The thing is Htz, I have dealt into the matter for a lot longer than you. I have spoken to hundreds of so called Christians and read dozens of books, all of whom have different interpretations.
If we compared Bibles yours would be in pristine condition and a lot of mine would have dog-eared pages. It isn't a quest to see how much can be memorized in a large book, it is seeing what connections were put in there that needed discovery that just wasn't possible on the first read. Movies like Swordfish has parts that are better understood in hindsight. If a passage has 5 parts to it and one part is crystal clear in meaning and the rest cause you to have to think and even that may not clear the matter up. Coming back after you have read a lot of other verses may mean that 3 things are clear and one more time and all 5 would be able to be related to other such references so the 5 parts actually have 25 references in all
But yours is so far from any other that I have come across, I cannot follow your train of thought at all. You post verse after verse of stuff and say this is what it means and yet, not even Christian or biblical scholars will agree with you.
How can mine be so different if you have studied Christian Theology so much?
Snow, you have heard of it right, did they have any in the time you flood story took place. You are all hot to take the bible as being figurative yet if Noah has never seen snow and there was a lot of snow in the flood then his version of the high hills and mountains getting 22.5 ft of 'rain' and it stayed for 150 days after the rain stopped. Where is the outlandish part that any scholar could destroy? Both that my version is wrong and that it could not be snow that Noah saw. That is the same men that agree that the Bible promotes God poofing in several trillion cubic miles of water in 40 days, those are the guys you should be backing away from. (as far as having any clue about Scripture)
I have met quite a few Christians who claim to have had divine inspiration as to the meanings of certain passages, but none who claim to have come up with a divinely inspired interpretation of the whole book, as you claim.
What would you prefer, listening to the various claims (like you have) or listen to the verses and the explanation that goes with it in the times you find the doctrine confusing.`Even the parables need some sort of introduction. As far as a preface the translators did a good job on their introduction to the Bible as being our introduction to God. I have no problem saying I had to raed the whole docment a few times before there were just a few, 'Whats??'
(in part)
Zeal to promote the common good, whether it be by devising anything ourselves, or revising that which hath been laboured by others, deserveth certainly much respect and esteem, but yet findeth but cold entertainment in the world. It is welcomed with suspicion instead of love, and with emulation instead of thanks: and if there be any hole left for cavil to enter, (and cavil, if it do not find a hole, will make one) it is sure to be misconstrued, and in danger to be condemned. This will easily be granted by as many as know story, or have any experience. For, was there ever any-projected, that savoured any way of newness or renewing, but the same endured many a storm of gainsaying, or opposition? A man would think that Civility, wholesome Laws, learning and eloquence, Synods, and Church-maintenance, (that we speak of no more things of this kind) should be as safe as a Sanctuary, and out of shot, as they say, that no man would lift up the heel, no, nor dog move his tongue against the motioners of them. For by the first, we are distinguished from brute beasts lead with sensuality; By the second, we are bridled and restrained from outrageous behaviour, and from doing of injuries, whether by fraud or by violence; By the third, we are enabled to inform and reform others, by the light and feeling that we have attained unto ourselves; Briefly, by the fourth being brought together to a parley face to face, we sooner compose our differences than by writings which are endless; ...
You are definitely unique in your interpretation.
The early RCC Church would be proud of you, different = wrong 100% of the time, no matter what the facts say.
I'm sure that if you dedicated as much time and effort into interpreting Lord of the Rings, you would come up with something just as unique.
There need to be a 4th book, one that brings everybody back from the grave in a healed fashion, still has the fingers piercing the sjy and the scenery being peeled back like on old scroll and a booming voice says, 'What's going on in here??' Some plots don't need changing. Perhaps if I charged you by the question you would be more inclined to believe the answer, after all that mirrors your past or were they paying you to be the student?
Doesn't mean that it would mean anything to anybody else, But your effort would be just as rewarding.
Lets go something more practical, say I wanted to go into justice to a certain degree, would I make a lawyer that is capable of suing somebody for a lot of money and be smart enough to win or become a medical practitioner that is short of brain surgery, would I be able to do those tasks properly? The answer better be yes because those are my new hobbies.
I met a guy once who spent time interpreting Sichin's The Twelfth Planet and he had it all decoded and interpreted too. He figured the biblical god was an alien from Nibaru and was on his way back to smite humanity for being so uppity.
What if Stitchen was just supposed to decipher the words and somebody else was supposed to put them in the right context, would that make them divine writings? I don't think so as it could take a Christian to properly understand the OT as the current understanding does not use all the available material before a decision is arrived at.
He also figured only he knew how to appease this angry god and was setting up a plan to survive in this god's favour. You remind me very much of him.
At this point you are beginning to scare me in that you should know by know between you and God it is you who is the angry one.
I try to limit my ****ing with people's heads, it's too easy to get used to doing it, or blow a gasket when you meet resistance. Best applied before you are deceived than after you are already inflicted which would sort of seal it in.
...set of beliefs to which all should adhere, even though those standards cannot be articulated. ....
Seriously ?? God even uses short sentences to help us swallow the words.
Ro:13:5-9:
Wherefore ye must needs be subject,
not only for wrath, but also for conscience sake.
Ro:13:6:
For for this cause pay ye tribute also: for they are God's ministers,
attending continually upon this very thing.
Ro:13:7:
Render therefore to all their dues:
tribute to whom tribute is due;
custom to whom custom;
fear to whom fear;
honour to whom honour.
Ro:13:8:
Owe no man any thing,
but to love one another:
for he that loveth another hath fulfilled the law.
Ro:13:9:
For this,
Thou shalt not commit adultery,
Thou shalt not kill,
Thou shalt not steal,
Thou shalt not bear false witness,
Thou shalt not covet;
and if there be any other commandment,
it is briefly comprehended in this saying,
namely,
Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself.