McCain's Vice President

darkbeaver

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You should look a little closer Praxius.

Bush and McCain disagree on about everything.

Bush is the darling of the republican right-wing, McCain is the nightmare of same.

Bush and McCain, despite public appearances to the contrary, loathe each other.

McCain is a man of principle........imagine! A strong, man of principle as President, a woman of principle as VP. I like it!



In case there are children here who may be swayed by Colpys insane statement about McCain being a man of principal they should read this. McCain is a man completely void of principal and very likely a psycopath.
In case you missed it

What is the Keating Five?

28/08/08 --- "McCain Keating Five"
For anyone not aware of the Keating Five, here’s a very simple summary:
Charles Keating owned a savings and loan in California. He was illegally using the money of his bank’s customers to give loans to himself and friends that they didn’t have to repay, and to speculate on risky real estate investments, which was strictly forbidden by U.S. law (the latter was one cause of the Great Depression).
When the feds found out what was going on and launched an investigation into Keating and his company, Keating called five U.S. Senators whom he had wined, dined, and lavished with hundreds of thousands of dollars in campaign donations and personal gifts for years.
Keating asked the five Senators to tell the feds to bug off, and the five Senators, later known as the Keating Five, obliged, meeting with federal investigators twice and pressuring them to stop investigating Keating’s crimes. They bought Keating some time, but the feds didn’t give up and eventually Keating was nailed. The reason the feds were so persistent was because Keating wasn’t playing with mere chump change. Keating blew $3.4 billion through illegal personal loans and bad investments, and the FDIC eventually had to reimburse Keating’s customers who had been ripped off. (The FDIC is a part of the federal government funded by taxpayers dollars, so when Keating stole from his customers you and I were the ones who paid for it.)
 

DurkaDurka

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meh, McCain is a relic. If he somehow manages to get voted in as president I might have to re-evaluate the collective intelligence of the US.
 

Curiosity

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[SIZE=+1]Sarah Palin Jokes[/SIZE]

I better get these in before we get bored.... sorry for all the posts but I didn't know much about her before this morning. I thought some Canadians could identify with some of them...
How you can tell that Sarah Palin is from Alaska:


Sarah Palin knows how to skin a moose with a penknife.
Sarah Palin wrote a Caribou recipe book.
Sarah Palin calls "Baked Alaska" "Baked Here."
Sarah Palin know which leaves are safe to use for toilet paper.
Sarah Palin rides to the Governor's mansion on a stretch snowmobile.
Sarah Palin has waffle soles on her high heels.
Sarah Palin has three pairs of formal waders.

If you ask Sarah Palin what the four seasons in Alaska are she will tell you that they're Early Winter, Winter, Late Winter and Road Repair.

Sarah Palin's customized snowblower can do 60 on fresh snow.
Sarah Palin keeps her cosmetics in her hunting bag.

Sarah Palin decided to teach John McCain ice fishing. They went out on the lake and she showed him how to carve a hole in the ice so they could get started. To her surprise, John turned out to be a great fisherman. He pulled in fish after fish while Sarah couldn't even get a nibble. She decided that John must have a secret fishing technique and asked him if he would share it with her. John's muffled reply was completely indecipherable so Sarah ask him to repeat himself. John spat into the worm bucket and clearly announced, "You have to keep the bait warm."


Barack Obama asked Sarah Palin if she ever hunted poor defenseless penguins. Sarah Palin patiently explained to Obama that penguins live in Antarctica, not in Alaska. Obama defensively sputtered, "Uh, uh, uh... I was thinking of the 57th state."
 
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Tonington

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When she was Mayor of Wasilla, she was on a first name basis with all the Wasilla residents.

Her mosquito repellent is a shotgun.

Her freezer sits on the front porch, unplugged.

Her sexiest piece of lingerie is a 100% wool pair of red long johns.
 

missile

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So the old bugger went and made a decent choice for his VP! this just may be what gets him into the white house & I am fairly sure that he will be the winner anyway. This ain't my choice, just a prediction,Ok?
 

EagleSmack

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Good pick, but nothing more than a political one.

Make Way for Captain Obvious!

Gee...do you really think this was a "political" pick?

How profound!
How astute!
What genius!

To think...a politician running for a politcal office making...wait for it...a "political" pick!
 

Avro

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Make Way for Captain Obvious!

Gee...do you really think this was a "political" pick?

How profound!
How astute!
What genius!

To think...a politician running for a politcal office making...wait for it...a "political" pick!


I've heard you speak before so I put that one in there for you dumb dumb.:lol:
 

EagleSmack

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I've heard you speak before so I put that one in there for you dumb dumb.:lol:

You actually are calling me a "dumb dumb" after saying McCaines pick for VP was a political one?

No sir...it wasn't put in for me...you are just very stupid. Your best bet now is to try and forget that you made one of the DUMBEST most OBVIOUS observations in the History of CanCon and chase me around on the forum trying to make up for this most IDIOTIC statement.
 

Avro

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You actually are calling me a "dumb dumb" after saying McCaines pick for VP was a political one?

No sir...it wasn't put in for me...you are just very stupid. Your best bet now is to try and forget that you made one of the DUMBEST most OBVIOUS observations in the History of CanCon and chase me around on the forum trying to make up for this most IDIOTIC statement.

Was I wrong?

How can it be idiotic if it's not wrong?

Again, click linky to hear Eaglecrack speak....

http://www.stadiumdj.com/DownloadFile.asp?ID=2384196
 

Avro

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I laugh at your feeble attempts to spin. It was a DUMB and clearly OBVIOUS...

Mr. Avro... what is your view on McCaine's pick for a VP?

"It was a political one."

:lol:

Oh that one just keeps giving and giving!


Again, was I wrong? How can something that is right be idiotic and dumb.

Do explain to us all Eaglecrack.:lol:

Eagle trying to go to school.....

 

EagleSmack

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Again, was I wrong? How can something that is right be idiotic and dumb.

Do explain to us all Eaglecrack.:lol:

Eagle trying to go to school.....


Explain what? That you stated the obvious as if it was a profound observation? That the absurdness is astounding?

There is nothing to explain...but PLENTY to laugh at!
 

Avro

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Explain what? That you stated the obvious as if it was a profound observation? That the absurdness is astounding?

There is nothing to explain...but PLENTY to laugh at!


So now saying what is right is absurd, idiotic and dumb?

Wow, must be that fine education system you have over there.:lol:
 

EagleSmack

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So now saying what is right is absurd, idiotic and dumb?

No...I am saying your silly statement of the obvious is absurd, idiotic, and dumb. Do you understand now?

Wow, must be that fine education system you have over there.:lol:

It is...perhaps it would have done you well to get an education yourself!