Oh, and in case you're the victim of a rape or whatnot, here are the rules...
Sexual Assault: "nobody should contact the police"
Sexual Assault: "nobody should contact the police" - YouTube
"Our policy is we do whatever the survivor wants." If they want to contact the police, we contact the police. If they don't want to contact the police nobody should contact the police.
Sounds much more reasonable than what you're leading others to believe.