Millennials Having Less Sex Than Ever

JLM

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Mother Nature's way of winding down the Human race. She probably disapproves of a lot of the sh*t we are doing!
 

Hoof Hearted

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It's because Millennials are too lazy to have sex. Millennials are so lazy they can't figure out why Hussain Bolt just doesn't use Uber to go the 100 yard distance.

Q: How many millennials does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One. He holds the bulb, and then waits for the rest of the world to revolve around him.
 

Danbones

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Tell us about the time you got the clap.
only time I get the clap is when I get on stage
VD has done well for your brain though Capone
eh?
Us musicians don't have the same kinds of shortages you and the millennials have

I blame automation.

On a construction job, say carrying 12 " concrete blocks, they carry exactly half what a 50 year old can carry in a day
 

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Obviously they have taken an honest look at the world and decided they do not want to bring a child into such a hell-hole. Good for them.
 

Danbones

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I am a musician and my children are millenials.

Yes, and how did you cure the clap?
If your parents didn't give you the proper sex ed maybe its because they wanted you to learn the hard way...or possibly they did it just for sh!ts and giggles...
Shorty

Obviously they have taken an honest look at the world and decided they do not want to bring a child into such a hell-hole. Good for them.
That may just be part of it
 

Curious Cdn

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Yes, and how did you cure the clap?
If your parents didn't give you the proper sex ed maybe its because they wanted you to learn the hard way...or possibly they did it just for sh!ts and giggles...
Shorty


That may just be part of it

No clap.

I did pick up Hearing Aids from listening to a$$holes all day long, though.
 

Danbones

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yeah I'm with you there
nothing like getting ear raped by a tele through a fender twin
 

Danbones

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take the condom off your head
we can't hear you
and we can clearly see your nuts
 
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Danbones

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It was your tennis ball in the first place
I was just swatting it back

There was a joke thread around here earlier today...