Pope visits Africa, reaffirms ban on condoms

gerryh

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duh....... if they were to follow the Churches teachings conserning sex from start to finish...they wouldn't be in the mess they are in. How is it the Churches fault that they pick and choose what they follow and what they don't?
 

YukonJack

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Re #175.

SOME Canadian churches are MT, indeed.

But I can tell, you from personal experience that the Catholic church I used to go to (no I did NOT leave the Church, I moved to anotherr province) was always packed to the hilt.

So far, I still see the same in my new location.
 

SirJosephPorter

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And in France...

Pope's poll numbers plunge in France


Spade, it doesn’t surprise me that Pope’s number plunged in France. The French like their sex. If there is this grumpy old man, the frowning Patriarch wagging his finger and exhorting people not to have sex, why French will give him the finger.

It is the same in Québec. Once highly Catholic, highly religious (they imprisoned Dr. Morganthaler for performing abortions), now they simply ignore the teachings of he Church. Thus according to the Church, gays are the spawn of the Devil. they have a guaranteed, reserved seat in Hell (unless of course, they go down on their knees and profess their loyalty to the Pope). However, support for gay marriage is the highest in Québec, higher than any other province.
 

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Ok...so let me get this straight.... The Catholic Church says that pre marital sex is a no no, and extra marital sex is a no no.... and Catholics are free to ignore that papal proclamation as they see fit....... While ignoring this they contract an STD and/or get pregnant..... this is suddenly the Churches fault because along with the above no no's the Church also says that condoms and brith control are a no no......

So..... they ignore the sex thing, and that's OK..... but since they don't ignore the condome thing, it's the Churches fault for their individual choices......

The point is that, re; Africa, a condom should be worn with 'whomever' one
has sex with, it has nothing to do with whom, or if it is non marital sex,
there is a huge epidemic of aids in that country, and everything should be
done to eleviate that problem, and the catholic church choose 'not' to help
in any way. Obviously there needs to be mega teaching so that all persons
understand their responsibilities, and the catholic church chooses, not to
be responsible, they know the influence they would have over many, and, if they
chose to allow the use of condoms in 'all' cases, the numbers of deaths would
drop dramatically, lives are what is important here, thousands of children
have no parents/parent, and the deaths keep rising, and the catholic church
stands by, 'hollier than thou', hands behind their backs, staring out at the
parishioners, and point their fingers in blame, and remain hypocrites.

Others will have to help as much as they can, including the u.s. government
who have given millions upon millions to this cause, much more than other
countries put together, so politicians aren't 'all' bad all the time.
The medical community will have to do what they can, and I'm sure there are
thousands of volunteers, let alone all of the groups who have to step up and
make sure all of the orphans have new homes and guardians to care for them,
if family can't, and all the while, the church stands back and points their
hypocritical fingers, and while doing that, many priests are sexually abusing
little boys at their whim, for their own pleasure, and don't give a damn how
they ruin their lives.
 

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The Catholic Church is like the Rotary Club - it's simply an organization of people, one that I don't belong to. The Pope can say or do whatever he wants to, it's got nothing to do with me anyway.

All of the people that I know who are Catholics, and attend church regularly, simply pick and choose which of the rules they wish to follow. Which is no different from any other religion.

So what if the Pope doesn't want people to use condoms? He's not worried about people as such, his concern is the Catholic Church, and sticking to the program.
 

gerryh

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many priests are sexually abusing
little boys at their whim, for their own pleasure, and don't give a damn how

they ruin their lives.

oooops..you lose.
 

SirJosephPorter

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The Catholic Church is like the Rotary Club - it's simply an organization of people, one that I don't belong to. The Pope can say or do whatever he wants to, it's got nothing to do with me anyway.

All of the people that I know who are Catholics, and attend church regularly, simply pick and choose which of the rules they wish to follow. Which is no different from any other religion.

So what if the Pope doesn't want people to use condoms? He's not worried about people as such, his concern is the Catholic Church, and sticking to the program.

TenPenny, you are right, what Pope tells Catholics to do is his own business. Catholicism is a fiefdom of Pope, and he does as he pleases, he is the absolute ruler of the Catholic Church.

The problem comes when he tries to dictate to non Catholics how they should live their lives. Thus if he tells Catholics that abortion is wrong, that is one thing. However, when he supports a ban on abortion for Catholics and non Catholics alike, we are entitled to question his position, analyze it, take it apart and criticize him.

Same thing with homosexuality. If he tells Catholics that homosexual Catholics are the spawn of the Devil and are headed straight for Hell, that is his business. If gay Catholics don’t like that they can get out.

However, when he actively opposes any attempts to ban discrimination against gays, or when he actively opposes gay marriage, we are certainly entitled to expose his hypocrisy, to expose the ugly underside of Catholic Church.

If Pope will insist on getting involved in politics, he must expect that those who disagree with him will criticize him.
 

gerryh

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How does speaking the truth cause a person to lose? And what did she lost? The affection of catholics? Big deal!


She loses by using the statement "many preists"...it is erroneous at the least. Pedophilia was NOT being discussed and pedophilia is condemned by the Holy Roman Catholic Church.
 

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The 5 Biggest Badass Popes





It used to be that to become pope, you had to sit pantsless in a horseshoe-shaped chair and let a couple of cardinals see if you had the goods. If you passed, they'd yell "Testiculos habet et bene pendentes!" (He has testicles, and they hang well!) It's true, in those days it took balls to become pope.
Back then, the Papacy was reserved for the hardasses, guys you wouldn't mess with--the gangsters, the demon-summoners, the corpse-digger-uppers. Here are the ones we consider the biggest badasses. And, no, we didn't make any of this up.
Alexander VI (1492-1503)

Alexander VI blazed the trail for Biggie Smalls, Kingpin and Jabba the Hutt as obese badasses who didn't let their man-boobs and tendency to sweat while they ate stop them from amassing a huge fortune, slaughtering their enemies, and getting sweatily busy with the ladies.
Any story you've ever heard about crooked popes started with this guy. He bought the papacy with four mule loads of silver. He nailed Rome's most eligible bachelorettes. He made his 17-year-old bastard son an archbishop. He started wars, poisoned cardinals and took their money, and probably ate live frogs while feeding people to the Rancor.
His greatest accomplishment--as a host if not as a pope--was the Banquet of Chestnuts held in 1501. This sounds nice enough until you learn that the chestnuts were merely a pretext to have a pack of naked hookers crawling around the ground collecting them. But that wasn't the evening's only nut-related activity. Trained observers were present to keep track of the total number and quality of the party-goers' ejaculations. That's exactly the kind of information you need when a bishopric comes open.
Alexander's death was followed by further hijinks. His ham-stuffed corpse couldn't fit in the coffin and began belching sulfur. His successor forbade anyone from saying prayers for his lardy soul. Finally, almost 400 years later, he was reborn as Aleister Crowley (at least that's what he said), who shocked the world by ... taking a lot of drugs and drawing naked pictures of himself.
Pius II (1458-1464)

Pius II proves that appearances can be deceiving. At first glance, he'd seem to be in the running for biggest fancy lad in the history of the Papacy. He was a "humanist," which means that he read every bit of fruity Latin poetry he could get his hands on and then made ever-so-clever jokes about it with his similarly overeducated friends. Oh, how they giggled!
He seems like the kind of guy whose head you'd like to flush in a toilet, doesn't he? Well, it's a damn good thing you didn't try it, because Pius had a very powerful, very spooky man who was willing to do whatever the pope told him: ****ing Dracula. Seriously.
You see, Pius had Turk problems. The Ottoman Empire was invading various European countries, taking Christian children from their families and subjecting them to strict training in order to create an army of super-soldiers (yes, really). Drastic action was called for.
Pius wrote a letter to Vlad III Tepes, aka Vlad the Impaler, aka Vlad ****ing Dracula, a guy so bloodthirsty his name became synonymous with "vampire."
Hey, did we mention Vlad impaled about 30,000 people on huge-ass spikes? When Pope Pius took "drastic" action, he didn't **** around.
In spite of the overwhelming odds--thousands of fanatical super-soldiers versus whatever mustached Wallachian turnip-farmers Vlad hadn't gotten around to impaling yet-- Vlad took on the Turks and even sort of won.
Whatever quality Pius had that caused Vlad the Impaler to put his own Transylvanian ass on the line to do his bidding, it makes him one of history's best-disguised badasses. The lesson: Resist the urge to assault the next tweedy little sissy you see reciting something in elegiac couplet, because it's quite possible that he has an undead bloodsucking fiend watching his back.
Honorius III (1216-1227)

Honorius III would seem to be one of hundreds of relatively uninteresting popes who fill in the years between the badass ones. But, like a furry with an erotic squirrel costume so convincing that against all odds it gives you an erection, Honorius was one of those guys who was so good at something lame that it actually made him a badass.
In this case, Honorius was so pious that the temptations of this world were too easy for him, so he routinely summoned demons just to challenge himself. He even wrote a book about it so that your local parish priest could test himself against the denizens of the netherworld by opening some kind of flaming portal to hell.
After a hard day of "reforming the clergy" (i.e., forcing them to be as unlike Alexander VI as possible), the meek and saintly old man retired to his chambers. His lackeys no doubt thought he was busily devising new ways to bore the hell out of them. Actually, he was drawing pentagrams on the floor and interrupting the slumber of various imps, cacodemons and even the final boss of his spiritual exercises, the terrifying spider mastermind.
What could be more frustrating for the demons? When one of these monstrosities is forcibly brought to the earthly realm, at least it usually gets to disembowel someone; depending on the skill of summoner, either the wizard's enemies or the wizard himself.
How do you think they felt when they came face to face with a bossy and spiritually invincible pope? "God be with you, my cacodemon. Now, do my dishes. After you're done, you can help yourself to a hard candy from the dish and then go back to hell."
Stephen VI (896-897)

Once he was ensconced on the throne (the nut-check apparently went smoothly), Pope Stephen VI decided to right some old wrongs. A previous Pope, Formosus, had committed some technical infractions, the kinds of minor crimes a less scrupulous Pope would have let slide, especially considering the man was dead. But not Stephen.
Consumed with an unquenchable thirst for justice, he had Formosus dug up, dressed in his papal vestments, and seated on a throne, ready to face the music in a formal trial.
It was like one of those Law & Order scenes where Jack McCoy starts yelling at a defendant, his eyebrows flying around like pissed off weightless caterpillars while the guilty bastard sits on the witness stand stunned into silence. Being as he was without an attorney and dead, all Formosus could do was sit there in his finery, perhaps letting a chunk of himself fall to the floor in silent protest.
Formosus was found guilty on all charges, of course, though the trial practically screamed for an appeal. The late pontiff's only defense was mounted by a cleric kneeling behind his throne, who answered Stephen's seemingly rhetorical questions ("Why did you usurp the papacy?!") for Formosus by explaining, "Because I was evil!" Historians do not relate whether the cleric set up a pulley device to make Formosus' jaw move up and down while he spoke for him, so we must assume that he did.
The death penalty was ruled out, since applying it to a corpse might have made Formosus a brain-eating zombie. Stephen played it safe: he chopped off the three fingers Formosus used for blessing and tossed his cadaver in the river. The lesson was inescapable. If the Pope was going to come down this hard on a guy who had violated an obscure Vatican by-law and died a year before, you didn't even want to know what kind of crazy **** he'd do to someone who really ****ed up.
It's a testament to our lax and dissolute times that Stephen is now considered the bad guy in this story.
Sergius III (897, 904-911)

Take Stephen VI and put about ten extra inches of penis on him, and you get Sergius III. The only man badass enough to be forcibly removed from the office and to take it back, his seven-year reign left the landscape littered with corpses and papal bastards.
Stephen was first elected in 897, but Rome clearly wasn't ready. Perhaps the nut-check chair's hole was too small. Whatever the reason, he was expelled by force and excommunicated by various factions of player-hater. While Sergius sat at home and stewed, the papacy was fought over by some guys who were actually pretty badass in their own right.
Realizing that what was needed was stability through the accumulation of dead bodies, the gangstas running things in Rome invited Sergius back to his rightful throne. The new and former pope embarked on a program of governance that combined the best aspects of the first 100 days Franklin Roosevelt's presidency and the end of The Godfather. Sergius:

  1. Had his predecessor, the Antipope Christopher, strangled in prison.
  2. Had his predecessor's predecessor, Leo V, strangled in prison.
  3. Set about impregnating a prominent Roman noblewoman with the future Pope John XI.
  4. Completed the legacy of his mentor Stephen VI by re-digging up poor old Formosus, trying his dead ass again, and beheading him.
A warning to aspiring young mediums: do not invite Sergius III to a séance. There is no doubt that his spirit will snap your neck like a stalk of celery and then proceed to make time with your lady. Just don't do it.
 

gerryh

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it's the young boys who were the losers, as their lives were changed
forever, so don't try to change the subject by picking apart my info, it doesn't
changed the facts.
they preach about condoms, while abusing young boys, facts.


Wrong..... but I'd be interested in you tripping all over yourself while trying to prove what you are stating..... come on....or, like petros, it's just more "out your a$$ BS"?
 

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Wrong..... but I'd be interested in you tripping all over yourself while trying to prove what you are stating..... come on....or, like petros, it's just more "out your a$$ BS"?

Have you been living in a cave for the last few decades? Are you so blinded by your belief system that you have no clue what has been going on around you? What petros posted was historical facts - mind you, coloured by the writer's prejudices. And have you not heard about all the court cases and billions paid out for the pedophile priests. There were many of them. Or that the Vatican has given many of them sanctuary in the Vatican? If you still hold to the infalibility of the RCC, you are the one who loses. You are backing a dead horse.
 

gerryh

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again with the "many"....... what's the percentage....hoiw does that compare to other Christian sects....how does it compare with the general population?

If you're gonna make accusations...better back em up.
 

Ron in Regina

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I'm not going to knock anyone's religion. This is a discussion forum.

I will add that I have a close relative who works for the Federal
Government as an Adjudicator (=Crown, defense, Jury, & Judge
all rolled into one person) with respect to the Residential School
fiasco in Canada. He's not the only Adjudicator doing this. He's
done this for a couple of years now, and he'll be doing this for
years to come. I can't (and won't) comment on the current state
of affairs, but "many" would have been an understatement in
Canada for several generations. With that in mind, is a percentage
relevant?