Update on Micheal Jackson

[lone wolf]

I hope she didn't go all the way and polka her eye out.

Naw ... wouldn't be her. All four foot nothing of her was as Brit as they come. Polka would have been a swear word.

 

[petros]

Men do go bald ya know. So do chimps. The only two animals with male pattern balding. Do chimps do comb overs?

 

[petros]

Naw ... wouldn't be her. All four foot nothing of her was as Brit as they come. Polka would have been a swear word.

An itty bitty flapper?

 

[gerryh]

Men do go bald ya know. So do chimps. The only two animals with male pattern balding. Do chimps do comb overs?

ask JLM

 

[EagleSmack]

Bald ... as in residue from the pyrotechnics foul/up? I read a report that said he had severe damage to the scalp when his hair burned off....

Part of the report DID say he had a permanent bald spot from the Pepsi burns...but the rest of his head was covered by peach fuzz and was wearing a wig.

 

[EagleSmack]

stone..... it must have been a British outlet you read it on.


1 stone = 14 pounds

Thanks GerryH...it was.


So he weighed about 112 pounds.

 

[L Gilbert]

There have been some who've polkaed their asses off. Now there is a generation of assless people who have to pull their pants up to their arm pits and strap over their breasts for something to hold their belts up.

Don't like the way people dance and dress, don't watch 'em.

 

[L Gilbert]

Bald ... as in residue from the pyrotechnics foul/up? I read a report that said he had severe damage to the scalp when his hair burned off....

Aaaahh so that's what happened, and the skin on his scalp heatshrunk and pulled the skin from below his chin up and that is why his face looked like it did?

 

[L Gilbert]

An itty bitty flapper?

lol
.

 

[JLM]

WOW

It's really too bad.

Too bad Michael couldn't stick to his Jehovah Witness roots

Donny Osmond with his wife and his two dozen kids stuck to their Mormon roots and he is healthy.

Michael Jackson was in the prime of his life and the doctor allowed this and he should go to jail

I think once you are over 21 nobody "allows" anything to happen to you (unless of course you are of compromised faculties and designated as a ward of the state)

 

[Kreskin]

"Yesterday my daughter and I pulled out a guitar and played Beat It."

About 20-25 years ago my son and daughter played a much better version of same, performed by a far more talented performer, Weird Al Yankowich, "Eat it!"

It died then and there. Same as anything Jackson did twenty-five years ago and since.

This could relaunch Yankovich's career all over again (assuming he's still alive).

Dead

"You know I'm dead I'm dead, you know it..."

 

[Francis2004]

This could relaunch Yankovich's career all over again (assuming he's still alive).

Dead

"You know I'm dead I'm dead, you know it..."

Really....

I was thinking more along the lines of..

"My heart couldn't beat it, beat it, no wants to.... "

 

[Kreskin]

Have there been any MJ sightings yet?

 

[DurkaDurka]

Have there been any MJ sightings yet?

Someone spotted him at Chucky Cheese :roll:

 

[Francis2004]

Someone spotted him at Chucky Cheese :roll:

How can that be.. He wasn't eating...

But I did hear he was seen coming out of a Walgreens :lol:

 

[Kreskin]

Toy backwardsR Us?

 

[JBeee]

"heavy metal crap" ! ?? lmao

"His legacy, music and cultural impact will endure despite what you think or say."- Maybe, maybe not, that genre appeals to a select group, I predict that genre will lose popularity over time, but hey, I'm no music expert, I just personally can't see an attraction any of it- never could see the appeal in heavy metal crap.

 

[L Gilbert]

Jackson heavy metal crap? lmao When did he skip genres?

 

[Risus]

Unbelievable. Larry King and CNN: 5 days in a row...

 

[Kreskin]

Give it another couple of weeks.