Climate change causing Calgary to alter how it plans for the future

captain morgan

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You 're of course insane, because of your reliance on petrochemicals to remove your snow encombrance, the shovel rules, if you can,t you die, the law of winter is simple, why can,t you understand that?

The law of winter 'round these parts involves copious volumes of rye.

Everything else takes a back seat

I have developed several gas powered models of fakenews blowers.

Ahhh, the Lewinsky line I take it?
 

captain morgan

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If I thought to empower todays youth I would above all else seek to instill the art of the snow shiovel above all other skills

That tradition carries-on here by virtue of esplainin' to the young 'uns how I had to walk to school, uphill there and back... Mind you, I had to milk a dozen cows and shovel the snow from a quarter section (the winter wheat crop you understand) before I pulled the sleigh with the other neighbor kids uphill (there and back) to school.
 

darkbeaver

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That tradition carries-on here by virtue of esplainin' to the young 'uns how I had to walk to school, uphill there and back... Mind you, I had to milk a dozen cows and shovel the snow from a quarter section (the winter wheat crop you understand) before I pulled the sleigh with the other neighbor kids uphill (there and back) to school.

The youth of today cannot comprhend the sacrifice of the previous generations and consequentally, welll who knows
 

EagleSmack

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No it's not.

Sure it is. I thought you people were all in on this and they're STILL doing risk and vulnerability assessments. How long has it been settled science now? Still talking, not spending.

It's just not that big of a deal.

*snicker*
 

Murphy

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He's easily upset. Flossy thinks he can save the world from his school in Mississauga.
 

taxslave

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The folks in BC won't like this, but it would be nice to have the new west coast and Jasper within walking distance. :)

I just want it to rise 86 meters so I have waterfront property.

No evidence provided.

Like all your threads.

Going to make a wild guess here - the twit listers don't think there is climate change and/or climate change is normal and/or climate change is a liberal plot.

There is no climate change. Just weather. When you get a little older you will experience many different weather paterns. Try not to be as stupid as that dip shit Yankee that thought a Chinook was Globull warming.

Other than a primitive form of exercise, shovels are obsolete.

A snowblower and gas leaf blower get the job done well

Helps keep the old woman from getting fat. Making her stay out at night helps too.
 

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Whoops! You aren't allowed to talk to me about climate change.
 

Murphy

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It's almost bedtime for you. Did you get your homework finished? A good night's sleep and you'll feel refreshed for school in the morning!
 

Murphy

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With climate change, it might be nice to have hot springs in town. I prefer them to artificial whirlpools and hotel hot tubs.
 

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Going to make a wild guess here - the twit listers don't think there is climate change and/or climate change is normal and/or climate change is a liberal plot.
Going to take a wild guess here - you're some moron who thinks the environment became static once humans appeared.
Let me take another guess here. You are utterly unaware than modern humans have seen three dramatic climate changes and several less dramatic climate changes. In fact, one of the lesser climate change events was responsible for the start of the Black Plague.
 

Murphy

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Going to take a wild guess here - you're some moron who thinks the environment became static once humans appeared.
Let me take another guess here. You are utterly unaware than modern humans have seen three dramatic climate changes and several less dramatic climate changes. In fact, one of the lesser climate change events was responsible for the start of the Black Plague.

What do you expect of a 14 year old? He'll grow out of his stupid as he gets older...I hope. :lol:
 

Bar Sinister

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Going to take a wild guess here - you're some moron who thinks the environment became static once humans appeared.
Let me take another guess here. You are utterly unaware than modern humans have seen three dramatic climate changes and several less dramatic climate changes. In fact, one of the lesser climate change events was responsible for the start of the Black Plague.


Brilliant reply. Name calling always demonstrates superior intelligence, but at least you agree that climate change is occurring.
 

JLM

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What do you expect of a 14 year old? He'll grow out of his stupid as he gets older...I hope. :lol:

If he doesn't progress from Stupid to Dementia! Kind of ironic how he hates old people so much as he is right on the "door step"! :)

Brilliant reply. Name calling always demonstrates superior intelligence, but at least you agree that climate change is occurring.

Sometimes the guy you are responding to has already set the tone and it can be helpful to him to respond in a way he can understand.

A little early yet to panic over climate change (if that's what it is). Let's find out the details of its cause, intensity and duration first before flitting around like idiots!