What's your heaven going to be

darkbeaver

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I know it's hard to believe I have a serious question. I have been thinking about heaven quite a bit more than usual these past few weeks and I would like to know what the rest of you desire in the way of a hereafter.
My heaven is pretty simple, like me, I am awaken after the best sleep I'v ever had by the songbirds on my window ledge the sun streams into my shack the air is sweet and cool you can smell the dew warming on the trees and bushes, the light is a very faint blue. I experiance the nicest bowel movement ever experianced and breakfast on exotic fruit and perfect coffee and five or six cigarettes.
When I was a kid following a brook into the forest with a fishing pole was my thing, so heaven has a brook just a faint gurgling distance away, I follow the brook trying every pool searching for the big trout that's always one pool ahead of me up the brook, sometimes you see him tart out from under the bank and snatch your worm away, I have eternity to follow him up the perfect brook. Sometimes I stop and talk to the elves and faries and if anyones got a joint we strool about for a bit smoking and talking about the weather.
It's lunch, I usually have a seafood platter, scollops, shrimp, musells and lobster in a bed of fresh vegetables and once a week fresh halibut steak, a litre and a half of nice white wine, and a nap on a cool bed of grass under the shade maple trees.
We make love in the grass it's the nicest love we've ever done.
I'll see her again back at the shack in the early evening she'll have all the fruit and nuts and greens she gathered that day and I'll have a nice trout or a pheasant, we eat drink make love, it's even better than the afternoon, evenings in my heaven are to die for, the twilight is my favourite time and I get perfectly stoned for it, if it's a little cool we climb into the hotub that's built into the flatroocks of the brook.
I'm interested in the primal things we humans have built our personal heavens out of, the smells the sounds the light temperature , food, terrain, companions pets, and what if any political or tribal society you'll be enjoying.

I have a suspicion that I'm already in heaven and hell
 

Jersay

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Well my heaven is Valhalla, where you receive suckling pig every day. The beautiful women, especially Fredja and the combat training waiting for the end of time. But more importantly the suckling pig. Uum, good.
 

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Jersay said:
Well my heaven is Valhalla, where you receive suckling pig every day. The beautiful women, especially Fredja and the combat training waiting for the end of time. But more importantly the suckling pig. Uum, good.

Hmmm, suckling pig is more exciting to you than Fredja (this is the chariot chick?)?
 

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DB is close. Replace his fishing rod with a Parker shotgun, his trout with grouse, add a hunting companion, and I'm there!

Might ruin DB's heaven though, running into me as he strolls to his favourite stream......:)
 

darkbeaver

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Re: RE: What's your heaven going to be

the caracal kid said:
there is no "hereafter" in my framework.

there is no "you" after death.

That's too bad C/K a heaven's as easy as hell to build, while there may be no you after death I'd trust that opinion a little more if I could be sure you were actually dead and knew what you were taliking about. :lol:
 

darkbeaver

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Re: RE: What's your heaven going to be

Colpy said:
DB is close. Replace his fishing rod with a Parker shotgun, his trout with grouse, add a hunting companion, and I'm there!

Might ruin DB's heaven though, running into me as he strolls to his favourite stream......:)

Colpy you'd be just fine, we could argue all day and I'd be right all the time, you could be my dumb little brother. And if you miss on the head shots on those grouse one more time you're outta here, I told you about the phucking pellets in the breasts a thousand times before. :lol:
 

darkbeaver

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I think not said:
Jersay said:
Well my heaven is Valhalla, where you receive suckling pig every day. The beautiful women, especially Fredja and the combat training waiting for the end of time. But more importantly the suckling pig. Uum, good.

Hmmm, suckling pig is more exciting to you than Fredja (this is the chariot chick?)?

Jersay is right as always, making it with Freddie after the dinner is the proper way. Come on ITN even a cynic like you must have some heavenly desires. :lol: sounds smells tastes where's the sun the moon
what's going on in your heaven. :lol:
 

darkbeaver

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Re: RE: What's your heaven going to be

the caracal kid said:
there is no "hereafter" in my framework.

there is no "you" after death.

You have a fine body and mind. Why let a little thing like the end of bodys time screw up a perfectly good mind? What was the point of life if you can't take it with you? You are in heaven C/K what does it smell like, what are the plants like, what's the companion is there a brook? :)
 

Mogz

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I'm athiest, therefore don't believe in any heaven/hell etc, etc. I personally believe the notion of heaven is a fairytale aimed and giving mankind something to cling to. It's the perpetual "promised land" of our society. Fable, myth, no evidence of its existence, yet people cling to it, for what else do they have? Me myself, i'm content trying to live the best life I can, and if I do that well, and after i'm gone, people respect my name and what I did. That's good enough for me.
 

Jersay

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Besides Fredja ITN is the daughter of Odin ITN and the Brother of Thor, he would crush me with his hammer.

There could be other big-breasted assistants to Fredja around so suckling pig and a big-breasted woman. :D