If you did, you’d just sound like a deranged irrational Trudeau (Sr.) hater. You have to admit that it would sound like bullshit if it wasn’t real and anyone 50+years old lived through it (in the West, anyway). There’s still PetroCanada’s around (under different ownership now).
Quite true. There's an old joke that is still true today:
Pierre Trudeau decided to walk to work one morning and as he walked along he saw the sun coming up. "Sun," he said, "Am i a good leader of my people?"
The sun replied "You are an inspiration to your people and their benevolent and wise leader, loved by all and prized for your excellent leadership!"
Heartily motivated by this, Trudeau continued to work and put in a full day. On his way home he noticed the sun setting, and decided to get a little more ego lift and asked again "Sun, am I a good leader?"
"You are a hideous tyrant and a traitor to all you exercise your filthy control over. May you rot in the depths of hell for your crimes against your people".
Shocked, Trudeau said "But this morning you said such wonderful things about me!!! What's changed?!!?"
"Ahhh... " said the sun. "This morning i was in the East. Now i'm in the west. "