United States Of Jesus
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No, I mean that some Trump supporters would believe Trump before Jesus. Some braindead Trumpite said if Jesus got down from the cross and told us there was collusion with Russia he wouldn't believe Him.
It fits perfectly with the Christian philosophy of people like Walter or coldstream, for example. They say they're Christians and yet the know nothing about Christianity. They use "Christian" as a personal label as an excuse to hate others. They ain't Christians and Jesus explains in Bible just how these fake Christians are going to hell.
It fits perfectly with the Christian philosophy of people like Walter or coldstream, for example. They say they're Christians and yet the know nothing about Christianity. They use "Christian" as a personal label as an excuse to hate others. They ain't Christians and Jesus explains in Bible just how these fake Christians are going to hell.
I told them I,m Christian and they mocked me even in the face of my avatar. Just this afternnoon I walked on the frozen water in the driveway.
The bible is a great book but was certainly not written by anyone resembling modern christians they did however resemble Sumerians and Egyptians among others. The present Jesus is a result of Roman invention.
The bible is a great book but was certainly not written by anyone resembling modern christians they did however resemble Sumerians and Egyptians among others. The present Jesus is a result of Roman invention.
If you were really christian, you:
a. would not attend church,
b. would remain silent and turn the other cheek when Christianity is mentioned,
c. would have a spirit catcher hanging from the rear view mirror in your car,
d. would admit that Muslims are better people than you,
e. would not carry a Bible because you do not wish to be accused of flaunting your religion, but would praise those carrying prayer mats, and
f. would write letters to the Chronicle Herald decrying the Christians of Eastern Passage.
a. would not attend church,
b. would remain silent and turn the other cheek when Christianity is mentioned,
c. would have a spirit catcher hanging from the rear view mirror in your car,
d. would admit that Muslims are better people than you,
e. would not carry a Bible because you do not wish to be accused of flaunting your religion, but would praise those carrying prayer mats, and
f. would write letters to the Chronicle Herald decrying the Christians of Eastern Passage.
That's just silly! What, did you not get your free obama fone?
SO BOOMER Luvs muslims, how many US voters are christian?
and BOOMER and CORD and all your freinds HATE THEM ALL!
Instead of just proving them wrong which YOUZE (collectively), DO NOT have the BRAINS to do.
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I never read anything in the Bible about the Chronicle Herald. Which translation are you using?
Then you are not a student of religion. Look in the Old Testament of Cape Breton and the Sea.
From the Book of St. John's - the story of the Stoves and the Fishes
13. And on that day, a servant went out, stared at the multitude and said, "Jeezily Jillikers! Look at all them people! Oh Lord, how are we gonna feed all them people? There must be these many!" And the servant held up the fingers of both hands.
14. And Lord Tunderin' was sad, so He came to His servants in a dream and ordered them to take the five stoves and two wishes and meet Him on the ground overlookin' Sunset Hill.
15. Oh Lord, what are we to do?" asked old Johnny, the oldest one there. "Take these five stoves and distribute them amongst the multitude assembled that they may prepare the meal." And old Johnny did as he was told.
16. "But Lord, there is still nuttin' for them to eat!" And Lord Tunderin' turned to His servant and spoke in a vexatious tone, "Do ye not trust what I have told you? After all this time, and the days with Mrs Liddy in Torbay? Behold, the hungry multitude!"
17. His servants turned to behold the hungry multitude and they were sore afraid. Lord Tunderin' spoke again to old Johnny and asked for the gourd which contained the two wishes. "As I promised when John, the other John, not old Johnny, was cast out, so shall I now tell you this. And Lord Tunderin' drank from the gourd that contained the two wishes.
18. "Begone, all who are assembled here! Assail me no more!" And the multitude vanished, never to be seen again. He turned to His servants, smiled and said, "Go, and see me no more, for I am off to Bonavista, and be upwind of you. Go to the waters and bathe. Yes must be made clean!"
19. And He vanished from that place, only to be seen on weekend occasions at the Split Crow. Leaving His servants to ponder His teachings.
From the Book of St. John's - the story of the Stoves and the Fishes
13. And on that day, a servant went out, stared at the multitude and said, "Jeezily Jillikers! Look at all them people! Oh Lord, how are we gonna feed all them people? There must be these many!" And the servant held up the fingers of both hands.
14. And Lord Tunderin' was sad, so He came to His servants in a dream and ordered them to take the five stoves and two wishes and meet Him on the ground overlookin' Sunset Hill.
15. Oh Lord, what are we to do?" asked old Johnny, the oldest one there. "Take these five stoves and distribute them amongst the multitude assembled that they may prepare the meal." And old Johnny did as he was told.
16. "But Lord, there is still nuttin' for them to eat!" And Lord Tunderin' turned to His servant and spoke in a vexatious tone, "Do ye not trust what I have told you? After all this time, and the days with Mrs Liddy in Torbay? Behold, the hungry multitude!"
17. His servants turned to behold the hungry multitude and they were sore afraid. Lord Tunderin' spoke again to old Johnny and asked for the gourd which contained the two wishes. "As I promised when John, the other John, not old Johnny, was cast out, so shall I now tell you this. And Lord Tunderin' drank from the gourd that contained the two wishes.
18. "Begone, all who are assembled here! Assail me no more!" And the multitude vanished, never to be seen again. He turned to His servants, smiled and said, "Go, and see me no more, for I am off to Bonavista, and be upwind of you. Go to the waters and bathe. Yes must be made clean!"
19. And He vanished from that place, only to be seen on weekend occasions at the Split Crow. Leaving His servants to ponder His teachings.
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Now you're getting it. In the same way that I control you, using the fear of your imminent demise as my hammer.
If I had a hammer
I'd hammer in the morning
I'd hammer in the evening
All over this land...
Lard toonder an' the protestant fire!
I might, what,s the pay like? Christianity is OK some christians are not, you,re still going to be human any way it,s cut, I think. Eastern passage is probably cold this evening and scurrying about looking for candels and gas and mittens 140 KPH forcast for some nice shore property, east to begin midnight thursdy 120 SW later in the miserable day, I can't find my shovel. The Climate is God all of a sudden and the quackademics are all hoores to say the least. The ekstablishment, the tax collecters, the pushers and the meat grinding military. 2018 its off to war we go, the Slavic hordes of Russia have the advantage already, Canada will be remembered for the biggest tank battle ever, we,re the frozen buffer the yank will hide behind, hide the children,
Cliffy, Your jealousy of them, their money and influence is strong. I am grateful that you do not have a long attention span however. OB is obsessed. She beats her head against the wall over and over and over and over...
You don't. You'll be off chasing butterflies for a while and then the next thing will come along and you will post something nonsensical about it. That's why you never succeeded at anything. You cannot remain focused and few people have liked you.
Why don't you pick an addiction and stick with it? Rail against killer bees, bologna with ketchup or the political situation in Nakusp. Head over to the RCMP detachment and protest something. Take a sign. Scream police brutality. Spread the unhappiness.
You have an empty soul.
Ah, to be in northern Cape Breton when the moon is full!
You don't. You'll be off chasing butterflies for a while and then the next thing will come along and you will post something nonsensical about it. That's why you never succeeded at anything. You cannot remain focused and few people have liked you.
Why don't you pick an addiction and stick with it? Rail against killer bees, bologna with ketchup or the political situation in Nakusp. Head over to the RCMP detachment and protest something. Take a sign. Scream police brutality. Spread the unhappiness.
You have an empty soul.
I might, what,s the pay like? Christianity is OK some christians are not, you,re still going to be human any way it,s cut, I think. Eastern passage is probably cold this evening and scurrying about looking for candels and gas and mittens 140 KPH forcast for some nice shore property, east to begin midnight thursdy 120 SW later in the miserable day, I can't find my shovel. The Climate is God all of a sudden and the quackademics are all hoores to say the least. The ekstablishment, the tax collecters, the pushers and the meat grinding military. 2018 its off to war we go, the Slavic hordes of Russia have the advantage already, Canada will be remembered for the biggest tank battle ever, we,re the frozen buffer the yank will hide behind, hide the children,
Ah, to be in northern Cape Breton when the moon is full!
Trumps a symptom of the problem, Trump is a miniscule fraction of the problems.
You cannot reason with a rock, DB. They are useful though. I used to crack open oysters with a rock until I got radical and started carrying a knife.
Shucks, Murphy. We didn't know you cared.
