You having trouble sleeping with all the anticipation and all? It's only 12:30 here. I am going to crash because I'm going to set up a booth at the Saturday open market to sell my books and cards. I hope all the Christians are raptured by then. They just stand around and ask me stupid questions and don't buy anything. Some of them think I'm the anti-christ.
The End of the World is Coming
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Are they going to sing the national anthem before it starts? I hope so I gotta pee and I don't want to miss the beginning.
No, the heavens will open up and a choir of angels will sing so loud that your ear drums will rupture and your bladder explode.
By me - as these fine folk render up fodder for the heathen scoffers, if within an accurate account of The Bible, there is mention of a great and globally devastating earthquake such as what these Campers are banking on, when G-d so wills it, it will be so.
As for now, each and everyone of us still have time to get right with our Creator, and that is a very good thing.
As for now, each and everyone of us still have time to get right with our Creator, and that is a very good thing.
Well, I called my mother today, and she was my Creator (along with my father), so I've got that covered.
Just for interest, 44 end of the world prophecies that failed: James Randi Educational Foundation — An Encyclopedia of Claims, Frauds, and Hoaxes of the Occult and Supernatural
So all the fanatics will be swept off the face of the earth at 6.00 pm this evening? Well, there go half of our problems.
Must be Pacific time, seeing that they are in California. Then again, it could also be Israeli time to make it sound more theological.
Or maybe God had planned for GMT and so decided to go with the universal time of the age of the end of the world. Never know.
Time zone by time zone - just so the thing can be a twenty-four story fall - Note: Spelling is intentional
BTW.... Six o'clock now and the only earth shaking is the floor from the dog huffing and puffing....
BTW.... Six o'clock now and the only earth shaking is the floor from the dog huffing and puffing....
4 oclock here now and I decided I'm not mowing the lawn. I told the wife we didn't need to go grocery shopping either but she made me go anyway. I am thinking I will put all the food on the floor just before 6 so the animals have something to eat when we're gone.
Yep, you missed it. Didn't you see the bus out front and hear it honking for you. I heard they may be laying on extras busses because of the increased traffic so there might be another one later.
Only 7 minutes left, I better say my goodbyes to all my friends and frienemies here on CC. It's been fun, now I go to await the rapture and my trip to heaven.....or hell.:smile:
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Ok, I'm still here. How is everyone else faring? Anybody rise to heaven yet???
Jesus knows better than to come on a long weekend there is too much traffic on the roads
and the lineups would be even too much for him. Of course he didn't want to pay extra for
gas or the lack of hotel accommodation and ten thousand legions of angels where to they stay
and the cost of putting them up is unreal. Christ can't afford to come back
and the lineups would be even too much for him. Of course he didn't want to pay extra for
gas or the lack of hotel accommodation and ten thousand legions of angels where to they stay
and the cost of putting them up is unreal. Christ can't afford to come back
