Poll: Some Alberta men believe violence against women is okay

Cannuck

Time Out
Feb 2, 2006
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If she isn't filling the doorway you have a way out.

Nonsense. A linebacker doesn't fill a football field. How do they ever make a tackle? The fact is, you only have a way out if she chooses not to move and the both of you combined are less than 30". I doubt that this option is realistic in the event that she is angry with you.

Clearly running is not an option in every single scenario. There are times when an individual will have to accept a physical altercation however brief. In this scenario, one could remain in the bathroom and be assaulted or try to force their way out of the bathroom. This would require, at the very minimum, pushing.
 

petros

The Central Scrutinizer
Nov 21, 2008
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Low Earth Orbit
I'm man enough to take a hit without give one to escape.

If you have a 30' wide woman blocking the doorway, toss a cheeseburger in the corner and make a run for it.
 

Cannuck

Time Out
Feb 2, 2006
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Alberta
I'm man enough to take a hit without give one to escape.

I wouldn't say that I'm man enough. That would be sexist. What I would say is that I'm strong enough and tough enough to take a hit while getting away but of course, we aren't talking about me specifically or you specifically. Chauvinists like you and Gerry love to question the "manhood" of other men simply because they may not be able to physically handle their mates. That's pretty pathetic.
 

DaSleeper

Trolling Hypocrites
May 27, 2007
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Northern Ontario,
If you're married to Big Juicy and you are worried she'll crack your nuts, go takes some lessons on how to be slippery.

You must enjoy dancing with Jim-bo
Problem is he insists on waltzing while the fiddle is playing a jig...