Yuck

[petros]

I read some place that almost all of us had a twin and eventually one out competed the other.

 

[Goober]

I read some place that almost all of us had a twin and eventually one out competed the other.

Going by that avatar the good lookin one lost

 

[DaSleeper]

I never had a kidney stone myself but this One guy in the mill, that was so tough that he broke a leg in the bush, splintered it on his own and hopped one mile to his truck and drove himself to the hospital for a proper cast.
I was a first aider in the mill and that same tough guy would have dropped to his knees in pain, every time that stone move a short distance, if I hadn't been there to support him.
The doctor (old school type) , before giving him a shot of Demerol, to make sure it was a stone gave him a light tap on the rump. Good thing there was a bed right in front of him for him to drop on.

 

[petros]

Handy hint...if you have pains from a kidney stone drink a can of Guinness Stout and give it 20 mins.

 

[spaminator]

when his twin was born he was 'beside himself'.

 

[Goober]

Handy hint...if you have pains from a kidney stone drink a can of Guinness Stout and give it 20 mins.

What about that roto router fella ???

 

[Nuggler]

Was it wrong of me to laugh when I saw the size of what the man gave birth to while in agony?

Nope. Betcha it would hurt though. Kinda like a kidney stone, cept out through the navel.........naval?......belly thing.

A friend of mines mother developed lumps on the side of her throat. Fearing it was a tumor, they removed the lumps only to discover that they were dormant gills that had suddenly become active. Genetic throwback or mutation developing for future use?

Are you ****ing serious???8O

 

[Cliffy]

Nope. Betcha it would hurt though. Kinda like a kidney stone, cept out through the navel.........naval?......belly thing.

Are you ****ing serious???8O

Yup.I figure she was part Atlantian; designed to live under water.

 

[spaminator]

A friend of mines mother developed lumps on the side of her throat. Fearing it was a tumor, they removed the lumps only to discover that they were dormant gills that had suddenly become active. Genetic throwback or mutation developing for future use?

i wonder if her name is 'gill' or 'gill'ian?