Canadianisms - Unique Words & Expressions

countryboy

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Who pissed in your corn flakes - Question to someone that is in a very grumpy mood.

Woo-ee! Now there's a picture!

Or...What crawled up your *ss and died? (I think it has the same meaning, but there could be more than one!) :lol:
 

AnnaG

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Has a face like someone eating worms: is disgusted.
Has lower lip hanging out: sad.
Is as subtle as a porcupine in a balloon factory.
 

countryboy

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Has a face like someone eating worms: is disgusted.
Has lower lip hanging out: sad.
Is as subtle as a porcupine in a balloon factory.

Has a face like a fried running shoe.
Looks like sh*t run over twice.
 

AnnaG

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Is so buck-toothed he/she could eat an apple through a picket fence.
Has a face like a bucket of hog liver.
 

countryboy

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Just a quick note here...we Canucks have many strange ways to describe "beauty", don't we?
 

countryboy

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I once had a giant hangover and my drinking buddy remarked,
"Your eyes look like two p*ss-holes in a snowbank."
 

Kakato

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Her *ss is 2 axe handles across.
Has a face like a can of smashed a**holes!
I heard the other variation,face like a bucket of squashed arsholes,every second one of them moving.

His breath could knock a buzzard off a **** wagon at 100 paces.

He has a set of lips on him like a glazed doughnut.

Didnt get lips like that from sucking lemons.