The End of the World is Coming
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Well if you want to catch the second bus to the Hale-Bop Spaceship you need to wear the purple running suit and Nikes.
Rain for the weekend....puts it off until at least Tuesday. Hooray! Two full weeks behind.
ooOOoo fancy....I only put on my dress sweats for weddings and going to Bonanza.
Just to put all your worries at ease, it's currently 1:56am on the 21st here in Melbourne.... we're all still here.
Kind of makes you wonder when idiots like these people will finally give up on these dumbass predictions.
If you think the world is really going to end, then go shoot yourself in the face and spare us all from your stupidity..... at least then the world will end..... for you.
I don't like to sound harsh, but seriously, people have been predicting the end of the world for centuries and it hasn't happened yet, it starts to get a little tiresome and a bit annoying.
If you really want the world to end so badly, then do yourself & everybody else a favor.
Kind of makes you wonder when idiots like these people will finally give up on these dumbass predictions.
If you think the world is really going to end, then go shoot yourself in the face and spare us all from your stupidity..... at least then the world will end..... for you.
I don't like to sound harsh, but seriously, people have been predicting the end of the world for centuries and it hasn't happened yet, it starts to get a little tiresome and a bit annoying.
If you really want the world to end so badly, then do yourself & everybody else a favor.
Standing on railroad tracks in front of a freight train makes more sense. You can't see or won't hear the bullet.
Oh and yes, in their sweats.... then when they find your body, they can see how much of an inbred dumbass-trailer trash you are.
(not you of course, you in general - as to whom it may apply)
(not you of course, you in general - as to whom it may apply)
The general claim I am hearing is the tomorrow will be the return of Christ and signify the beginning of the end of the world.
I am wondering where he will reappear, will it be in the middle east again? Will it be in the holy land where he might not make it through the day due to a suicide bomber attack? If he doesn't last will the world still end? What if he missed his bus and is late? What if he is on some no-fly list as an Arab Jihadist and can't make it at all? Will he get the TSA grope while boarding or does he get a free pass for being the messiah?
So many questions, and so little time. I think i'll just get up and mow the lawn like usual then relax and watch it unfold on the big screen TV. It will make a nice change from the normal Saturday afternoon fare.
I am wondering where he will reappear, will it be in the middle east again? Will it be in the holy land where he might not make it through the day due to a suicide bomber attack? If he doesn't last will the world still end? What if he missed his bus and is late? What if he is on some no-fly list as an Arab Jihadist and can't make it at all? Will he get the TSA grope while boarding or does he get a free pass for being the messiah?
So many questions, and so little time. I think i'll just get up and mow the lawn like usual then relax and watch it unfold on the big screen TV. It will make a nice change from the normal Saturday afternoon fare.
you mean this is what is going to prevent the canucks from winning the cup? the fans will never
forgive who? for causing this, hope we at least get thru tonights game in one piece.
GO CANUCKS GO
There are many who said the Canucks winning would be the end of the world as we know it and wouldn't happen till hell froze over. I guess all of us not going up better pack some warm clothing.
I do hope the Judgement day line ups will not be too long on Saturday night I have a sore
knee and I wonder if they have an injured or disabled line so people don't have to wait too
long? If the world does not end I have a lot of work to do on Sunday.
knee and I wonder if they have an injured or disabled line so people don't have to wait too
long? If the world does not end I have a lot of work to do on Sunday.
This sort of apocalypse nonsense has been prevalent since christianity took form on our planet. There are apocalypses occurring every day around the world. It has nothing to do with religion or God. Good grief. For instance anyone who is in the midst of war, earthquake, genocide (being committed upon them), hurricanes, tornadoes, fires engulfing towns, floods, mudslides and all the other endless natural planetary occurances are certain that end of the world has come for them and for many it was the end of their world. Eventually we will all disappear and this will mark the end of the cycle of humanity on Earth. We are but a mote of dust in the perception of cosmic cycles. Our existence will not have been noticed nor recorded by the universe. Oh by the by, God neither judges nor punishes. These are dogmatic religious beliefs not in tune with the reality of God residing within every human.
Interesting tidbits: The 3rd dimension we reside in is the co-creation of cumulative human thought or mental constructs. We are all co-creators, ergo, we contibute to all the apocalypses. If we want to change this we must change the way we think, eat then begin to act from ego-based to neutral-based living so God can create through us into the world (3rd dimension). Human logic is strictly a mental process which goes awry every milli-second of every day. Intuition, the inner voice of God's wisdom, is incapable of misdirection. When we stop trying to dominate and control everything then God is released from within to use us as channels to cope with each situation. Judgment is the most effective mode of preventing God from working through us but it is much more complicated then that. Should you choose to live in a neutral state you would serve the entire universe in a positive manner and our world would alter for the better in a significant way.
Interesting tidbits: The 3rd dimension we reside in is the co-creation of cumulative human thought or mental constructs. We are all co-creators, ergo, we contibute to all the apocalypses. If we want to change this we must change the way we think, eat then begin to act from ego-based to neutral-based living so God can create through us into the world (3rd dimension). Human logic is strictly a mental process which goes awry every milli-second of every day. Intuition, the inner voice of God's wisdom, is incapable of misdirection. When we stop trying to dominate and control everything then God is released from within to use us as channels to cope with each situation. Judgment is the most effective mode of preventing God from working through us but it is much more complicated then that. Should you choose to live in a neutral state you would serve the entire universe in a positive manner and our world would alter for the better in a significant way.
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And just to make sure we are all on the same page, CTV is reporting on this as I write. LOL!
End of the world was always a great gimmick for heaping the collection plate - in the days before education....
Right on, talloola........way to get a word in for the Canucks. You rock girl. LOL! :lol:
I don't get why its on a Saturday. Wouldn't it be much easier to do it on Sunday when all the believers are in church and not scattered around the neighborhood? Don't they realize how much gas they could save just stopping the bus at 1 or 2 locations?
How can I explain this happening to my 4 cats and 1 dog, maybe I should just put them down now,
get them buried, with all of my other 'stuff' in the backyard, and have peace of mind.
get them buried, with all of my other 'stuff' in the backyard, and have peace of mind.
I think your 4 cats and the dog will be freaking out shortly before 'it' happens.
Dezel tells me about approaching thunderstorms a half day in advance.....
Dezel tells me about approaching thunderstorms a half day in advance.....