Woods' wife used golf club to free him from SUV

JLM

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As it is, Mrs Woods will likely only get three or four hundred million and a monthly allowance that would feed some countries.

Generally when marriages go bad there is usually some fault on both sides. We know Tiger is an a$$hole, but we don't know that she isn't one. They could probably damn near feed the continent of Africa.
 

SirJosephPorter

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With all the press coverage, a divorce was probably inevitable. Every day another "other woman" seems to pop out of the woodwork. What are we up to now.....Is it 11? Tiger is just one more unfaithful husband who traded his family for a few clandestine rolls in the hay. Unfortunately they weren't clandestine enough.


I don’t know what happens to the prenuptial agreement in the case of divorce. Prenup says that if she stays with him for ten years, she gets 20 million $, less than 10 years, I assume she gets very little. Unless her lawyer can get the prenup nullified.
 

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Tiger Woods’ Holiday Poem

‘Twas the night of Thanksgiving
and out of the house
Tiger Woods, he came flying
Chased by his spouse.

She wielded a 9 iron
And wasn’t too merry
‘cause a bimbo’s phone #
she found on his blackberry.

He had been cheating
On poor little Elin,
and as each day went by
Another who_re came out squeallin’

He’d been on Holly, on Jamie
On Rachel, on Corey,
On Joslyn, Kaleeka
TMZ had the story.

From the top of the world
To above the fold
Tiger’s ever more sordid
Tale it was told.

With hostesses, waitresses
He had lots of sex,
And when he wasn’t hosin’ ‘em
He sent ‘em hot texts.

He crashed his Caddie
But didn’t call On-Star
He played “spank me Daddy’
With a skanky old porn star

He’s been naughty
With Santa, he hasn’t a chance,
‘cept a big lump of coal
to match the lump in his pants.

But despite all his crying
And begging and pleadin’
His wife went right out
And bought a new house in Sweden.

And I heard her exclaim
As she packed up the escalade
‘If you’re gonna get laid,
Then, I’m gonna get paid!”

Now, she’s not pouting
In fact, she’s of good cheer
Her Pre-nup made Christmas
Come early this year!





 

SirJosephPorter

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Based on what the media have reported since the incident with the SUV, I think Mr. Woods should be grateful his wife used the golf club on the vehicle and not him.


There is some disagreement about that, Dexter. I remember reading somewhere that she was actually going after him with the golf club, but that they cooked up the story where by they claimed that she was freeing him from the SUV.
 

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Anyone who hadn't guessed that putter was meant for a pee'd-of spouse to pound some respect into a jerk-around husband has lived a sheltered life indeed. She's lucky they can both think on their feet....
 

SirJosephPorter

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Isn't divorce the whole reason for a prenup? Your comment is somewhat akin to saying 'I don't know what happens to life insurance in the case of death'

What's going to cost him dearly is child support.

Sure she will get plenty in the form of child support. The courts will give her enough so that the children can be kept in the same lifestyle they now enjoy.

As to the prenup, a smart lawyer may be able to nullify it.
 

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:lol:
 

AnnaG

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Generally when marriages go bad there is usually some fault on both sides. We know Tiger is an a$$hole, but we don't know that she isn't one. They could probably damn near feed the continent of Africa.
Tiger was screwing around on her. Was she screwing around on him?
Of course, she's at fault. If she was a good wife, then he wouldn't have had to resort to screwing around right?:roll:
 

JLM

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Tiger was screwing around on her. Was she screwing around on him?
Of course, she's at fault. If she was a good wife, then he wouldn't have had to resort to screwing around right?:roll:

Yes - that does seem to be a popular theory these days- maybe I'm just old fashioned..................:lol::lol::lol::lol:
 

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Generally when marriages go bad there is usually some fault on both sides. We know Tiger is an a$$hole, but we don't know that she isn't one. They could probably damn near feed the continent of Africa.

For the past four years she has either been pregnant or nurturing a new born,
then pregnant again before the first one was two, then nurturing a newborn,
can't really figure out where she has time to be running around on him.
The marriage isn't much older than the 9 months before the first baby was born.
One of his affairs was during that nine months while she was expecting the first
child.
 

JLM

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For the past four years she has either been pregnant or nurturing a new born,
then pregnant again before the first one was two, then nurturing a newborn,
can't really figure out where she has time to be running around on him.
The marriage isn't much older than the 9 months before the first baby was born.
One of his affairs was during that nine months while she was expecting the first
child.

Again your wisdom shines through, and that even goes to further support my contention the guy is a jerk. Some people just don't have enough brains to know when they have it good.
 

AnnaG

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Yes - that does seem to be a popular theory these days- maybe I'm just old fashioned..................:lol::lol::lol::lol:
But still loveable. :D
I think that whoever can ruin a marriage ranges inclusively from the husband to the wife and everything in between. That's besides the fact that external matters can interfere, as well: things like fame, money, etc.
 

SirJosephPorter

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Again your wisdom shines through, and that even goes to further support my contention the guy is a jerk. Some people just don't have enough brains to know when they have it good.


JLM, I have no problem with a man sleeping around, having sex with several women. Each to his own, and assuming the women are willing partners, it is nobody’s business.

However, then why did he have to get married? He is filthy rich, he could have lived the lifestyle of a rich millionaire playboy. Or did he think that it looked good for his career if he portrays the image of a family man?

He was essentially living the lifestyle of a playboy anyway, even after getting married. Then why the pretense of marriage?
 

talloola

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JLM, I have no problem with a man sleeping around, having sex with several women. Each to his own, and assuming the women are willing partners, it is nobody’s business.

However, then why did he have to get married? He is filthy rich, he could have lived the lifestyle of a rich millionaire playboy. Or did he think that it looked good for his career if he portrays the image of a family man?

He was essentially living the lifestyle of a playboy anyway, even after getting married. Then why the pretense of marriage?

That is the whole point here, the fact that he married a short while ago, has
fathered two children in four years, and all that time he has been sleeping
around with many different women, after putting forward an image, which seemed
genuine, that he was an honest, good man, and all that time he was 'someone' else,
alltogether, just didn't fool his wife, but all of his sponsors, who have put
hundreds of millions of dollars into that image, (that tiger portayed,), then
acted like a low life, and all of the children who looked up to him as a good person, and perhaps that is a lesson to parents, to be their childrens fine
image, and not depend on celebrities to do that job for you.
 

Kreskin

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As I heard one journalist say, he wanted it all. He wanted championships, fame, money, image, indulgence; a lifestyle that gave him everything. If he was single this would hardly be worth batting an eyelash at. But to squeeze every last commercial value out of himself he got married. What a freakin idiot.