The End of the World is Coming

Cliffy

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Ever notice that bologna smells like old people? Well if it's winter, things are good to go.
Can't say I've had bologna in many decades, so I can't vouch for it smelling like old people. What do old people smell like anyway - Depends that are long overdue for changing? And, a frozen corps is hard to bleed out. That is why I prefer fresh kill.
 

petros

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Can't say I've had bologna in many decades, so I can't vouch for it smelling like old people. What do old people smell like anyway - Depends that are long overdue for changing? And, a frozen corps is hard to bleed out. That is why I prefer fresh kill.
If frozen just boil then grill with some Hy's like back ribs, it'll tender up real nice.
 

Retired_Can_Soldier

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Now hear this, the end of the world has been re-scheduled due to duel booking conflicts on the part of Christ and yes, the Ant-Christ.

It appears that the Anti-Christ is doing a seminar at the Rogers center in Toronto for Ashley Madison, while Christ will be at Kittling Ridge Winery showing them how to increase their productivity with a 300 ml bottle of Nestle Pure Life and a simple prayer.

By the way, the consulting fees are unreal.
 

petros

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Now hear this, the end of the world has been re-scheduled due to duel booking conflicts on the part of Christ and yes, the Ant-Christ.


That Joogle has damn near everything.
 

ironsides

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Doom, Doom it is finally upon us for the 5,000+ time. Hide everyone hide.


"The Bible guarantees the end of the world will begin with Judgment Day May 21, 2011." He's also plastered the message on 2,200 billboards around the country, according to Reuters, and his followers have traveled around in caravans to spread the word. After a big earthquake on Saturday, true believers will be swept up to heaven while everyone else descends into hell before the world is officially over, he says.

PR campaign for the apocalypse seems to be working - Yahoo! News
 

Cliffy

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Doom, Doom Saturday. See ya Sunday Cliffy. :)
I played Doom, Doom 2 and Final Doom. I'm Doomed out. But I bought some hot dogs and Pop Corn as I plan to sit on the sidelines and watch the show. I hear the roof tops will be crowded with people and baggage waiting to be picked up. I bet a fortune could be made selling them bottled water by mid afternoon.