A pledge for all Teabaggers and anti-Socialists!

[Tonington]

The Teabagger Socialist-Free Purity Pledge
I, ________________________________, do solemnly swear to uphold the principles of a socialism-free society and heretofore pledge my word that I shall strictly adhere to the following:

I will complain about the destruction of 1st Amendment Rights in this country, while I am duly being allowed to exercise my 1st Amendment Rights.

I will complain about the destruction of my 2ndAmendment Rights in this country, while I am duly >being allowed to exercise my 2ndAmendment rights by legally but brazenly brandishing unconcealed firearms in public.

I will foreswear the time-honored principles of fairness, decency, and respect by screaming unintelligible platitudes regarding tyranny, Nazi-ism, and socialism at public town halls. Also.

I pledge to eliminate all government intervention in my life. I will abstain from the use of and participation in any socialist goods and services including but not limited to the following:

• Social Security
• Medicare/Medicaid
• State Children's Health Insurance Programs (SCHIP)
• Police, Fire, and Emergency Services
• US Postal Service
• Roads and Highways
• Air Travel (regulated by the socialist FAA)
• The US Railway System
• Public Subways and Metro Systems
• Public Bus and Lightrail Systems
• Rest Areas on Highways
• Sidewalks
• All Government-Funded Local/State Projects (e.g., see Iowa 2009federal senate appropriations--http://grassley.senate.gov/issues/upload/Master-Approps-73109.pdf)
• Public Water and Sewer Services (goodbye socialist toilet, shower, dishwasher, kitchen sink, outdoor hose!)
• Public and State Universities and Colleges
• Public Primary and Secondary Schools
• Sesame Street
• Publicly Funded Anti-Drug Use Education for Children
• Public Museums
• Libraries
• Public Parksand Beaches
• State and National Parks
• Public Zoos
• Unemployment Insurance
• Municipal Garbage and Recycling Services
• Treatment at Any Hospital or Clinic That Ever Received Funding From Local, Stateor Federal Government (pretty much all of them)
• Medical Services and Medications That Were Created or Derived From Any Government Grant or Research Funding (again, pretty much all of them)
• Socialist Byproducts of Government Investment Such as Duct Tape and Velcro (Nazi-NASA Inventions)
• Use of the Internets, email, and networked computers, as the DoD's ARPANET was the basis for subsequent computer networking
• Foodstuffs, Meats, Produce and Crops That Were Grown With, Fed With, Raised With or That Contain Inputs From Crops Grown With Government Subsidies
• Clothing Made from Crops (e.g. cotton) That Were Grown With or That Contain Inputs From Government Subsidies
• If a veteran of the government-run socialist US military, I will forego my VA benefits and insist on paying for my own medical care

I will not tour socialist government buildings like the Capitol in Washington, D.C.

I pledge to never take myself, my family, or my children on a tour of the following types of socialist locations, including but not limited to:

• Smithsonian Museums such as the Air and Space Museum or Museum of American History
• The socialist Washington, Lincoln, and Jefferson Monuments
• The government-operated Statue of Liberty
• The Grand Canyon
• The socialist World War II and Vietnam Veterans Memorials
• The government-run socialist-propaganda location known as Arlington National Cemetery
• All other public-funded socialist sites, whether it be in my state or in Washington, DC

I will urge my Member of Congress and Senators to forego their government salary and government-provided healthcare.

I will oppose and condemn the government-funded and therefore socialist military of the United States of America.

I will boycott the products of socialist defense contractors such as GE, Lockheed-Martin, Boeing, Northrop Grumman, General Dynamics, Raytheon, Humana, FedEx, General Motors, Honeywell, and hundreds of others that are paid by our socialist government to produce goods for our socialist army.

I will protest socialist security departments such as the Pentagon, FBI, CIA, Department of Homeland Security, TSA, Department of Justice and their socialist employees.

Upon reaching eligible retirement age, I will tear up my socialist Social Security checks.

Upon reaching age 65, I will forego Medicare and pay for my own private health insurance until I die.

SWORN ON A BIBLE AND SIGNED THIS DAY OF ____________ IN THE YEAR ______________.
___________________________ ___________________________
Signed Printed Name/Town and State


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Source:
As for me, I love socialism! : Pharyngula
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[In Between Man]

Why does Socialism suck? Here’s just a few reasons…

1. It’s a system of authoritarian political control
2. It’s anti-freedom
3. It’s one step away from communism
4. You own NOTHING while the government owns EVERYTHING
5. It lets the government tell me what I can and can’t do with my money
6. Destroys free markets
7. It’s detrimental to individual liberty
8. Does not reward hard working individuals
9. Does not define man as “created equally” but instead “deserves everything equally”
10. Gives the common man no reason to excel, thrive, succeed at anything.
11. Nazi Germany/Stalin/Ottoman Empire/China/North Korea/Cuba..need I say more?

 

[Cliffy]

I was wondering the other day about what motivates people to invent, succeed, strive for a better life when in the end we just become worm food. Why do we spend most of our lives working at mindless jobs so we can spend our money on useless crap like TVs, cellphones and Playstations? If we only have one life to live, why are we wasting it on trivial pursuits?

If you believe in god, do you really think it cares what you did for a living or what you accomplished? And if you don't believe in a god, why be a slave to a system that couldn't care less if you live or die? Does anybody really stop and think what is really important to them? Do they actually spend more time doing what makes them happy than working to acquire what they really need to survive?

 

[AnnaG]

To modify John Kenneth Galbraith's comment: "In socialism, man exploits man. In capitalism, it's the opposite."

 

[Cannuck]

I was wondering the other day about what motivates people to invent, succeed, strive for a better life when in the end we just become worm food. Why do we spend most of our lives working at mindless jobs so we can spend our money on useless crap like TVs, cellphones and Playstations? If we only have one life to live, why are we wasting it on trivial pursuits?

If you believe in god, do you really think it cares what you did for a living or what you accomplished? And if you don't believe in a god, why be a slave to a system that couldn't care less if you live or die? Does anybody really stop and think what is really important to them? Do they actually spend more time doing what makes them happy than working to acquire what they really need to survive?

"There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.." - George Santayana

 

[TenPenny]

You forgot

"I will not use the Internet"

 

[Cliffy]

"There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.." - George Santayana

"You are born and you die, Everything else in between is just entertainment" - my friend Ruben. My mind sometimes goes off on these tangents but basically what I see in our society just doesn't make a whole lot of sense to me so a long time ago I decided it was all a Monty Python movie and that I was just going to enjoy the show from that perspective. It helps me get out of bed in the morning.

 

[EagleSmack]

Did someone say anti-social (or something similar)

YouTube - Anthrax-Anti-social

 

[YukonJack]

The basic flaw of socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people's money.

 

[petros]

The basic flaw of socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people's money.

YJ Why did you run from one socialist country to another then bitch about how low your socialist pension is?

You can pay it back anytime if you don't like it.

 

[YukonJack]

petros, the most revealing characteristic of a loser is forgetting/ingoring to debate the point and going personal.

The reason I left I left a socialist country, at the age of 17 - a courageous decision, kind of which you probably never had to make - was exactly so that I can complain about anything I want. Those who tried that in the country I left, ended up in the Gulag.

My pension is not socialist. I could live quite comfortably on the pension I EARNED by almost 40 years of service with the same company. I could not care less about the pittance the government throws my way each month, whether I want it or not.

Pay back anything the government pays? Are you kidding?

Based on your avatar, (not to mention your immature posts) you have a whole lot of growing up to do. Right side up might help.

 

[petros]

The reason I left I left a socialist country, at the age of 17 - a courageous decision, kind of which you probably never had to make

Of course not. Why would I want to leave Canada?

Based on your avatar, (not to mention your immature posts) you have a whole lot of growing up to do. Right side up might help.

You got something against baby Jesus?

My pension is not socialist. I could live quite comfortably on the pension I EARNED

Earned where? In a socialist country that shored up that pension with public funds?

Wakey, wakey hands off snakey. Reality awaits you anytime you are ready to accept it.

 

[Tonington]

You could care less about the socialist pittance you receive? That must be why you still cash it. If you couldn't care less, you wouldn't cash it.

Socialist hypocrite!

 

[AnnaG]

Easy easy easy. We are all still learning the English language. lol

 

[TenPenny]

You could care less about the socialist pittance you receive? That must be why you still cash it. If you couldn't care less, you wouldn't cash it.

Socialist hypocrite!

That's the American version of the expression, 'I could care less', the Canadian version is 'I couldn't care less'.

 

[EagleSmack]

That's the American version of the expression, 'I could care less', the Canadian version is 'I couldn't care less'.

You say potato, I say patato.

When I say potato it sounds more like padAda. It's a Boston thing.

 

[AnnaG]

That's the American version of the expression, 'I could care less', the Canadian version is 'I couldn't care less'.

Not speaking figuratively, "I could care less" means that you could care the most.

 

[AnnaG]

You say potato, I say patato.

When I say potato it sounds more like padAda. It's a Boston thing.

I used to watch reruns of MASH. That C.E.Winchester the 3rd was a real hoot and I loved the way he spoke.