Salty social conservatives are galvanising in Ontario

[personal touch]

Let's define what is in the variety pak

 

[mentalfloss]

What's "dumb" about it. There is no way to call it 97% of 33% or alter the legal definition of law to fit moonbattery?

If he doesn't face any "challenges" and makes no more promises, he is on target to nail 60% of them.

Too bad your frontal lobe is a stain on the transit system. You used to make sense.

Why don't you just use all science studies and say there is less than a 1% consensus?

 

[DaSleeper]

Haven't seen a global warming thread from you in a long time........


Your blind faith faltering?????

 

[mentalfloss]

You do realize we're putting a price on carbon, right?

 

[Machjo]

Ontario's cancer agency warns about possible risks as grocery stores begin stocking wine - CBC.ca | Metro Morning

Once marijuana is legal, maybe we can sell that in our grocery stores too alongside the tobacco and the lottery tickets. Good source of revenue all around.

 

[JamesBondo]

You do realize we're putting a price on carbon, right?

Do you believe that you are the only one here that is aware of canadian news?

 

[petros]

You do realize we're putting a price on carbon, right?

Carbon doesn't impact anything, it's just carbon.

 

[mentalfloss]

Carbon doesn't impact anything, it's just carbon.

You're just carbon.

 

[Murphy]

Many years ago, space aliens landed and warned the governments of the US and Russia about not letting carbon loose into space. Apparently, it's harmful to oxygen based life forms and some others. The carbon combines with the oxygen and the creatures turn into fire extinguishers. Of course, they would be no fun at BBQs.

 

[petros]

Mostly H20 but keep trying Buckeroo.

Many years ago, space aliens landed and warned the governments of the US and Russia about not letting carbon loose into space. Apparently, it's harmful to oxygen based life forms and some others. The carbon combines with the oxygen and the creatures turn into fire extinguishers. Of course, they would be no fun at BBQs.

None whatever. I wish carbon would burn.

 

[mentalfloss]

Here's your future:

 

[petros]

Here is yours: C16H13ClN2O

 

[mentalfloss]

Like I said, there's no Brad in there.

 

[Machjo]

I think it's important to distance ourselves from social conservatives. Letting alcohol be sold in all grocery stores is a good start. Once marijuana is legal, we could sell that in all grocery stores too along with the lottery tickets. We might want to consider lowering the legal age for lottery tickets to 14. We wouldn't want to be like those prudish socons now would we. We need to distinguish ourselves!

Thanks for the greenie, Mentalfloss, but you do realise this was meant to be tongue in cheek, right?

 

[Murphy]

:lol:

 

[petros]

Nope. There is no Brad in Valium.

 

[mentalfloss]

I think it's important to distance ourselves from social conservatives. Letting alcohol be sold in all grocery stores is a good start. Once marijuana is legal, we could sell that in all grocery stores too along with the lottery tickets. We might want to consider lowering the legal age for lottery tickets to 14. We wouldn't want to be like those prudish socons now would we. We need to distinguish ourselves!

Thanks for the greenie, Mentalfloss, but you do realise this was meant to be tongue in cheek, right?

Of course.

I think libertarians are just as stupid as social conservatives.

 

[petros]

You voted Dipper.

Now that is something to be ashamed of.

 

[Murphy]

I can't wait until all them sociable Conservatives is sittin' in your Common House with the Litterals, smokin' up. Despite there bein' a law against smokin' indoors. The NDP will probably get all incontinent about it!

It gives a whole meanin' to the term 'leafy greens', which those of us livin' here in your sticks are proud to be growin'.

 

[mentalfloss]

You voted Dipper.

Now that is something to be ashamed of.

You're getting unhinged now.