Will there be a polar vortex this winter?

petros

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Yes. Because there always is.
This guy I know that boinks my wife calls them an ARCTIC LOW!!!

WTF is he on?

TORONTO – November is here. That means winter is coming. That means the cold. And the snow. And the polar vortex.

After last winter’s bitter cold and a season that seemed like it would never end, Canadians are likely holding their collective breath wondering if this winter will be “Polar Vortex: The Sequel.”
But don’t panic: The polar vortex has always been around. The popularity of the term just caught fire last winter because of its persistence.

“Everybody’s talking about the polar vortex, only because it’s fresh in our minds,” said Environment Canada’s senior climatologist, David Phillips. “We’ve gone 20 years without people ever mentioning the polar vortex. Back in the late 1990s it was talked about and then it was resurrected last year.”
The polar vortex is an area of low pressure that normally resides in the Arctic. This spinning vortex of cold air occasionally dips south bringing frigid air along with it.

Last winter that polar vortex dipped down — often and persistently. It just refused to leave.
“It made it the event of the year,” Phillips said.

So what will this winter bring? Will it be another repeat of a stubborn and unwanted guest?
The polar vortex will be around, and likely for a few days. It always has been. But it’s unlikely to be around as long as it was last winter.

Will there be a polar vortex this winter? Yes. Because there always is | Globalnews.ca
 

waldo

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inquiring minds: why such a southernly positioned jet-stream and why the blocking events? Just natural, hey?
 

Tonington

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No no no it's a brand new never before used term describing a once in a thousand year extreme event.

:lol: You and your wife can't have been married that long, I suspect she's exaggerating the rarity of that fellow underneath her.
 

Nuggler

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Your wife?

Ya beat me.............:happy5:not too hard to do. + I went right for the nuts. Never even read the OP.

cuse me, I'm kinda krude.

;-).This year we're gonna have
A polar vortex.
Gives me a pain
In the cerebral cortex
Right behind me eyes
Down to me thighs
SO COLD
SO COLD
Tell it were to go
That polar vortex -arctic low.
blow.
Even the damn snow blower friz
Never asked for thiz
Can't even light
Gasoline
SO COLD
SO COLD
Can't pee
You'll freeze to a tree
SO GODDAM COLD
KANUKISTAN.

Oh Petros, most guys are.

You mean, that's ALLOWED ?....:blob:
 

Sal

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Will there be a polar vortex this winter?
did last winters end yet....it was freezing all summer

and tonight it was already dark by 5

:(
 

SLM

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With the flap buttoned up.

Depends on how cold it gets. You don't want to end up with snow balls where you don't want 'em. ;)

Do they make short johns?
Only for the little people

Ya beat me.............:happy5:not too hard to do. + I went right for the nuts. Never even read the OP.

cuse me, I'm kinda krude.

Krude dude. I like it.

Ode to the Mother****ing Winter (by Nuggler)

(I hope you don't mind I took the liberty of naming your poem.)

;-).This year we're gonna have
A polar vortex.
Gives me a pain
In the cerebral cortex
Right behind me eyes
Down to me thighs
SO COLD
SO COLD
Tell it were to go
That polar vortex -arctic low.
blow.
Even the damn snow blower friz
Never asked for thiz
Can't even light
Gasoline
SO COLD
SO COLD
Can't pee
You'll freeze to a tree
SO GODDAM COLD
KANUKISTAN.
:D

You mean, that's ALLOWED ?....:blob:
In many cases it's preferable. ;)

Will there be a polar vortex this winter?
did last winters end yet....it was freezing all summer

and tonight it was already dark by 5

:(

Repeat after me, "there is no snow, there is no snow, there is no snow". Yet.

And, when there is snow, you won't be able to see it because it gets dark at 5.

There's always an upside!
 

Sal

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Depends on how cold it gets. You don't want to end up with snow balls where you don't want 'em. ;)

Only for the little people



Krude dude. I like it.

Ode to the Mother****ing Winter (by Nuggler)

(I hope you don't mind I took the liberty of naming your poem.)

:D

In many cases it's preferable. ;)



Repeat after me, "there is no snow, there is no snow, there is no snow". Yet.

And, when there is snow, you won't be able to see it because it gets dark at 5.

There's always an upside!

yeah, thanks for the reminder about the snow, it's exactly what I needed :p
 

Nuggler

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Jeez Sal; you know we're here.

Just holler

Hayyyymujph........glbur..blurb........hep hep hep.............drownin in snow........muffffnblurb....


Sorry Sal, you ok?

Hard to hear ya throooo the sno.............blubbbbbbbbb.

Winter sucks.

:canada:

buddyglrmph, nexthhhhmpyh, just axed fer me to come over for abeeerr.ljjouljdlnl......so nite all.
 

Sal

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Jeez Sal; you know we're here.

Just holler

Hayyyymujph........glbur..blurb........hep hep hep.............drownin in snow........muffffnblurb....


Sorry Sal, you ok?

Hard to hear ya throooo the sno.............blubbbbbbbbb.

Winter sucks.

:canada:

buddyglrmph, nexthhhhmpyh, just axed fer me to come over for abeeerr.ljjouljdlnl......so nite all.
careful hoisting that bottle, karma's a b*tch :p


....enjoy :eek:ccasion5:

while you are guzzling, I have to go clean veggies for lunch tomorrow...*sigh*