Reverend Blair said:
Harper's a nutbag. He's not scary, his ideas are scary.
Just go to Google and type in "Stephen Harper quotes". Colpy can try to spin all he wants to, but when you look at what the man has said, words from his lips, it becomes clear that he's an extremist nutbag freak who should be castrated with dull, rusty bolt cutters.
Now this is what you call a reasonable discussion of the issues.
I'd like to talk about the NDP's "Secret Agenda". I have it on good authority that the NDP, if Jack Layton becomes Prime Minister, will force through legislation to achieve the following:
1. Gay Marriage will be made mandatory.
2. All pregnant women will have to undergo testing to determine the race and gender of their babies. All white males will be aborted.
3. The military will be dispersed across the country to act as facilitators in Canada's new kinder, gentler defense system. Soldiers will be giving lectures (attendence mandatory) on gender equality, multicultural tolerance, and Karl Marx.
4. Our defense system will be updated to consist of CDs sent to every TV and Radio station to be played in case of attack. The tapes will consist of Svend Robinson crying and pleading "we surrender, please don't hurt us"
5. In an attempt to mollify the unfortunate Islamists of the world, Canada will ship Osama bin Laden a adult white male infidel a day, for Osama to dispatch as he pleases.
6. All Indian land claims will be instantly recognized. All Canadians will pay rent to First Nations.
7. A group of re-education camps will be established throughout the nation for people who continue to drive gasoline powered vehicles.
8. The government will collect your paycheck on payday. You will be given an allowance, as long as you are well behaved.
9. Babies will be taken from their mothers at 6 months of age, so to be given all the advantages of early learning of the truths of Canadian NDP culture.
Please be reassured, an NDP government would only do what they know is good for you.