The Official "Lets bash Christians" thread...

[lone wolf]

If you want to furthur yourself I suggest you consult with our secret societies.. They would love to hear and know you.

I've just lost interest in you thats all...

Your loss....

Here's a tip for your future endeavours:

There is seldom profit in spreading it thick.

 

[theconqueror]

So what we learn form Jesus and his Christian followers is that he commited the ultimate sin in which he was sentenced to death for.

So, do you really want to follow this Jesus being it the wrong way?

 

[AnnaG]

Should be manditory for all Christians to die like thier leader, on a cross nailed to the point so they don't forget who's boss around here and that's God.

Someone should remind the old, immature, malicious psychopath that we are still here and the company needs running properly.
Oh, yeah, psychopaths have a tough time even running their own lives properly. hhhmmm enigma. How about we just keep trying to improve ourselves?

 

[theconqueror]

Someone should remind the old, immature, malicious psychopath that we are still here and the company needs running properly.

Exactly, so use Jesus as an example of the wrong approach to God. I guess it's only a Christians fault for choosing to disobey the truth. How we learn the hard way some times... tisk tisk

 

[AnnaG]

:lol:


No. That's just cheap Christian attacks on the Catholic church which all threats of these kinds to the Church shall be dealt with in the harshess manner.. Too bad they are so insignifigant we can only laugh at how petty minded Christians can be. :lol:

They were taught well by their god. The selfish jerk doesn't want any other kids playing in his sandbox. Actually this god doesn't even play in its own sandbox anymore. We sandfleas are alone.

 

[theconqueror]

They were taught well by their god. The selfish jerk doesn't want any other kids playing in his sandbox.

Well tell that selfish U.S. Jerk to lay off our Pope and Church for something that doesn't pertain to them.

btw: Same God as allways, different times.

 

[AnnaG]

Depends if your praying or not... I can hear a prayer but no way in hell am I psychic.

Ask your god about him then.

 

[AnnaG]

We are alone. No gods will play with us anymore. Prophets are no help, then.

 

[theconqueror]

Ask your god about him then.

He said she said doesn't interest me...God would tell me anyway if it were that interesting.

 

[theconqueror]

We are alone. No gods will play with us anymore. Prophets are no help, then.

That's what you think... flippin nightmare over here.

 

[theconqueror]

What if after thousands of years of the Church and what the Bible teaches us God doesn't exist? Wouldn't that be embarrasing? Too bad, we built them for a reason beacuse he does exist otherwise we would have never thought of the idea to have them.

The question is, did God play a role in your life? Or were you left out hanging clueless like the Christians?

 

[MHz]

My proposal for Church of the Beaver seems to have attracted some questionable comment.....perhaps we could find another name in keeping with the reference to the natural world in general and the forest in particular. Something evocative of nature's beauty......a sunrise?

Church of the Morning Wood????

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[AnnaG]

He said she said doesn't interest me...God would tell me anyway if it were that interesting.

Why ask if you aren't interested then?

 

[AnnaG]

That's what you think... flippin nightmare over here.

There is? What's going on in SD?

I looked:

Gaslamp Quarter cashier robbed

A man brandishing a handgun robbed a parking lot cashier in the Gaslamp Quarter ...

• Carmel Mountain Ranch shop robbed

• 4.6-magnitude quake hits region

• Small Ballast Point Brewery wins big

• Lifeguards spot struggling swimmers while at cliff rescue

• Firefighters tackle two small blazes in South County

San Diego News, Local, California and National News - SignOnSanDiego.com

Yep. Definitely sounds a lot worse than anywhere else on the planet.

 

[AnnaG]

What if after thousands of years of the Church and what the Bible teaches us God doesn't exist? Wouldn't that be embarrasing? Too bad, we built them for a reason beacuse he does exist otherwise we would have never thought of the idea to have them.

And what if Marvin the Martian did manage to disintegrate Earth? What if Obama does manage to become a hero and live up to his Nobel? What if ... what if... what if .....

The question is, did God play a role in your life? Or were you left out hanging clueless like the Christians?

Yup to the former q. and nope to the latter one. I chose my own path regardless of my history.

 

[darkbeaver]

And why not? You certainly couldn't do worse than leaders like the Pope or Pat Robertson. Who knows, you may even do better.

I knew it would only be a matter of time before we had limits being imposed by wealthy congregants. I resent the implication that I or my successors could not rise to the task and prove conclusively that we could in fact do worse than the aforementioned twits. In any case your point is moot, better or worse are relative terms and it is our intent to deal with the absolute exclusively, firm in our belief that this perpetual question of good versus bad is at the heart of the pomegranite which has poisoned all previous religions. That question and all like it are best left in chicken gut dipping secular hands. Perhaps you could fill an administrative post time permitting of course.;-)

 

[darkbeaver]

I used to enjoy bashing Christians and always they would complain, " but Mr Beaver you have nothing better to offer mankind". It wasn't long before their logic affected me and I was unable to take pleasure at their expense. I think I've covered that with the proposed new improved god thing and now I'm feeling inclined to bash Christians again safe in the knowledge that I can point to this thread as disproof of there complaint.
Will one of our fine christian specemins please step forward to be slapped on the other cheek again and again.

 

[DaSleeper]

Will one of our fine christian specemins please step forward to be slapped on the other cheek again and again.

Now why would you want to do that.:smile:.....I have it from a very reliable and distinguished source, right here in this forum that God and Christians only hate Blacks, Gays/Lesbians, Arabs and other infidels...including Liberals....Unless you are in one of those categories why would you risk the wrath of a super-being by hitting one of it's servants ..:-( He/She might just decide to smite you with a lightning bolt:lol:

 

[theconqueror]

Now why would you want to do that.:smile:.....I have it from a very reliable and distinguished source, right here in this forum that God and Christians only hate Blacks, Gays/Lesbians, Arabs and other infidels...including Liberals....Unless you are in one of those categories why would you risk the wrath of a super-being by hitting one of it's servants ..:-( He/She might just decide to smite you with a lightning bolt:lol:

Yes. The Christians are a perfect example of how the blind leads the blind. :lol:

 

[JLM]

Now why would you want to do that.:smile:.....I have it from a very reliable and distinguished source, right here in this forum that God and Christians only hate Blacks, Gays/Lesbians, Arabs and other infidels...including Liberals....Unless you are in one of those categories why would you risk the wrath of a super-being by hitting one of it's servants ..:-( He/She might just decide to smite you with a lightning bolt:lol:

Not forgetting of course that a lot of "reliable and distinguished sources" are real nut bars........................:lol::lol::lol::lol: