Muslim women must show face to become Canadian citizens

SLM

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We're doing well with it thanks. me and Mo organized a huge party. Had to get Seagram's to drop off another trailer of spirits. You'd be surprised how fast moderate Muslims go through liqour.

Shrimprings are flying out of the freezer, and my BBQ pork ribs are a hot ticket item.

We're making it a whole weekend party. Some of my friends are coming over on the ferry tonight. There's nothing more fun than a bus load of Injins, Muslims and easterners, whoopin' it up around the bon fire.

Last night SLM did a strip tease on top of my boat.

I'm finding that it's getting a bit cold for that now. I think we need to suck up some more funds to build an indoor lake. You know, so the cold weather doesn't interfere with all the frivolous partying we're doing with western money.
 

CDNBear

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Oh my,, now I see why you have such a large debt.

I guess, I'll just have to come to eastern Canada and teach you people some basics on financial management...
I'll go now and start packing my bags!!
Dude, you aren't old enough to party with us. Save yourself the trip.

I'm finding that it's getting a bit cold for that now. I think we need to suck up some more funds to build an indoor lake. You know, so the cold weather doesn't interfere with all the frivolous partying we're doing with western money.
That's why Ed dropped off the backhoe this morning. The big party tent is on its way too.

The boys are getting the propane tanks filled, so heat won't be an issue.
 

mentalfloss

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The answer to this whole riddle is that the real problem has nothing to do with religion.

It has to do with security.

In instances where security is at risk and demands identification then we need to show a face.

In all other instances, the state should not impose a removal of garb whatsoever.
 

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Let me offer you easterners some free advise.
Stop immigrating Muslims and then you will stop spending all this money dealing with Muslim problems. Use this money to pay down you debt.
Then we in the west will benefit because we will have to send you less in equalization payments,,,hopefully !!

Btw, how are you doing with the $2.2B we sent you earlier this year? I hope your not pissing it away the way you did with the money we sent you in previous years..

Myself I am just one of the Easterners working for an Eastern Company sucking dollars out of Alberta and the other Western provinces.
As usual we spend well over the average on Christmas for one and throughout the rest of the year as well.

I have not found any difference in a Western Canadian 100.00 dollar Bills than ones from Eastern Canada. But what the hell Eh.

So it is hard to tell when I am spending what money you had. So to make it easy i just assume it all came out of your pocket.

Oh yes, I also receive 2 Pension checks from the Govt - 1 tax free now that must really hurt ya. For that I offer my thanks and I want you keep on paying taxes ya hear, keep on paying.

Oh yes, being part Aboriginal I only drink imported beers, not that Canadian - US Swill you have to as money must be tight for you due to paying me all that money.

Living High on the Hog on your money. And luvin it Ya Hear, Luvin it.

Your pal and thanks for the substantial amount of Coin sent my way.
UberGoober.
 

Goober

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Party on, Goober!

And God Bless Poor Durry. I do love his money, why it comes every month like clockwork. Just live Direct Deposit. Poof in it go - From Duury's wallet to my account. Now that is technology at its finest I would say, and Yes I have to say.
 

SLM

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And God Bless Poor Durry. I do love his money, why it comes every month like clockwork. Just live Direct Deposit. Poof in it go - From Duury's wallet to my account. Now that is technology at its finest I would say, and Yes I have to say.

Oh I agree. It's swell how he personally pays for everything. Real stand up guy!
 

SLM

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Now we know why he is so miserable. Paying all that money. Oh well someone has to.

Has to be some reason he hates us all so much.

You know, sometimes I wonder what his weather vane looks like. Do you think he ripped the eastern arm right off of it in a fit of rage?
 

Goober

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It's the immature westerners who are paying your bills. If your so smart, why do you have a $240 B debt ??
Maybe you are not as smart as you easterners think you are!!

This is the fellow that has been picking your pocket, or one of his friends has. Be aware,

 

In Between Man

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you realize though, it's a violation of freedom of religion?

Did you know that Christianity teaches its followers to "not take oaths"? If a Christian immigrant to Canada said they wanted citizenship status but refused to take the citizenship oath because they said it violated their freedom of religion, would you be as accommodating?
 

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Did you know that Christianity teaches its followers to "not take oaths"? If a Christian immigrant to Canada said they wanted citizenship status but refused to take the citizenship oath because they said it violated their freedom of religion, would you be as accommodating?

That would preclude Christians from serving in elected office, or as peace officers, or quite a few other things.
 

Spade

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Did you know that Christianity teaches its followers to "not take oaths"? If a Christian immigrant to Canada said they wanted citizenship status but refused to take the citizenship oath because they said it violated their freedom of religion, would you be as accommodating?

Do we need more Christians? Just asking. I like Druids and Wickans. They are better dancers. Sun dances are refreshing too.

That would preclude Christians from serving in elected office, or as peace officers, or quite a few other things.

Geezus, I thought my speeding ticket was a issued by a Thor head!