That's it, I'm voting NDP!!!

taxslave

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I just got an email from my brother. It seems his dog groomer's Aunt's account's cousin's paperboy's Dad's mechanic's buddy,is a janitor on Parliament Hill.

He says he caught Harper freebasing a kitten in the mens room while drilling a glory hole, and kicking a puppy in the head.

That's it for me, I can't be objective about a man that would do that.

Drilling a glory hole? Really?

Defacing public property is where I draw the line!

As long as the kitten is white male it is OK. Can't do that to a visible minority kitten.
 

Colpy

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Can we keep this site for intelegent comments please ! Its the futur of your contry were trying to discuss here.


I also am extremely concerned about the futur of your contry, and the level of intelegent debate.......especially after reading your post.

And this gem;

Jack of Spades:

Personalyt I would like to see this imaginairy book that the concervative are balancing. My guess is I will find at lease 1 trillion $ dept to some bank!
 

Mowich

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I just got an email from my brother. It seems his dog groomer's Aunt's account's cousin's paperboy's Dad's mechanic's buddy,is a janitor on Parliament Hill.

He says he caught Harper freebasing a kitten in the mens room while drilling a glory hole, and kicking a puppy in the head.

That's it for me, I can't be objective about a man that would do that.

Drilling a glory hole? Really?

Defacing public property is where I draw the line!

LOL! I see you got more than one poster on this, Bear - good for you.:lol:
 

CDNBear

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Can we keep this site for intelegent comments please ! Its the futur of your contry were trying to discuss here.
Only if you can.
Why else do you think he's voting NDP?
Are you saying only smalled dick'd fags vote NDP?

That explains a lot.

That probably explains his disposition.
It might be small, but at least I have what it takes to nut up when I get served.

Let me know when yours drop. Should be a banner day for your male fortitude...

LOL! I see you got more than one poster on this, Bear - good for you.:lol:
And I wasn't even trying. The thread was a satirical shot at all the nuttiness I've sen and heard, from across the spectrum.

Since Stevo is the whipping boi du jour, I figured I'd just pile on, with the rest of the crazies.
 

Retired_Can_Soldier

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Hey Bear, just stopped in for a minute to offer a few likes on posts.

I've been pretty busy cruising facebook looking for all of Ignatieff's friends and passing them to the RCMP so that they'll be ejected from Harper rallies. No worries dude, there aren't many, and Stephen said he is going to give me a pass on my income taxes as soon as I find him a bunch of new kittens to torture.

Anyway, I have to get back at it, but a big shout out to Colpy for pointing out the obvious education shortfalls in our country under the present concervatice regime.

Cheery Oh.
 

PoliticalNick

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Hey Bear, just stopped in for a minute to offer a few likes on posts.

I've been pretty busy cruising facebook looking for all of Ignatieff's friends and passing them to the RCMP so that they'll be ejected from Harper rallies. No worries dude, there aren't many, and Stephen said he is going to give me a pass on my income taxes as soon as I find him a bunch of new kittens to torture.

Anyway, I have to get back at it, but a big shout out to Colpy for pointing out the obvious education shortfalls in our country under the present concervatice regime.

Cheery Oh.

You're getting a pass on your taxes...I didn't realize you ran a big, highly profitable corporpation. :lol:
 

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It seems as though people have lost their collective minds this time around!

This is not a new phenomenon....it happens on every forum at election time. The partisans are whipped up, waving their colours, throwing mud at the others, anything that will stick really. And the apologists....oh man. I haven't noticed anything new this time around. Same old shyte, new pile.
 

Cannuck

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This is not a new phenomenon....it happens on every forum at election time. The partisans are whipped up, waving their colours, throwing mud at the others, anything that will stick really. And the apologists....oh man. I haven't noticed anything new this time around. Same old shyte, new pile.

I could have scripted it myself just by going through the old threads at the time of the last election.
 

taxslave

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You're getting a pass on your taxes...I didn't realize you ran a big, highly profitable corporpation. :lol:

Government employee. Just another of their many fringe benefits.

Not much new here for political rhetoric but I don't think we have ever had a bigger, juicier or more stinkier pile of shyte to pick from to run the country.

I remember when we hat Trudeau and Cretin. At least that was just one pile.
 

petros

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There is only one sh!t pile. It's not split into several piles. The dried sh!t is not better than the wet and polished sh!t is not a gemstone. It's all sh!t!
 

Praxius

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that's mature of you....

go ahead and waste your vote.

Yes, because if someone doesn't vote Liberal or Conservative, they're wasting their vote.

The funny thing is, if more and more people "Wasted" their votes by voting for every other party but Liberal and Conservative, it wouldn't actually be a waste of a vote would it? That's because less votes go to the two sides of the same coin and go to other parties, and thus change the perspective of our political system. Not only that, but the power would shift as well.

I can't believe people still buy into that old line "If you don't vote for us, or if you vote for so in so, then you're throwing away your vote."

I kinda thought our vote was our's to waste in the first place..... or not use at all.

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Oh and no matter who you vote for, you're still expressing your personal beliefs/opinions & making your voice heard, and so long as you're doing that, it's not a waste at all.

Can we keep this site for intelegent comments please ! Its the futur of your contry were trying to discuss here.

Please.... we all know our government is a complete joke, so why not make jokes about it?

And if you don't like it, guess what?

You don't have to read this thread and can spend your time reading/posting in some other thread.

WOW! It boggles the mind!
 
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Colpy

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Yes, because if someone doesn't vote Liberal or Conservative, they're wasting their vote.

The funny thing is, if more and more people "Wasted" their votes by voting for every other party but Liberal and Conservative, it wouldn't actually be a waste of a vote would it? That's because less votes go to the two sides of the same coin and go to other parties, and thus change the perspective of our political system. Not only that, but the power would shift as well.

I can't believe people still buy into that old line "If you don't vote for us, or if you vote for so in so, then you're throwing away your vote."

I kinda thought our vote was our's to waste in the first place..... or not use at all.

Exactly.....back in the Neolithic Age, I voted NDP. I never felt I wasted my vote.

I quit voting once I realized how dangerous to liberty the left really was.......but......

Then, after Mulrooney proved to be a complete ass, I joined Reform and helped destroy utterly Mulrooney's PC Party.

I voted Reform in New Brunswick.........I never felt I wasted my vote.

I must admit, it is nice to vote for winners for a change, but I'd dump the CPC in a heartbeat if something better came along, even if it was tanked in the polls.....
 

petros

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I can only vote for my MP as we all are limited, so I grilll the hell out of each one, review their merits, experience, background and vote upon that.

You'll never get what you want if you vote for a party or a cause. EVER!
 

Praxius

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The NDP are as fascist as the cons ...vote for pedro

Learn the differences between Democratic, Fascist, Communist, Socialist, etc. will you?

Great way to prove CDNBear's point by using the Nazi term towards one of our political parties though.

Tell me, does Jack Layton really remind you of Hitler? Sure he's got a mustache, but it's a little larger. Does Jack Layton scream and holler about minorities ruining the country?

Does Jack have a bunch of Brown Coats employed to go around and rough up the other political parties?

At the worst, the NDP is Democratic-Socialist..... not Fascist. They one of the only parties in our government who actually take the time to listen to the public's needs and wishes, unlike how the Liberals and Conservatives just assume what the public wants and does whatever they think is best, regardless of protests or opposition.

There is nothing ever good that comes from having a country 100% Democratic, 100% Communist, 100% Socialist, 100% Capitalist or 100% Fascist, because each system of government can be abused to the extreme if given total freedom from the others. Each system has their pros and their cons, which is why our system of government for so long has been a blend between Democracy, Socialism & Capitalism.

And if you don't believe me when it comes to the Socialism aspect and think Socialism is a horrible thing, go take a look at our government, hospitals, police, military, fire departments, schools, etc. and tell me there is no Socialism aspects in those areas.

Where you come up with Fascist towards the NDP only shows me that you're really ignorant on political systems and just want to use the word because it sounds cool and evil in your head.

Here, read something:
Fascism - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Socialism - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia