NFL dying

Cannuck

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The NFL doesn't care about snowflakes. They'll start watching again once they finish sucking their thumbs and realize the 1st amendment still exists
 

EagleSmack

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The NFL doesn't care about snowflakes. They'll start watching again once they finish sucking their thumbs and realize the 1st amendment still exists

Of course they don't, snowflakes don't watch football. They whine that it's too aggressive and proudly show off their Youth Soccer Participation Medals.
 

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I don't follow the NFL because it's really really boring, back and forth a few yards one way and then back the other way. It's difficult for me to find much entertainment in that. The same repeditive sleep inducing motion is more economicaly realized with a fish tank.
 

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I don't follow the NFL because it's really really boring, back and forth a few yards one way and then back the other way. It's difficult for me to find much entertainment in that. The same repetitive sleep inducing motion is more economically realized with a fish tank.

Could not agree more, DB.
 

darkbeaver

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This is just my opinion and my opinion could be wrong depending on the accepted meaning of wrong. There seems to be infinite ways to wyle away ones time, mine certainly counts for as little, excepting the pleasent passage of time we are condemned to.

Could not agree more, DB.

Thankyou for your kind understanding of my disability. The game seems to excite the gonads rather than the intellectual realm. If clubs were introduced to the game I could perhaps get excited.


Kicking is another underutilized part of the defensive game, kicking real balls would elevate the specticle. Heads as well. Consumer sport needs to be, I dono more blood and brutality. Bring back the gladiators and stop with the snowflake combat of heavily armoured twits chaseing a fukkin ball. Gezzuz H HUbcap that is not the games.
 

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I don't follow the NFL because it's really really boring, back and forth a few yards one way and then back the other way. It's difficult for me to find much entertainment in that. The same repeditive sleep inducing motion is more economicaly realized with a fish tank.



What I find amazing about NFL and US football is that the play is so broken up. A typical play lasts about 20 seconds. Then the players all wander around, and try to figure out what to do.


In a normal football game, the ball is in play for 17 minutes. My god, it's deadly. None of these guys could last for a hockey game, much less a soccer game. They don't have the stamina. In a way, it's kinda pathetic. No wonder Trump tried a USFL team.
 

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... None of these guys could last for a hockey game, much less a soccer game. They don't have the stamina. In a way, it's kinda pathetic...

Why is that pathetic? Most world class sprinters can't run a marathon. Most hockey players can't hit an Arrieta pitch. Comparing athletes of different sports doesnt make a lot of sense
 

darkbeaver

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What I find amazing about NFL and US football is that the play is so broken up. A typical play lasts about 20 seconds. Then the players all wander around, and try to figure out what to do.


In a normal football game, the ball is in play for 17 minutes. My god, it's deadly. None of these guys could last for a hockey game, much less a soccer game. They don't have the stamina. In a way, it's kinda pathetic. No wonder Trump tried a USFL team.

Yah yah twenty seconds of action and three minutes of posturing, what must be going through the mind of the observer? Not fukkin much I imagine.
 

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Yah yah twenty seconds of action and three minutes of posturing, what must be going through the mind of the observer? Not fukkin much I imagine.

That's because you don't understand the game and are only a passive observer. That is more appropriate for sports like hockey and basketball, not football or baseball