I bet you'd blow several gaskets if someone were to park in your assigned spot, broke into your home and stole your stuff, or came down from the nosebleed seats at a concert and took your floor seat and we're to use the excuse they needed a better parking spot for their family, a bigger TV and softer sofa for their grandmother, or have bad eyes and needed your seat to see better.
You're funny. intentional misunderstanding is your specialty. You could become a laywer with that ability,you know?