Hmm...
Okay, how about this for starters:
When I was young, Anglo-American Evangelical/Baptist/Pentecostal types harped against masturbation.
They justified their position by referring to the story of Onan in the Book of Genesis Chapter 38. .....
...... What in the world does that have to do with masturbation?!? What I know is that if I'm trying to study scripture and my mind keeps drifting off to images of sexual hotties, that it helps me to get re-focused by taking the 15 minutes required to get bodily concerns out of my head.
The law you are looking for should be with all the other morality laws. If you are going to read the OT better plan on a few breaks then, Sampson's girlfriend was apparently quite appealing, no idea how long you will be gone over Lot's daughters seduce him after getting him drunk and thinking they were the last humans on earth. (was booze part of the 'get-bag'?)
Did you know that some of the extreme branches of Essene-Judaism forbade having a bowel movement on the Sabbath, because that was considered to be work by some of their Gamma-level leaders? Maybe they had low-fibre diets, such that constipation was the norm for the time, in which case a bowel movement could be thought of as work, but if a person has the trots, isn't it more work to hold it in?
Probably started by somebody with a 'cure' for constipation.
Another question I would ask is this:
Why in the world do Evangelical/Baptist/Pentacostalites get hung up on strict interpretation of the Creation story of Genesis, when it's already heck of a lot more in-line with what really happened than any other myth.
If they started to agree on 'little things' the may find they can then begin to agree on the 'bigger things'. I don't think the time between 70AD and 3 1'2 years before the end time has to be full of war and misery just because they are mentioned. Agreeing on the 70 weeks of Daniel being fully completed in length would cause chaos in most Churches, but then no more bickering and a clear understanding that the planet is one community that can get along to a certain extent or bicker endlessly, both lead to the same place, the grave.
Pretend you're Moses talking to God, getting ready to write the Pentateuch.
Still reading, is there an animated version slated for production, if so. make cilffy's avatar one of the 'talking heads'? Not saying it has to be God's face but leave the that option on the table but pay him and get a receipt if he wants to do one of the voices.
Couple of questions, for the 'stuff' at the beginning of the 300,000 years, could 'all matter seen and unseen be equal to the amount of mud the otter brought up in relation to the amount the Holy Spirit moved over 'the waters of the void' as part of the process that created heaven and earth? We we able to travel to that 'void' would we find it to be a hole (empty and very wide) or would it be a wall (too thick to go any further)? Would it be colder there than what we call deep space is?
Still reading, lol. Call me stupid but I might have to read it twice before it is in the memory banks.
Well... no, the sequence of events isn't right either, and it leaves out a lot of stuff we know exists but they didn't, like bacteria, which is still the dominant life form on the planet. But I'm sure your post is way too deep for the theists in this thread.
Not one complaint that contains a specific argument? The Bible doesn't promote life in the seas before plants existed, Ge:1 has that 'being so' by the end of day 3, that would make plant like more important than sea-life in the 'Terra-forming' the earth went through. If we were to colonize a barren world such as described in Ge:2 would we create seas or water vapor for plants? That also points to plants being the ones to get moisture and then rivers happened and they would have eventually created the seas and the 'soup' was all the stuff 'forests have' that wash away over time.
Adam got to name certain things and the Bible covers other things but nobody is claiming it is a complete list of all things created. God even lets us 'decide' if the creepy crawly things that inhabit the forests were in the forests helping with the 'reproduction' of trees just as they do in some cases today. If that is the case then the order is out when you look at what is mentioned before then which is all the great herds of 'beasts of the field' first being created. That seems to fit our 'scientific timeline' fairly closely so the mention of the creepy crawly things is based on them being the least important to the summation of creation. That would hold true for all the stars in heaven for the day time was created and the 5th day when birds and fish were the most important whales are also mentioned, the least important of the creatures named in the Bible on that specific day, yet whales are part of one story that helps to understand the very ending.
Under the old earth creation theory all life was fully covering the planet by the end of day 6 and it defined an area that can be called the 'inhabitable parts of His world'. If water was in liquid and vapor form at the end of day 2 at some point in the world, then it covered the globe to the extent it does today by the end of the 6th day, that covers from 40,000BC to 400M BC if I got the zero's right. I'm quite willing to admit there were some creepy-crawly things around when day 2 ended and some 'forests' existed and the very first birds were there and the first rivers would have been home to fish before the seas were. You complain that God didn't give enough information in Ge: 1 and 2 (to be believable), yet if I give you a page on the web that shows Ezekiel's temple is connected to the size of New Jerusalem and the cubit to give the circumference of the earth you say that is too much information (to be believable)
Having a pov like that is hardly a reason to be called a heretic but it is enough to on some 'Christian only' boards, being inconsistent is the only consistent thing about your approach to the Bible, lol
Actually, if you guys want to get hot about Christianity, answer me this...
I think the Holy Spirit (aka Holy Ghost) is a Female entity.
She didn't come along until some time after Her Son died in order to prove something about how She was something special that Jesus had died for in order to be introduced to humans... (day of Pentecost...)
Heavenly Father was a total bully-dad beating up all his kids until they got enough behavior and self-discipline before then...
One prays to the Holy Ghost, and She is the one to tell us how to pray to the Heavenly Father, like a Mother telling us how to talk to Dad when he's in a bad mood.
Anyway... I was trying to apologize to the Almighty for everything I've done wrong, and I ran out of numbers.
She and God had a Son named Christ before heaven and earth were created as an inheritance for him as it is from Adam and Eve's seed that Christ will choose a wife from. He did that while on the cross.
He made His own mother the mother of the Beloved Disciple, Mary sister of Martha and Lazarus
Numbers, nobody said anything about numbers, now I have to start over from, .... ****, great now's there's one more.
Truth be told there is also a short version should the 'sword' be close-by. Just sayin ....
Lu:18:13:
And the publican,
standing afar off,
would not lift up so much as his eyes unto heaven,
but smote upon his breast,
saying,
God be merciful to me a sinner.