OMG! Jack Layton's Secret Agenda!

CDNBear

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No leave it on leave it on! Now do that little walk you do. lol
 

damngrumpy

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Colpy have to admit the secret agenda is funny, hardly likely but it is funny.
Everyone is on edge now waiting for the election results and it makes me
think of children waiting for Santa to come, just a few more sleeps folks
and we will see who is behind door number three
 

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I don't mind the mandatory gay marriage, so long as he does not expect the taxpayer to foot the bill.
Do you think Jack and Iggy would make a nice couple?

Is that why Jack is in favor of removing our rifles so we can't protect ourselves from gays looking for marriage?
 

Avro

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A Jack Layton NDP government will make gay marriage mandatory!

A Jack Layton NDP government will close down Parliament, and ask the UN to run the country.

A Jack Layton NDP government will throw people out of their homes, and give them to immigrants from Somalia.

A Jack Layton NDP government will ban the mention of Jesus.

A Jack Layton NDP government will abandon the criminal code in favour of Sharia law.

A Jack Layton NDP government will ban the sale of meat products.

A Jack Layton NDP government will require women to have at least one abortion before menopause.

A Jack Layton NDP government will make us send every paycheck to Ottawa, and live on universal welfare.

A Jack Layton NDP government will ban the internal combustion engine.

A Jack Layton NDP government will take your children as soon as they are weaned, and send them to education centres.

A Jack Layton NDP government will let all the criminals out of jail, to make room for people that offend minorities.

A Jack Layton NDP government will force every person to learn a non-European language.

A Jack Layton NDP government will invade the USA. (not that they'd notice)

BEWARE the Jack Layton secret agenda!!!!!

Promises, promises........
 

Bar Sinister

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A Jack Layton NDP government will make gay marriage mandatory!

A Jack Layton NDP government will close down Parliament, and ask the UN to run the country.

A Jack Layton NDP government will throw people out of their homes, and give them to immigrants from Somalia.

A Jack Layton NDP government will ban the mention of Jesus.

A Jack Layton NDP government will abandon the criminal code in favour of Sharia law.

A Jack Layton NDP government will ban the sale of meat products.

A Jack Layton NDP government will require women to have at least one abortion before menopause.

A Jack Layton NDP government will make us send every paycheck to Ottawa, and live on universal welfare.

A Jack Layton NDP government will ban the internal combustion engine.

A Jack Layton NDP government will take your children as soon as they are weaned, and send them to education centres.

A Jack Layton NDP government will let all the criminals out of jail, to make room for people that offend minorities.

A Jack Layton NDP government will force every person to learn a non-European language.

A Jack Layton NDP government will invade the USA. (not that they'd notice)

BEWARE the Jack Layton secret agenda!!!!!

You missed one. A Jack Layton NDP government will sterilize all Canadians who score less than 100 on an IQ test. That's very bad news for conservative voters.
 

Praxius

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A Jack Layton NDP government will make gay marriage mandatory!

I was always told I needed up-to-date fashion advice, perhaps my new hubby can do that.

A Jack Layton NDP government will close down Parliament, and ask the UN to run the country.

I always liked those little blue hats

A Jack Layton NDP government will throw people out of their homes, and give them to immigrants from Somalia.

Sweet, then we can watch them raid across the US border to take their stuff for ransom, which will lead to the US building another Great Wall.

Oh wait..... they'll build it sooner, I forgot they're already building it along our border.

A Jack Layton NDP government will ban the mention of Jesus.

That's a bad thing..... how?

A Jack Layton NDP government will abandon the criminal code in favour of Sharia law.

At least court cases will be quicker and not drag on for years on end, further wasting tax payer money on a criminal we all know is guilty.

A Jack Layton NDP government will ban the sale of meat products.

Instead, we'll have to actually get off our lazy asses and hunt for our meat products, leading to a fitter & healthier nation.

A Jack Layton NDP government will require women to have at least one abortion before menopause.

Leading to women being more inclined to open sex with anybody they wish & with as many men or women as they please, without having to worry about the consequences of pregnancy.

A Jack Layton NDP government will make us send every paycheck to Ottawa, and live on universal welfare.

Which means you can work casual part-time at your local record store and live just like the guy who flies commercial airlines..... oh wait, it's already like that now.

A Jack Layton NDP government will ban the internal combustion engine.

That's a bad thing..... how?

A Jack Layton NDP government will take your children as soon as they are weaned, and send them to education centres.

Thus, leading to a more educated culture..... while giving parents more free time to do what they want with their lives.

A Jack Layton NDP government will let all the criminals out of jail, to make room for people that offend minorities.

Which would be police & politicians who've oppressed pot smokers & other minorities for commiting crimes that shouldn't have been crimes in the first place...... Look out Harper.

A Jack Layton NDP government will force every person to learn a non-European language.

I always wanted to learn how to speak in those African clicks & pops.

A Jack Layton NDP government will invade the USA. (not that they'd notice)

Bout time someone did it.... someone has to set their mess straight and show them how to properly live..... but who would the Somali Pirates invade then? Mexico??

There'd be no reason for the Pirates to invade Mexico since a Jack Layton NDP Government would make all drugs legal..... we'd have to send them to the Arctic to invade Russia.

BEWARE the Jack Layton secret agenda!!!!!

Doesn't seem so bad.
 

Colpy

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I was always told I needed up-to-date fashion advice, perhaps my new hubby can do that.



I always liked those little blue hats



Sweet, then we can watch them raid across the US border to take their stuff for ransom, which will lead to the US building another Great Wall.

Oh wait..... they'll build it sooner, I forgot they're already building it along our border.



That's a bad thing..... how?



At least court cases will be quicker and not drag on for years on end, further wasting tax payer money on a criminal we all know is guilty.



Instead, we'll have to actually get off our lazy asses and hunt for our meat products, leading to a fitter & healthier nation.



Leading to women being more inclined to open sex with anybody they wish & with as many men or women as they please, without having to worry about the consequences of pregnancy.



Which means you can work casual part-time at your local record store and live just like the guy who flies commercial airlines..... oh wait, it's already like that now.



That's a bad thing..... how?



Thus, leading to a more educated culture..... while giving parents more free time to do what they want with their lives.



Which would be police & politicians who've oppressed pot smokers & other minorities for commiting crimes that shouldn't have been crimes in the first place...... Look out Harper.



I always wanted to learn how to speak in those African clicks & pops.



Bout time someone did it.... someone has to set their mess straight and show them how to properly live..... but who would the Somali Pirates invade then? Mexico??

There'd be no reason for the Pirates to invade Mexico since a Jack Layton NDP Government would make all drugs legal..... we'd have to send them to the Arctic to invade Russia.



Doesn't seem so bad.

if there is one thing on earth I ****ing hate, it's a ****ing optimist!

lol

Colpy have to admit the secret agenda is funny, hardly likely but it is funny.
Everyone is on edge now waiting for the election results and it makes me
think of children waiting for Santa to come, just a few more sleeps folks
and we will see who is behind door number three

Thank God!

as long as I don't have a coronary before then.....I thought a little comic relief was in order....

Strange though.....everybody takes this stuff seriously when they do it to Harper.

You missed one. A Jack Layton NDP government will sterilize all Canadians who score less than 100 on an IQ test. That's very bad news for conservative voters.

You missed part of it.....socialists have to do frontal lobotomies on everyone with an IQ over 110. You are only allowed to keep your life or your brain if your are equal to everyone else.......

As what-his-name said:

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
 

damngrumpy

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I have also heard that all those who do not vote for the NDP will have to paint
their house black to show they were not part of the new solution.
What is the world coming too?
 

CDNBear

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You missed one. A Jack Layton NDP government will sterilize all Canadians who score less than 100 on an IQ test. That's very bad news for conservative voters.
That's so true. Once the present crop of nutters die off, there won't be anyone left for Conservatives to play with.
 

mentalfloss

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I have also heard that all those who do not vote for the NDP will have to paint
their house black to show they were not part of the new solution.
What is the world coming too?

Exactly. It's this stubborn mind-set that you must be a shill for the party that enslaves a lot of people.
 

Said1

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Ah-Ha!

It's re-education for you!

Second offense means charges under the Hate Crimes Section........

Bbbbut, I thought sexuality was realative or at very least a choice......erp I mean don't I have to be born that way!!!! I don't want to change my life style!!