
  They’re freshly skewered using sandalwood picks
   
  Go ahead and eat your fill
  You’re the only one who will
  They’re too piggy, and chock chock full of ticks!”
   
  About then, silent Hay-zeus
  Turned to Mo, and slapped him briskly
  Saying, “You’re good with circumcision and jihad,
  But you just scarfed down a dog,
  And that’s against your laws
  If not for Fats, the Christian meat would all go bad!”
   
  “Brother Hay-zeus take a pill,
  I can do whate’er I will
  One billion people invoke my name five times a day
  And since I am the boss
  I will do whate’er I want
  No matter what the hell your Infidels would say
   
  Just then Buddha said, “Shaddup!
  Have some respect for age and rust
  I’m the oldest of us all
  There is no doubt
  I’ve got five hundred years and more
  On either of you bores
  Don’t get me mad and make me use my belt!
   
  Then Buddha started singing
  (He just loved that country music)
  And he said, “This is what life is all about!
  Mo and me, we have no songs 
  That inspires this much toe tapping
  So I’m gonna sing my fave by Tom T Hall
   
  
His music was country; his faith was in Buddha.
In fact, he had pictures of me in his house.
He never once questioned his daily existence.
Nor wondered aloud what his life was about...
  
-2014, Murphy
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