From the Book of Nebron.
1. There shall be much weeping as the trumpets sound. The desert shall be as glass. And man will turn to dust upon the earth and be raised into the sky. The devil's fire shall rain down, and a pox of ten thousand years shall shallow the land. The sky will be a constant sunset.
2. Nebron's voice will be heard in the thunder. "Who wouldst cast these mighty flames from on high to smite us? What have we done, oh lord, to cause so sour an affliction?"
3. Nebron and all the tribes of Israel shall melt. Ten thousand years of sorrow shall be upon all who walk the land. Blackness and foul air will be everywhere. Nothing shall grow. No one shall drink of the sweet waters. The devil's plague will begin.
Canadian News Network (CNN) Studio coverage
Chris: Wow, Allan, that's really bad news for people living in...in...where is this happening again?
Allan: The Middley East and the British Isles.
Chris: Thanks Allan. They are now off my list of possible vacation places! We'll have film of the Middley East area later on, at 6 and 11. You mentioned the British Piles were also smitten by the devil's fist? I don't have anything on that, or it could be that no one cares. The only note I have is a statement from the European Union. It says that what used to be the British Piles will be given over to surviving Muslims who make it out of the plague area. Allan?
Allan: Thank you, Chris. A White House spokesman told Canadian News Network reporter Jimmy Three Feathers that the President dispatched a letter congratulating the Russians for taking out the British Piles. It read, in part, and I quote,
"We've been trying to figure out a way to do that since the end of WWII, but couldn't come up with an idea. You Russians just bombed the problem away! Wow, who knew it could be that easy?"
So it appears that the Russians took out the Brits, and Satan took out the Middley East. Ha ha! You sure cannot tell one air strike from another without a program!
Chris: That would appear to be the case, Allan!
Allan: The last thing I have is, the US has sent an aircraft carrier to check on the French, to make sure they are alright. Surviving Britons will be responsible for any monetary compensation and actual clean up of France...
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