Are you Rapture Ready?

MHz

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I'm probably going to regret this ....... just where do you think babies come from in the New Earth?
Do you feel like you need an hour of misery for each hour of happiness you feel?
 

MHz

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lol I am doing it.Ah, the argumentum ad populum.
Speaking of which, only one parent would like to see me tortured by the boredom of the place. My kids both think that if gods exist, they are irrelevant. My Mum appears to be the only one in my immediate family that is on your side.
There is actually a verse that says the 'unsaved become saved due to the faith of the mother or maybe it was the wife. I don't reference it very often but I could find it . (just to prove that it is there)
 

darkbeaver

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I am with Petros on this issue. The confusion of myth (rapture) with reality is dangerous dementia.

Even worse reality is a confusing dangerous mass dementia largely constructed of that same mythicall stuff we always wish to remove from consideration. It would be a thin gruel without it eh. :smile:
 

Spade

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Nov 18, 2008
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Geezus, What if the Rapture happened already, and we're the left-behinders? This could explain the poor performance of the Harper Government and the Edmonton Oilers!
Question to the Rapturous...
Are pets raptured? The reason I ask this is the neighbour's cat is missing!
 

Spade

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Hidden in myth, whether it be Christian, pagan, Islamic, Hindu and so on, are truths about the human condition. But, for goodness sakes, they are myths! They must not drive national policy! For instance, Harper's sending missions to the River Styx should sound no more preposterous as hastening the Apocalypse for the reward of 72 virgins or the Christian equivalent.
 

Cliffy

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Nice to know everybody will still be on site to find this guy in your dreams ... ouch ... hey..

He has very pretty eyes. I like dragons. I believe they once existed when people believed in them - just like the devil who lives in Christianity because they believe in him. Sad really. If they would just grasp the concept that it is just mythology, they would not have to deal with the devil at all.
 

TenPenny

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The way God wipes tears away is to bring forward what is missing that causes those tears. Whether or not you believe it, if you were there and the same ones you mentioned were not there you would be in tears. Tears are a product of this world, not the next one.

If believing that helps you sleep better at night, all the more power to you.
 

AnnaG

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If the gods realy exist they can't be irrelevent.
Why not? What relevance has a grain of sand or a tree in Oz to your life? What relevance does a sun on the other end of the galaxy have to your life? If gods don't give a hoot about what goes on here or forgot about this universe, what relevance do they have on what goes on here?
You can't fail to consider the sun and if Mars wants you to move out of the way, what's going to hold you back.
I have no idea what you are talking about.
 

AnnaG

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He has very pretty eyes. I like dragons. I believe they once existed when people believed in them - just like the devil who lives in Christianity because they believe in him. Sad really. If they would just grasp the concept that it is just mythology, they would not have to deal with the devil at all.
:?::?::?::?:
Dragon's still exist.





 

El Barto

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It's amazing that some think this is scary.
Come on , this worked for kids , well it did back then.
Just goes to show , the effort to scare is still alive and well . Must mean they ran out of substance long ago.
 

Northboy

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Guys Gals I know this stuff is going on...
Oh, yeah of little faith in the Ark of Canada,
Be at peace, build and prosper.
Its not "Doomsday" Its "Domesday". Satan can change messages only through vowels.He's Jewish remember....But so, by the scarlet thread, am I.
God is going to call for an audit of things. I mean an audit.

Transformation begins with Truth.