Queen to Abdicate over Pigeon Flap

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Buckingham Palace, April 1, 2013 (European Press)
Palace spokesman confirmed this morning that Queen Elizabeth will abdicate over mounting criticism that she endorses wholeheartedly the questionable sport of pigeon racing. "I'd rather give up me crown than me darling pigeons!" she was heard complaining after tea this afternoon. It is suggested she will retire to Calgary, Canada, where she will continue as the patron of the sport. "There should be no problem in Calgary, after all they have the bloody Stampede!"
http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/news/uk/article3724549.ece
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I heard she was stepping down because her hemorrhoids gave her trouble when she was on the throne.
 

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She and her kin certainly manage to give the restuvus a pain in the a ss.

True, but I cherish the Victoria Day long weekend.. But, I suppose we could rename it the Victorious Day holiday and celebrate some war we won.

Speaking of war, aren't pigeons doves?
 

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Buckingham Palace, April 1, 2013 (European Press)
Palace spokesman confirmed this morning that Queen Elizabeth will abdicate over mounting criticism that she endorses wholeheartedly the questionable sport of pigeon racing. "I'd rather give up me crown than me darling pigeons!" she was heard complaining after tea this afternoon. It is suggested she will retire to Calgary, Canada, where she will continue as the patron of the sport. "There should be no problem in Calgary, after all they have the bloody Stampede!"
http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/news/uk/article3724549.ece
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That would make chuckie king. That is a depressing thought.
 

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PIgeon racing is soooooo Victorian.

No, it isn't. Pigeon racing is a great British tradition. It's very popular throughout the country but especially in Northern England where usually elderly men keep hundreds of them in vast hutches in the back yards of their terraced homes. These pigeons are cherished and treated like pets.



Buckingham Palace, April 1, 2013 (European Press)

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I think it's an April Fool.
 

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Looks disorganised; a shotgun start would improve matters immensely.

No, it isn't. Pigeon racing is a great British tradition. It's very popular throughout the country but especially in Northern England where usually elderly men keep hundreds of them in vast hutches in the back yards of their terraced homes. These pigeons are cherished and treated like pets.





I think it's an April Fool.

Perhaps...