Peter Khill

Danbones

Hall of Fame Member
Sep 23, 2015
24,505
2,198
113
Make mine a Black Russian.



gladly rush yah something...sergie
:)
special delivery even!
 
Last edited:

IdRatherBeSkiing

Satelitte Radio Addict
May 28, 2007
15,266
2,893
113
Toronto, ON
A Canadian lawyer can't even practise everywhere in Canada. The Law Societies of each Province qualify Lawyers and they need a "ticket" to practice in each one.


Thanx. I did not know that it was provincial. I thought it was a national law society.

But I do know that they do not transfer across the border and I do know that there is no such thing as an internet lawyer. I am kind of surprised anybody took my sarcastic comments seriously. But I did neglect to use the correct purple font.



Which brings to mind an old joke but a goodie: What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start.
 

Tecumsehsbones

Hall of Fame Member
Mar 18, 2013
60,380
9,538
113
Washington DC
My favourite is: What is the difference between a lawyer and a cat fish? One is a scum sucking bottom feeder and the other is a fish.

Mine is: a lawyer and a businessman are walking down the street when they see this gorgeous blonde dressed in a light top, obviously no bra, and a skirt that would probably be better described as a belt. The businessman nudges the lawyer and says "Man, I'd like to screw her!" The lawyer responds "Out of what?"
 

JLM

Hall of Fame Member
Nov 27, 2008
75,301
548
113
Vernon, B.C.
Yeah, and that's totally wrong! It's only right when Nicole Brown Simpson's family does it.

Easy way to put an end to this is just to deny Induns access to the courts.


"Induns" is a coincidental concern! What part of bad behaviour do you NOT understand?
 

Tecumsehsbones

Hall of Fame Member
Mar 18, 2013
60,380
9,538
113
Washington DC
The real travesty here is that this damned whitey lawyer will want his 30% contingency fee.

Damned whitey lawyer!

Um. . . there are no contingency fees in criminal cases. Because there's no award.

Stay stupid, Cap.

"Induns" is a coincidental concern! What part of bad behaviour do you NOT understand?

I understand that in civilized places it doesn't excuse homicide.

It's okay, he has a white friend.

Really? The rubber/glue taunt is the best you got?

You're as smart as Trump. Exactly as smart as Trump.
 

JLM

Hall of Fame Member
Nov 27, 2008
75,301
548
113
Vernon, B.C.
Yeah, and that's totally wrong! It's only right when Nicole Brown Simpson's family does it.

Easy way to put an end to this is just to deny Induns access to the courts.


Your terminology is a bit confusing. Please comment on the difference between "Induns" and "Injuns". I'm familiar with the latter but the former is new to me! :)
 

JLM

Hall of Fame Member
Nov 27, 2008
75,301
548
113
Vernon, B.C.
It's an OUTRAGE that he had to PAY for a LAWYER just because he shot an Indun.

What's worse is he didn't even get the bounty!


You fail to mention some people deserve to be shot or even tossed off a trestle. :) :) :)

Um. . . there are no contingency fees in criminal cases. Because there's no award.

Stay stupid, Cap.


Oooooooooooh - do we have a case of "the pot calling the kettle black"? :) :)

Yeah, and that's totally wrong! It's only right when Nicole Brown Simpson's family does it.

Easy way to put an end to this is just to deny Induns access to the courts.


You might want to try (I know it's hard for you) to get this racial sh*t out of your head. In Canada, our laws are behaviour based, not ethnic based! Can you maybe write that down somewhere? :) :)

I understand that in civilized places it doesn't excuse homicide.


You're right but it does excuse self defense! :)