Weird Orange Goo in Alaska Proves Aliens Exist

Ariadne

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I don't believe in slurpies.

Jesus Christ. That thing needs to hit the bike.

So it's fallout from the Japan nuclear accident that landed in a pail in the right temp/sun/shade conditions to grow into a new life form?
 

shadowshiv

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Hey Bear, how much did Stretch pay you to place his kind of thread in the News section?;) LOL!:lol::p

In all seriousness, I'm thinking it's some sort of algae, perhaps similar to what is seen with the "red tide" algae.

Alaskan Snooki goo:

I see what looks to be a finger in the upper right portion of the picture. It looks like Snookie is off her diet again!8O
 

Tonington

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Oh I laughed out loud for real! Stretch pays Bear for the reach around, lol!
 

shadowshiv

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I'm sorry, I couldn't resist.


How could we blame you? Snookie was at her people-eating, finger-leaving best! She sure is a pretty shade of orange(must be from all the fake tans that she applies to herself), isn't she?;)
 

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Orange Goo in Alaska Identified

It's some kind of eggs ... that may or may not be toxic


By Polly Davis Doig, Newser Staff



Posted Aug 8, 2011 7:18 PM CDT

This Aug. 6, 2011 photo shows a magnified close up of orange gunk. Samples were collected last week in the remote village of Kivalina, and were determined to be some kind of microscopic eggs. (AP Photo/National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, Mandy Lindeberg)

(Newser) – We have a partial answer to the orange goo that started washing up in Alaska last week, and it's definitely not the secret to John Boehner's perma-tan. It's eggs—millions of tiny eggs filled with fatty droplets, reports the AP. Exactly what kind of eggs—or whether they're toxic—has yet to be determined, according to NOAA, which ran the initial tests. The eggs, which appeared in a lagoon and river near the tiny village of Kivalina, have since dissipated. "It seems to be all gone," says a village official. "But if they're microscopic eggs, who's to say they're not still in the river?" The orange goo, which turned powdery when dried, was pervasive, showing up on one roof and in rainwater buckets. "You couldn't miss it for nothing," says one resident. Further tests are pending.



Orange Goo in Alaska Identified - It's some kind of eggs ... that may or may not be toxic
 

petros

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I'm surprised you didn't say those were immigrant eggs.

Aliens are illegal immigrants ya know. Think about that for a minute. Just think of the tax and user fee revenue we are losing.

Where do they shop?
 

Johnnny

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Some rocks are richer in sulfur than other. When water runs through the rocks rich in sulfur bacteria forms in the water in the form of orange goo, i see it all the time where there is sulfur in the rocks. Its actually quite natural...

never mind i see they solved the issue