Fuk All

JLM

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Quite a few years ago, I was working in a factory under construction and had the pleasure of over hearing a conversation...err...argument between two people working for an electrical contractor, with limited English skills. One obviously from East Asia, the other, obviously Asian.

It transpired, very much like this...

Asian...

"You no bend pipe like that!"

East Asian...

"Yes you bend pipe like that, I know, I bend pipe all life!"

Asian...

"You no bend pipe all you life. You bend noodle with mouth, you know fuk nothing."

East Asian...

"I know fuk nothing?"

Asian...

"Yes you fuk know nothing!"

East Asian...

"I fuk know nothing? You fuk know nothing!"

Asian...

"I no know fuk nothing! You know fuk nothing! I know fuk all!"

Needless to say, I laughed until I peed.

And then there's the really arrogant bastards that know Phuck all.
 

petros

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JLM

If I spelled it correctly it would show as 4* - the meaning would be lost -Another way of looking at it would be as the C is silent it can also be invisible -
You are correct in a way you never realized. It is truly best to leave the Cs out of this so they do indeed remain silent.
 

#juan

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JLM

If I spelled it correctly it would show as 4* - the meaning would be lost -Another way of looking at it would be as the C is silent it can also be invisible -

No no, the "P" is silent, as in "swimming"...
 

snobeach

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Ron I have seen people on this Forum get down and dirty over Fuk All – or his sister Sweet Fuk All - So saying that perhaps someone should defend the poor bugger. Am I off the mark on that?

Sister SFA, know her well and frequently reference her.:cool:
 

Goober

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JLM

But we know they know less then Phuck All -

Well I must say I am disappointed. Posters on this thread have defended or opposed anything and everything. Yet I asked is anyone willing to defend Fuk All and off to the rabbit holes. Sad but true.

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