What a typical, ignorant Conservative, ignoring half of the Ignatieff plan.
- PLAN E Bring back Paul Martin as an advisor for quick, decisive decision-making
- PLAN F Petty cash about three hundred BROWN ENVELOPES
- PLAN G Overdose on CHARISMATONIN in a desparate attempt to not be excrutiatingly boring
- PLAN H Promote HEDY FRY to deputy leader, and watch the magic happen