Who wrote the Bible?

[Ron in Regina]

I don’t know. What does this verse reveal about the nature of Angels?

 

[Motar]

I don’t know. What does this verse reveal about the nature of Angels?

Ministering spirits, Ron.

 

[Tecumsehsbones]

"Are not all angels ministering spirits sent to serve those who will inherit salvation?" (Hebrews 1:14). What does this verse reveal about the nature of angels?

Depends on whether the answer to the question is "Sure" or "Don't be an idiot."

 

[Motar]

I’ll bite. How so, with a Bible, can you know that you’re going to Heaven?

Do you own a Bible, Ron?

 

[petros]

Are angels material beings, Petros?

You say they were "created" not me.

 

[Motar]

You say they were "created" not me.

"For in him all things were created: things in heaven and on earth, visible and invisible, whether thrones or powers or rulers or authorities; all things have been created through him and for him" (Colossians 1:16).

 

[Ron in Regina]

Do you own a Bible, Ron?

I own about a 1000 books, and not one is a Bible.

 

[petros]

"For in him all things were created: things in heaven and on earth, visible and invisible, whether thrones or powers or rulers or authorities; all things have been created through him and for him" (Colossians 1:16).

All in the material rhelm therefore angels are physical.

 

[Motar]

I own about a 1000 books, and not one is a Bible.

Have you read any of the Bible?

 

[Jinentonix]

"Are not all angels ministering spirits sent to serve those who will inherit salvation?" (Hebrews 1:14). What does this verse reveal about the nature of angels?

It tells me humas have a vivid imagination and were able to turn that into telling fantastic tales.

 

[Jinentonix]

Ministering spirits, Ron.

I used to minister spirits. Then I started drinking them.

 

[The_Foxer]

It tells me humas have a vivid imagination and were able to turn that into telling fantastic tales.

Quiet, muggle.

 

[Jinentonix]

Quiet, muggle.

Hey man, it's not my fault the Bible and other religious texts are so full of bullshit you could fertilize a garden with them.

 

[The_Foxer]

Hey man, it's not my fault the Bible and other religious texts are so full of bullshit you could fertilize a garden with them.

Most great works of science fiction or fantasy are. Now quit bugging the guy about his imaginary friend, it's not polite

 

[Ron in Regina]

Have you read any of the Bible?

Bits & pieces, but it couldn’t hold my attention for long. It’s a bit shy on gun fights and car chases.

 

[The_Foxer]

Bits & pieces, but it couldn’t hold my attention for long. It’s a bit shy on gun fights and car chases.

It gets good at the end - they basically nail a guy to a telephone pole because he said we should probably be nice to people for a change and then he COMES BACK TO LIFE to seek his revenge and curses everyone who doesn't follow him to be burned and tortured for eternity. I mean it's pretty much stephen king at that point.

 

[Ron in Regina]

I never made it that far. The plot sounds familiar though.

 

[Tecumsehsbones]

Bits & pieces, but it couldn’t hold my attention for long. It’s a bit shy on gun fights and car chases.

Shoulda kept reading. The Revelation of St. John gets CRAZY!

 

[Ron in Regina]

Shoulda kept reading. The Revelation of St. John gets CRAZY!

Isn’t that the last chunk of the Bible though? Saving the best for last? The synopsis reads like a “Terminator” movie plot….but you have to Wade through a lot to reach it apparently.

 

[The_Foxer]

I never made it that far. The plot sounds familiar though.

It's more like "The Crow", but with less shooting.