God Tells Yet Another - Run For President
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I think it will be a high powered sniper rifle. Only an idiot would bring a sword to a gun fight.
Problem is, in the past the targets didn't shoot back. I wonder if they have flying tanks in heaven?
I always wondered that too. Mormons taught that being black with kinky hair was the mark, which led to an argument between me and the Bishop, etc. etc. bla bla bla
Actually, what happened is, I absorbed books when I was a kid, and I learned the good part of Mormonism, which was how to think, such that when assigned "Teacher" status I taught a class of deacons that Cain and Able were actually symbolic representations of a contest between goat herders and farmers over control of Mesopotamia, where the farmers won. The goat-herders got kicked over the green-arch into Palestine, and were told not to feel so bad, because God loved them and they would have more kids than are stars in the sky.
For that I got booted because I wouldn't go back and tell the kids I'd told them a fairy tale, and then they tried hard to get me to come back, until I told some missionaries that I thought the Holy Ghost was a female spirit (who else would tell you in a kind way to your heart how to pray to the Father). Their policy is/was that the Holy Ghost is the third son of God.
Anyway, me and them don't get along very well these days. Regardless, nobody is going to stop me from believing that Jospeh Smith was onto something.
Actually, what happened is, I absorbed books when I was a kid, and I learned the good part of Mormonism, which was how to think, such that when assigned "Teacher" status I taught a class of deacons that Cain and Able were actually symbolic representations of a contest between goat herders and farmers over control of Mesopotamia, where the farmers won. The goat-herders got kicked over the green-arch into Palestine, and were told not to feel so bad, because God loved them and they would have more kids than are stars in the sky.
For that I got booted because I wouldn't go back and tell the kids I'd told them a fairy tale, and then they tried hard to get me to come back, until I told some missionaries that I thought the Holy Ghost was a female spirit (who else would tell you in a kind way to your heart how to pray to the Father). Their policy is/was that the Holy Ghost is the third son of God.
Anyway, me and them don't get along very well these days. Regardless, nobody is going to stop me from believing that Jospeh Smith was onto something.
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They went "green".
I have good friends who have a smart car. They will love to see this. It would be great for traveling over the Monashies in winter.
Smith was a "gray".
Take away the Gene Simmons hair and it's bang on.
You mean to say, he was almost a black Smith?
PS
Did you know that on July 29, 2012, Steven Harper will have been prime minister for 6 years, 6 months, and 6 days? Yep, it'll be his 666 th anniversary
He should celebrate by getting a new haircut, maybe throw in a kitten and a sweater vest for good measure.
Ya, he could tell the others not to run.........the most important...er....critical item being seeing that BC WINS with a resounding lead. . Heck, just a win will do .;-)
How about channelling to one of the posters on here to give us the odds on the game.??
While we are having this confab........is there any real substance to the string theory??
Oh ......and if you must communicate with one presidential candidate.....seems only diplomatic and fair to do so with all the others.
Us humanoids love to see these bozos in a rooster fight over who is better, smarter, more attractive , richer and more devious.
for the record: ya must remember who "created" this humanoid...Do pass a Hi to Darwin..
Now, THAT sounds like you are bribing gawd. Let us know if extortion works;-)
Those are some serious numbers. Wonder if he realizes the implications. (mythology not withstanding )
There was a report on CBS News that Cain is going to reevaluate his campaign in view of the latest disclosures over another affair he had for 13 years. I wonder what God must have been thinking when he told Cain to run for the White House??